What if Tilda Swinton and Mia Wasikowska were artists in Soho?

Mia, an expatriate artist from Australia, was moving into a loft apartment in Soho, West London. As she unpacked, one of her neighbors, an older redheaded woman, entered. “Hello, there,” the woman said, alerting Mia to her presence. “Oh, hi.” “You must be Mia.” “Yeah, Mia Wasikowska. It’s Polish.” “You’re an Aussie.” “Yeah, you can tell, can’t you?” “I’m Matilda, or Tilda, or Miss Swinton, if you prefer.” “Well, hi.” Mia offered her hand, and Tilda took it and kissed it. “Um, yeah, thanks.” Mia laughed nervously. Tilda noticed some painting implements that Mia had unpacked. “So, you’re a painter?” “Yeah, I am.” “What kind of things do you paint?” “Oh, you know, whatever.” “Well, if you ever need a model, I’m right down the hall, in 206.” “Right, I’ll, uh, keep that in mind.” A few days later, Mia was looking out the window, trying to find something to paint, but nothing appealed to her. She then remembered Tilda’s…

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Castle/SVU: Olivia Meets Kate

It had been a dark and stormy night. The rain had finally stopped trying to wash the city clean and the puddles on the dark ground reflected the neon lights of the strip club across the street. Green, red, and blue pulsed in the air like a sickly heart-beat turning the filthy puddles into pathetic rainbows as the perp’s body cooled in the night air. The puddle of his blood in the puddles reflected the face of the beautiful woman who shot him as she looked down at him, her gun smoking with discharge. Her arm felt sore from the recoil caused by the odd angle she had shot from and she held her piece lightly at her side on the off chance the dead man wasn’t really dead. Yet. “It was a clean kill,” the voice of her recent partner said as she stepped up next to the strange couple, cop and killer, killer and victim. Who could tell…

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A Wardrobe Change

Moze got up off the bed and headed towards the bathroom. Ned watched her walk, enjoying the view of her ass swaying as she did. She closed the door behind her telling Ned the shower would be ready in a minute. Jennifer needed to pee, and though her and Ned just had sex together, she couldn’t bring herself to let him watch her doing THAT. Ned was excited yet nervous at the prospect of taking a shower with Jennifer. Like any young man his age, he was self-consious about his body. He’d seen the other guys at school in gym class and he didn’t think any of them were better built than him. As a matter of fact, they never made fun of him in there, so he must be normal. He wasn’t worried what they thought. His only concern now was how Jennifer liked what she saw. Ned heard the water in the shower start to run, and, like…

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Mean Girls – Lesbian Style – Lindsay Lohan

It’s 2004 Regina George, Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners are yummy plastic SLUTS…. the most powerful girls in school. Nobody DARES mess with them. They OWN the boys… because of their cock sucking skills and their willingness to shower in the boy’s locker room. It has given them Carte Blanche at school. The girls are scared of them because they’ve caught an enemy girl and sucked and fucked her into a slutty little worshiper. Regina is the Queen bee and is most excellent at licking pussy…. she LOVES to turn out innocent little freshmen girls…. and then let whichever boy she wants something from…. pop their cherry. Many a young girl has been seduced by her. Karen loves the boys and they LOVE to fuck her tits and cum on her face or in her mouth. Gretchen is very bi….. she’s happy to suck a cock but she was turned out by Regina a couple years ago and lets Regina…

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An Ultra Woman and Mega Girl Adventure

“Damn, who could that be at this hour?” Abigail Stone thought as the phone by her bed rang mercilessly. Normally a phone call, even at this late hour, wouldn’t have bothered her that much. The problem with answering this particular call was that Abigail was practically naked and spread face down on her bed, weighed down by one hundred and ninety-two pounds of manhood. Not counting, of course, the six inches of which was buried deep between her legs. As was her usual Friday night practice, Abigail, or Abby as she normally went by, had met her boyfriend, Sergeant Nick Hamilton for dinner and a movie. Tonight, as had become a pattern the last few weeks, the movie had been skipped in favor of a rumble under the sheets. There were times, this being one of them, when Abby thought she might have acted a little too hastily when she finally gave in to Nick and invited him to her…

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Amber Rose and Amy Schumer

After the MTV Movie Awards was over Amber Rose was having a good time laughing and having a good time. But she saw someone that she wanted to have a little talk with. And that someone was Amy Schumer. The two of them had had a pretty steamy kiss on air to the delight of some. “Amy? Could I talk to you for a minute alone?” Amber said with a smile. “Sure but it is a madhouse in here come on. I got a hotel nearby. I used it to get ready for tonight but I still have until tomorrow.” Amy said with a smile as the two of them made arraignments to meet each other a short time later. As Amber walked to the room she wasn’t sure what to expect once she opened the door. “Hey girl,” Amy said with a smile as she walked into the room using a spear key that she had given her. Amy…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more. I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat’s ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on – although she did much more than me. For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three….

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After The Final Bell – With Wwe Liv Morgan

Her fingernails raked deep into his back. His sculpted body glistened over her as she bit her lip, pulling herself closer to him. Every thrust of his hip felt deeper and more pleasurable than the last. ‘Oh god’ she moaned feeling his breath on her neck thru her long blonde hair. She began to tense up in pleasure, nearing release. Her mouth popped open as she gasped for air in the intense pleasure, as she took his face in her hands. Every movement drew her closer to climax. “Liv,” his strong, comforting voice said as he moved closer, “get your bloody ass out of bed!” His voice had immediately changed to that of her WWE stablemate Ruby Riott. “Come on get the bloody hell out of bed you blonde numpty!” Liv’s eyes slowly fluttered open. Her body ached from the pleasure of the dream. Even though it had only been a dream, her thighs were well damp from reaching the…

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Birthday Party with Olsen Twins

“And remember, in just four weeks we’ll be legal.” Those were Mary-Kate Olsen’s parting words on Saturday Night Live when the teenage twins co-hosted it. Well now it was June 14, 2004, and the twin stars were eighteen and of legal age. And they were going to fully enjoy it. They had been unable to party the night before, their actual date of birth and they were officially eighteen, because of an exam the next day (and it was Sunday), but once that test was done, they had boarded their private jet and flew from L.A. to New York City. They had told their mom that they were just going to meet some friends and have a little party, nothing to wild, but that was complete bullshit. The truth was, they were just meeting up with one friend, a guy they had met last year on the set of a movie shoot in New York. He was a Canadian writer…

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Splashing Around With Starlets

Starring : Kelli Berglund, Dove Cameron, Debby Ryan, Paris Berelc, Olivia Holt, Kira Kosarin, Miranda Cosgrove, Veronica Merrell, Vanessa Merrell. I am a senior account executive at one of the larger money management firms in Los Angeles. I live a great life managing the finances for some big shots out here in Los Angeles. I don’t manage any celebrities, I manage studio execs, restaurant owners, and those kinds of people. Although I’m closer to midlife than I am a college graduate, I am still single and my taste in women runs more towards the younger side of that scale. It’s pretty safe to say that I am the known poon hound in the office, though I don’t let it affect my work. I’ve banged a fair number of secretaries, and I love hooking up with the interns. In the words of Matthew McConaughey, I love interns because “I get older, they stay the same age.” I also have enough sway…

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