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Spice Girls xxx

Late last year the Girls did their tour of Australia and set the whole bloody country on its head – screaming teenage girls trashing the joint. I won one of those radio competitions to meet the band, and upon turning up at the designated place their manager was quite surprised to see a guy who had just hit 30 instead of one of the pimply faced teenagers that always seem to win (his words, not mine). The manager and I headed next door and got a beer while we waited for the girls who were just completing a photo shoot for WHO magazine. After a couple of beers (I did introduce him to a few classic Aussie brews) his pager went off, with a message telling us that the girls were ready to meet the contestant winner (I bet they just couldn’t wait to meet another pimply faced teenager). Anyway we headed up to the suite they were using for…

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Melrose Place xxx parody

It was late morning when Sydney returned to the apartment building. Thankfully, no one there was keeping regular tabs on her so her absence over the night would be missed. After formulating their plan, Sydney and Kimberly had made love twice more. Leaving, Sydney had stopped at a gift store to pick up the two items she needed. A surge of excitement moved through her, rivaling the night before. She was going to enjoy this so much. She walked to Jane’s apartment and lightly rapped on the door. Jane opened it. Her short blond hair shook along with her head when she saw Sydney. She was wearing a loose t-shirt and a pair of black slacks. “Syd, I’m due at the studio in a couple of hours. I don’t have time to deal with you. Go away.” “Jeez, all I wanted was to show you something,” Sydney said, giving a quick glance in either direction to make sure no one…

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Melrose Place – KIMBERLY AND SYDNEY

Sydney pulled up to the beach house, watched the sun set, took a deep sigh and tried one last time to talk herself out of this. She really didn’t want to do this. It had been bad enough seeing Kimberly when she was with Michael. The fact that the woman was a nutcase didn’t help. Oh sure, she may be out of the hospital, she may be cured, but Sydney knew that part of the psycho still remained. So why had she agreed to meet the third Mrs. Michael Mancini? Or second, depending on how you looked at it? She didn’t know really. When Kimberly had called her, her first response was to hang up. Her second was to tell Kimberly to go to hell. But something in Kimberly’s voice intrigued her. There was something there that Sydney had never heard from Kimberly before. Regret. As she waited for Kimberly to answer the buzzer, Sydney sighed and hoped Jane would…

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HypnoTV: Melrose Place

Amanda had had it. Alison had been a pain in the ass for a while but now she was outdoing herself. Using injuries to back out of work, sucking back up to Billy and the whole mess with her late husband was driving her to distraction. And that meant her work was suffering. And if work suffered, so did Amanda. It was time to lay down the law and show Alison who was boss. Usually, she would just bawl Alison out, but she had a different idea this time. An idea to discipline Alison and gratify herself in the process. Amanda had set it up in advance. Billy would be out of town and the office would be empty all night. It was simple to call Alison in to go over a few files. Hopefully, there would be no interruptions. As she waited, Amanda stroked the computer disk in her hand. She had to call in a few favors for…

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Cuban Holiday with Emma Watson 1.

Ah, Cuba… Sun, sand, island time… It was just what I needed. I was enjoying being pretty much anonymous at the resort, even with the relationships I had built during previous stays. My little bit of Spanish had served me very well, and the resort folks recognized that I was just there to relax, and not be waited on hand and foot like so many of the other guests. The benefits were many, from food and drink to local tours and inclusion in some of the after hours activities with the staff, my own little familia cubana. A little respect goes a long way. So I wasn’t really expecting anything when I made my way back to my room after breakfast the second day and saw the back of a very shapely brunette who looked like she was trying to get into my room, and being quite vocally displeased about not being able to… “God DAMN it! It figures, I…

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Fan fucks Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is at a fan signing at a local Starbucks. This is to promote her new album she is going to sell soon. It is a hot day and Selena Gomez is getting tired and annoyed. She wants to go home and relax. After she autograph one of her old albums the next person came up, a fair looking man who looks to be in his twenties. He is wearing a shirt with one of her model pics. The one with her wearing a bikini on a blue matress with two big hoop earrings. “I’m a big fan” He tugged on his shirt to show her. “I can see that.” She nodded. She was annoyed and slightly creeped out. Usually her fans are children and pre-teens but she noticed that the line are all adult men. Their probably more fan of her body than her music. “I loved you since…” He trailed off momentarily as he got an eyeful…

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Beverly Hills, 90210 : Girls Night In

Clare Arnold pranced around her kitchen wearing her favorite nightie, the sheer blue fabric barely concealing her shapely twenty- one year old body. The inviting aroma of freshly popped corn wafted through the house, and as Clare dumped a bag of microwaved popcorn into a bowl she sang along with the latest hit playing on the radio. “I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees…” Kelly came out of the bedroom wearing a pair of men’s pajamas, looking sexy and irresistible. She spun around like a runway model, showing off how well even men’s pajamas hung from her curvaceous frame. “What do you think?” Clare smiled. She couldn’t imagine Kelly Taylor ever being self- conscious about her body… or clueless about what to do with it. Kelly was strong, self assured, sexy without being pretentious about it. She was everything Clare wanted to be. “I think you’d look good in anything, ” Clare said. Kelly blushed…

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Changes in Heather

The headlights from Heather MacAdams’ car cast long shadows along the pine trees lining the dark country road winding through the flat, furrowed fields of central Mississippi. Although the surroundings were lonely and deserted, the mood inside Heather’s large, white Cadillac Escalade was buoyant and upbeat. Heather and her friends, Natalie and Mary Catherine bounced silently in their seats as the CD player pumped heavy backbeats through the sound system, grooving to Gwen Stefani at a nearly ear-splitting volume. “…cause I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll… Yeah, I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll…” Only an hour or so earlier, the three girls had been cheering loudly at a high school football game, watching the Warriors win their sixth game of the season, Heather leading the crowd as a junior member of the cheerleading squad. After the game, they had piled into Heather’s dad’s car and sped out past the city limits to a ramshackle frame house in the country where custom dictated…

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My affair with Megyn Kelly 2.

I felt the bright light of morning hit me on the face as I laid in bed. I turned away from the light and saw Megyn Kelly lying next to me, naked and glowing. I smiled as I remembered it wasn’t a dream, and decided for a few seconds longer enjoy the image. Because I know as soon as she wakes up, she will claim this was a horrible mistake and storm out, or say it was a mistake but thank me for being a gentlemen up to the love making session of the night. Yet I decided to make the best of it, so I got out of bed, closed the shades, dressed and grabbing my room key and wallet left to get some coffee. Downstairs in the lobby, I noticed a coffee bar near the restaurant/bar, so making my way over there, I ordered a couple of coffees. Not knowing what she drinks, I ordered her a vanilla…

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