Fantasy Threesome – Alison Brie, Jenna Fischer

It had been a week-and-a-half since my last eventful visit to New York. I had settled back home, taken a few promising phone calls, gotten further on a few projects and gotten a few visits from Alison. No sex was involved, even in light of how Alison had set me and Jenna…

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Al Bundy : Afternoon Delight – xxx parody

Al Bundy has just finished working the Sunday afternoon shift at the shoe store, smelling fat women’s sweaty feet all day. Driving his Dodge down the freeway, Al listens to the Cubs game on his AM radio… hoping he can catch the last couple of innings on TV when he gets home….

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Little House on the Prairie (xxx parody)

Laura finished straining Fawn’s new milk and set the pan aside. It was only five o’clock, but the day had been so full that she felt somewhat tired. There was the hurried preparation for the drive to Reverend Brown’s, and then the celebration meal at home. Finally, Ma and the girls had…

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Worth A Thousand Words – Angelina Jolie

Ever felt like you were on some sort of adventure that’s being filmed by some cosmic director, as if your whole life in one particular instance was a solo scene out of “Thelma and Louise”? That summed up my feelings at the moment quite well. I stepped out of my old 1976…

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Caity Lotz and Melissa Benoist in Gangbang

I’ve been training in mixed martial arts for years. Boxing, muay thai, tung-soo-do, and HEMA. HEMA because I worked at Medieval Times for a while and I stuck with it. I’d been doing local and regional prize fights at county fair arena size venues and what not. I always felt handicapped because…

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Ellen Page confesses her love to Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie was woken in the middle of the night by a knock on her apartment’s front door. She looked at her alarm clock; it was about three in the morning. It was also pouring outside. She went to answer the door, grumbling to herself, “This better be fucking good.” She opened the…

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Rose Byrne – The Tourist

I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held here tonight….

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New way with Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez is one of the most famouse people in the world . She has almost everything unbeliveable body that has kept her at the top for so many years , voice of a godess and a perfect life . But it is almost everything and her life has lacked one final…

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Birthday Party with Olsen Twins

“And remember, in just four weeks we’ll be legal.” Those were Mary-Kate Olsen’s parting words on Saturday Night Live when the teenage twins co-hosted it. Well now it was June 14, 2004, and the twin stars were eighteen and of legal age. And they were going to fully enjoy it. They had…

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XXX Fun with Alexandra Daddairo

The August sun was beating hot on the cloudless Los Angeles sky as the pool boy could feel his sweat dripping down his bare chest. He looked up, the large house in the distance casting a shadow over the pool he was meant to clean. He had never met the owner, only…

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