My affair with Megyn Kelly 2.

I felt the bright light of morning hit me on the face as I laid in bed. I turned away from the light and saw Megyn Kelly lying next to me, naked and glowing. I smiled as I remembered it wasn’t a dream, and decided for a few seconds longer enjoy the image. Because I know as soon as she wakes up, she will claim this was a horrible mistake and storm out, or say it was a mistake but thank me for being a gentlemen up to the love making session of the night. Yet I decided to make the best of it, so I got out of bed, closed the shades, dressed and grabbing my room key and wallet left to get some coffee. Downstairs in the lobby, I noticed a coffee bar near the restaurant/bar, so making my way over there, I ordered a couple of coffees. Not knowing what she drinks, I ordered her a vanilla…

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My affair with Megyn Kelly 1.

I never thought I would get involved with another married woman, especially with Megyn Kelly of Fox News, but things happened. It started the weekend of my wife’s and I wedding anniversary, and we had planned to celebrate by spending three nights in New York City in Manhattan during New Years; We celebrate two anniversaries, one in December and one in October, because we were married in a civil ceremony before I shipped out to Iraq so our parents could focus on the time I was gone on the big family wedding. Yet two days before our trip, the wife was told by her boss she had to cover one of her coworkers who ended up in the hospital. After talking about it, we decided since the plane tickets and hotel were nonrefundable and we didn’t know when we could afford it again, that I would go. It worked out since my in-laws and parents had taken our children to…

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Baywatch Marathon Saturday

COZI TV had a Baywatch Marathon Saturday and Sunday, and Saturday evening I watched a favorite two-parter from 1992 “The Trophy”, guest starring A.J. Langer. A.J. Langer is one of those actresses who looked a lot younger than her age, so she could play younger characters. I believe on Baywatch was the first time I saw her. She played the “new girl on the beach”, and lyingly told everyone she seduced lifeguard Eddie Kramer to become popular. Then I saw her in the 1991 horror film The People Under The Stairs. She looked so young in that movie. I’ve been watching In The Heat Of The Night every Sunday night on THiS, and she played a recurring character called Meagan Fowler, who loved to get fucked, especially by older men, even if they were married. I like to think sometimes “art imitates life”, and A.J. was a wild girl. Lately my “Making Babies” entries have been good girls or somewhat…

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Beyonce / Sasha Fierce vs Solange Knowles

Beyonce Knowles woke up alone in her king-sized bed. Jay-Z is out of town for a couple of days to promote his new club opening in another state, so Bey has the entire house to herself. She got up to take a shower, but before she could reach the bathroom the phone rang. “Hello, Beyonce speaking?” she answered. “Hey Bey, it’s Solo.” Solange said. “What’s going on?” Beyonce asked. “Well, seeing how Shawn is out of town I figured you’d be kinda lonely. So I thought this would be the best time for us to bond again.” Solange explained. “Awww, that’s so sweet, sure Solo, you can comeover” Bey says. “Great! I’ll be there shortly so you can have time to clean up because I’m sure you just woke up and all.” Solange said. “Okay! So about an hour you think?” Beyonce asked. “Yeah. That’ll give me time to get some clothes done. See you soon.” Solange said. “Okay. Bye.”…

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Sex Pleasures

She was alone on a Friday night, no one that she wanted to hang out with. She decided her best entertainment was to relax and pleasure herself. She undressed and got comfortable on the living room couch, so she could see the beautiful view of the city. She started massaging her large firm tits, pinching each nipple until they were hard. She leaned over to the coffee table and grabbed the bottle of lotion. She poured some on her breasts and massaged it in. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the apartment across the way light up. The guy inside was extremely sexy. This was the guy she wanted. He knew her well enough to know how much she wanted him. Tonight was gonna be different once he saw her playing with herself. Brian was watching and wondering why she was alone on a Friday night and why no-one was helping her play with herself. Brian knew…

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Harry Potter fifth year

It had been the hottest day of the summer so far and it was finally drawing to a close. A drowsy silence filled privet drive. Cars were unusually dirty and the grass was yellow due the the hose pipe ban. All inhabitants of privet drive had retreated to their cool houses with their windows wide open desperate for a breeze. Only one person remained outdoors. A skinny, black haired teenage boy named Harry was hiding in what he thought was an amazing spot. Not only was he out of his Aunt and Uncle’s house he was hiding from his cousin Dudley and his gang. His uncle had kicked Harry out of the house so that he was unable to watch the news and try to catch up with the wizarding world. So Harry was tired of all the looks he was receiving from those who live in privet drive. So he was hiding in a spot where no-one could see…

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What if Tilda Swinton and Mia Wasikowska were artists in Soho?

Mia, an expatriate artist from Australia, was moving into a loft apartment in Soho, West London. As she unpacked, one of her neighbors, an older redheaded woman, entered. “Hello, there,” the woman said, alerting Mia to her presence. “Oh, hi.” “You must be Mia.” “Yeah, Mia Wasikowska. It’s Polish.” “You’re an Aussie.” “Yeah, you can tell, can’t you?” “I’m Matilda, or Tilda, or Miss Swinton, if you prefer.” “Well, hi.” Mia offered her hand, and Tilda took it and kissed it. “Um, yeah, thanks.” Mia laughed nervously. Tilda noticed some painting implements that Mia had unpacked. “So, you’re a painter?” “Yeah, I am.” “What kind of things do you paint?” “Oh, you know, whatever.” “Well, if you ever need a model, I’m right down the hall, in 206.” “Right, I’ll, uh, keep that in mind.” A few days later, Mia was looking out the window, trying to find something to paint, but nothing appealed to her. She then remembered Tilda’s…

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Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red

Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red, working undercover as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President of the United States 18 year old son Thad, for B.R.E.A.S.T.S., the Bureaucratic Response and Engagement Action Squad and Tactical Strikeforce. When not protecting Thad, who has learned her secret, Agent Red protects the world from the evil organization S.L.U.T., the Sexually Liberated Unification Taskforce, led by their evil overlord Christina Hendricks. Following the orders of Director Linda Carter, Agent Red and B.R.E.A.S.TS. do whatever is necessary to stop S.L.U.T. from seducing their way to power and control of the world! -The dark of night, S.L.U.T.’s new base “Behold all that I have achieved, my lowly functionary,” Christina cackled in malicious glee, “From here I shall achieve my plans of world domination!” She cackled as she raised her arms in the air, her large breasts straining against her starch white blouse, the buttons threatening to give way. Her crystal blue eyes gleaned with…

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