Michelle Keegan – Lockdown Neighbour

All things considered, I could barely believe my luck that not only had I managed to finalise my house purchase and move in days before the country entered lockdown, but I’d quickly discovered my new neighbour was none other than Michelle Keegan! Naturally my girlfriend was a little less impressed when we…

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Threesome with Paula Patton and Tessa Thompson

“Drinks are on me, Shorty!” I heard my good friend Paula Patton call out to me as she went to the bar and ordered us some drinks. We were visiting the Ola de Calor nightclub celebrating Paula’s one year anniversary of her filing for divorce from her ex Robin Thicke and today…

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Girlfriends – Lynn Makes Monica An Offer

I was awoken by the sound of an alarm clock. No, not an alarm clock. Someone had turned up the ringer on my cell phone. Lynn. It had to be. I sat up in Lynn’s bed, naked and alone. Where was Lynn? I picked up my phone. It WAS Lynn texting me….

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Gossip Whores

I had worked as a stage hand on the hit show “Gossip Girl” for all of six weeks when I first saw her standing there. By all accounts Taylor Momsen was a real handful, some kind of snot-nosed rebel who was going through a phase, dressing provocatively and keeping her distance from…

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Afterparty with Taylor Momsen

“Thank you, good night,” Taylor Momsen yelled from the stage, the crowd roaring and cheering as the stage lights went down and the house lights went up. While it may have been a good night for the audience, for Taylor, her bandmates and the road crew which I was a part of,…

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Bud Bundy’s Secret

Bud was home alone, a very rare occasion. Usually his dad was camped out on the couch or his mom was home – looking hot in tight pants and a tighter top that her DD-cup tits threatened to burst out of; if Bud actually had friends he’d be embarrassed to have them…

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Secretarial Duties – Vanessa Merrell

Over the last twenty years or so, I’ve been fortunate enough to be financially well off, maybe not a millionaire, but enough to own a successful company, and occasionally travel the world. As for me, to describe myself, I’m a Caucasian male in my mid forties, whose a rather good looking fella,…

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How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma Hayek)

Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you’d probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I’m twenty-one. I didn’t go to College, I’m “street smart” but I didn’t have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone…

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The Bet with Victoria Justice

I was sitting on my couch in my high-rise condo playing videogames when Victoria barged in and with a long, exaggerated sigh collapsed onto the other side of the couch. Without ceremony or even asking she plopped her gorgeous, slender and miles long bare legs in my lap and wiggled further down…

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Comic Con With Morena Baccarin

It was day 2 of the con, as I made my way over to the convention center and wandered around getting to know the various stall owners and celebrities, including one Olivia Munn, when I felt someone try to sneak up from behind and attempt to surprise me. Truth be told I…

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