There was just no fucking way around it, I wasn’t going to finish my homework when, right down the hall I could hear the oh-so familiar sounds of my step-sister giving her boyfriend a blowjob! I strained my ears to pick up every noise. I couldn’t believe how nasty it sounded. She…
All things considered, I could barely believe my luck that not only had I managed to finalise my house purchase and move in days before the country entered lockdown, but I’d quickly discovered my new neighbour was none other than Michelle Keegan! Naturally my girlfriend was a little less impressed when we…
“Drinks are on me, Shorty!” I heard my good friend Paula Patton call out to me as she went to the bar and ordered us some drinks. We were visiting the Ola de Calor nightclub celebrating Paula’s one year anniversary of her filing for divorce from her ex Robin Thicke and today…
I had worked as a stage hand on the hit show “Gossip Girl” for all of six weeks when I first saw her standing there. By all accounts Taylor Momsen was a real handful, some kind of snot-nosed rebel who was going through a phase, dressing provocatively and keeping her distance from…
I was sitting on my couch in my high-rise condo playing videogames when Victoria barged in and with a long, exaggerated sigh collapsed onto the other side of the couch. Without ceremony or even asking she plopped her gorgeous, slender and miles long bare legs in my lap and wiggled further down…
It was day 2 of the con, as I made my way over to the convention center and wandered around getting to know the various stall owners and celebrities, including one Olivia Munn, when I felt someone try to sneak up from behind and attempt to surprise me. Truth be told I…
I hung up the phone and stared at it for a few seconds in disbelief. Just stared at it in quite disbelief. How could this be actually happening? And to me? “Well?” asked me best friend, Jen, eager to hear the news. “She’s… well… coming…” I eventually replied. We both looked at…
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised when I looked up and recognized Kristina Kane and her posse, approach me at the door. After all she’d been nagging me all week long about sneaking her into the club. I had initially been introduced to the striking blonde while attending a local frat…
Nicole Kidman is featured on a show about ghostly encounters with famous people and shares her horrifying experience. [Commercial break ends] [Announcer:] We now return to our show. [Fade in. A spooky graveyard is shown, accompanied by equally chilling music.] [Voice-over:] Welcome back to Otherworldly Encounters Of The Rich And Famous. I’m…
An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite café this afternoon. She said her name was Amy Adams, but it didn’t ring a distinctive bell. If I’d seen that red hair…