Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red

Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red, working undercover as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President of the United States 18 year old son Thad, for B.R.E.A.S.T.S., the Bureaucratic Response and Engagement Action Squad and Tactical Strikeforce. When not protecting Thad, who has learned her secret, Agent Red protects the world from the evil organization S.L.U.T., the Sexually Liberated Unification Taskforce, led by their evil overlord Christina Hendricks. Following the orders of Director Linda Carter, Agent Red and B.R.E.A.S.TS. do whatever is necessary to stop S.L.U.T. from seducing their way to power and control of the world! -The dark of night, S.L.U.T.’s new base “Behold all that I have achieved, my lowly functionary,” Christina cackled in malicious glee, “From here I shall achieve my plans of world domination!” She cackled as she raised her arms in the air, her large breasts straining against her starch white blouse, the buttons threatening to give way. Her crystal blue eyes gleaned with…

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Welcome To The JLA, Robin

After dropping Grodd off to be imprisoned in Gorilla City, the JLA and Robin returned to the Justice League’s headquarters for their usual after battle debriefing. Superman, Green Arrow, Flash, and Wonder Woman all took their seats around the meeting table while Robin sat next to his mentor, Batman. Superman led the meeting, his mostly blue uniform torn in a couple of places and his red cape ragged. Green Arrow, dressed very much like a modern day Robin Hood with a domino mask, occasionally interrupted with a joke or sarcastic comment while the Flash, dressed head to toe in scarlet, kept jokingly trying to quiet him. Despite the colorfully dressed heroes, except for Batman dressed from head to toe in dark blue and gray, Robin’s eyes were constantly drawn to Wonder Woman. Standing, Wonder Woman was nearly six feet tall in her red, knee length boots. Her legs were bare, long and graceful, up to her red and blue uniform…

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iCarly: iFuck a Girl

Carly was lying down in the studio when Sam walked in. “hey Sam!” yelled Carly. “hey carly. Whatchya doin?” “just thinking.” replied Carly. “about the next icarly episode?” asked Sam. “no. Sam, have you ever had sex?” asked Carly. “why do you wanna know?” replied Sam in a puzzled manner. “just curious.” replied Carly. By now, she was really horny. Her pussy was beginning to get wet from this talk if sex. “well, if you really wanna know, I have had sex with my sister Melonie a few times. Made her squirt and faint each time.” said a boastful Sam who was also starting to get* horny. “how does it feel?” “I can’t really explain it. It is better if I showed you.” Sam immediately took off her shirt to reveal two perkey breasts. Sam got down on her knees and started eating away at carly’s pussy. “oooh, ahhhhh! Ouuuuuh!” moaned Carly in extreme pleasure. “that feels so goood!” “you…

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Doctor Who: The Silence Rises

His name was Tek’Hamin’Acutl’bil’Tamin but mostly people just called him Bill. Unless their tongues could spiral, then he was usually Tek’Hamin but mostly it was just Bill. As far as humans went he was fairly plain for an alien, five foot ten, brown hair, only the two eyes, and of medium weight and build, nothing exceptional really except for his dreams. Every since he been born in the Hollarer Province on Frellp 2 he had wanted to travel and see the stars. Most people from his village had that dream but every since he was young he had sworn he was going to do it and then one day he did. And he’d been trying to get back ever since. It wasn’t that outer space was bad but it was big. So big. So incredibly big. And filled with stars. Stars set so far apart it could take years to journey between them. Long, boring years. Stars so far apart…

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My date with fantasy: Kitty and Will

Kitty grew up in a poor family. Somehow they always had gotten by. These days, Kitty couldn’t believe her luck as being able to land a job as a electrician on movie sets on and off location. She had always been a sort of tom boy but still very much interested in men. She worked her way up in the trades until one day, some hollywood highroller offered her a job in the movie industry. She couldn’t believe her luck. Working with the celebs. Often times, the tradesmen didn’t consort with the actors and actresses but there were a few occasions when luck would have it that she got to meet some of them. Among the people Kitty had met included Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Whoopi Goldberg along with the cast of Star Trek: Voyager (they were having trouble wiring up the “warp core.”). But she always was hoping for the day where she would get to meet the…

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Sex Weekend

Mike pulled the throttle to the rear and the boat leapt forward, away from the dock. Quickly coming up to a proper plane, the runabout skimmed across the glass smooth surface of the lake. Mike and John grinned like schoolboys, enjoying the feel of the 125 horsepower engine in the relatively small craft. Lacy sat up on the bow, dressed in her favorite blue skirt and tank top, enjoying the sun on her body and the wind in her hair. Glancing around, she smiled at her husband and lifted her top, exposing her breasts. Completely removing her top, she lay back, letting the warm summer sun play over her firm body. Her mind wandered as she felt the boat bounce along. The drone of the inboard motor prevented her from sleeping, but she half dozed, luxuriating in the sun’s warmth. Mike guided the runabout toward a cove across the lake and settled back for the short trip. The weather was…

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An Evening of Desire

Haven’t written in a while; gotta do some catching up! Well, this little boy from Nebraska got a real Hollywood break. Got my first job eight months agoon a Kazan film! “A Streetcar Named Desire,” with Leigh and Brando. Grunt work mostlychanging bulbs, untangling wires, etc. But it was a foot inand a chance for me to see the Marlon Brando strut around bare-chested and sweaty as hell. My hots for him go back a long way. So Marlon was kind of a bastard on set, which he’s known for. Just being gruff and domineering, just like you’d think. Pissing people off. Never dealt with him myself, though. Until the wrap party last night. The whole cast AND crew was invited to a shindig at some bigwig’s house, I don’t even know whose. The place was crazy! Guys and girls dancing around everywhere, booze flowing for free. Big names everywhere you looked. I even got a tux, even though most…

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