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Beverly Hills, 90210 : Girls Night In

Clare Arnold pranced around her kitchen wearing her favorite nightie, the sheer blue fabric barely concealing her shapely twenty- one year old body. The inviting aroma of freshly popped corn wafted through the house, and as Clare dumped a bag of microwaved popcorn into a bowl she sang along with the latest hit playing on the radio. “I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees…” Kelly came out of the bedroom wearing a pair of men’s pajamas, looking sexy and irresistible. She spun around like a runway model, showing off how well even men’s pajamas hung from her curvaceous frame. “What do you think?” Clare smiled. She couldn’t imagine Kelly Taylor ever being self- conscious about her body… or clueless about what to do with it. Kelly was strong, self assured, sexy without being pretentious about it. She was everything Clare wanted to be. “I think you’d look good in anything, ” Clare said. Kelly blushed…

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Changes in Heather

The headlights from Heather MacAdams’ car cast long shadows along the pine trees lining the dark country road winding through the flat, furrowed fields of central Mississippi. Although the surroundings were lonely and deserted, the mood inside Heather’s large, white Cadillac Escalade was buoyant and upbeat. Heather and her friends, Natalie and Mary Catherine bounced silently in their seats as the CD player pumped heavy backbeats through the sound system, grooving to Gwen Stefani at a nearly ear-splitting volume. “…cause I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll… Yeah, I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll…” Only an hour or so earlier, the three girls had been cheering loudly at a high school football game, watching the Warriors win their sixth game of the season, Heather leading the crowd as a junior member of the cheerleading squad. After the game, they had piled into Heather’s dad’s car and sped out past the city limits to a ramshackle frame house in the country where custom dictated…

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Harry Potter fifth year

It had been the hottest day of the summer so far and it was finally drawing to a close. A drowsy silence filled privet drive. Cars were unusually dirty and the grass was yellow due the the hose pipe ban. All inhabitants of privet drive had retreated to their cool houses with their windows wide open desperate for a breeze. Only one person remained outdoors. A skinny, black haired teenage boy named Harry was hiding in what he thought was an amazing spot. Not only was he out of his Aunt and Uncle’s house he was hiding from his cousin Dudley and his gang. His uncle had kicked Harry out of the house so that he was unable to watch the news and try to catch up with the wizarding world. So Harry was tired of all the looks he was receiving from those who live in privet drive. So he was hiding in a spot where no-one could see…

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Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red

Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red, working undercover as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President of the United States 18 year old son Thad, for B.R.E.A.S.T.S., the Bureaucratic Response and Engagement Action Squad and Tactical Strikeforce. When not protecting Thad, who has learned her secret, Agent Red protects the world from the evil organization S.L.U.T., the Sexually Liberated Unification Taskforce, led by their evil overlord Christina Hendricks. Following the orders of Director Linda Carter, Agent Red and B.R.E.A.S.TS. do whatever is necessary to stop S.L.U.T. from seducing their way to power and control of the world! -The dark of night, S.L.U.T.’s new base “Behold all that I have achieved, my lowly functionary,” Christina cackled in malicious glee, “From here I shall achieve my plans of world domination!” She cackled as she raised her arms in the air, her large breasts straining against her starch white blouse, the buttons threatening to give way. Her crystal blue eyes gleaned with…

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Castle/SVU: Olivia Meets Kate

It had been a dark and stormy night. The rain had finally stopped trying to wash the city clean and the puddles on the dark ground reflected the neon lights of the strip club across the street. Green, red, and blue pulsed in the air like a sickly heart-beat turning the filthy puddles into pathetic rainbows as the perp’s body cooled in the night air. The puddle of his blood in the puddles reflected the face of the beautiful woman who shot him as she looked down at him, her gun smoking with discharge. Her arm felt sore from the recoil caused by the odd angle she had shot from and she held her piece lightly at her side on the off chance the dead man wasn’t really dead. Yet. “It was a clean kill,” the voice of her recent partner said as she stepped up next to the strange couple, cop and killer, killer and victim. Who could tell…

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A Ride on the Night Bus (Harry Potter XXX Parody)

Harry awoke the next day feeling refreshed. He looked at the clock and it said 7:25 so Harry got up, dressed, and started packing for the trip to the Burrow. Harry decided to take the knight bus there because he could not apparate yet. Harry would be taking his test in about a week with Ron since he failed his first try. Harry pulled his trunk to the front door and set Hedwig’s cage on top of it. He turned to his aunt and uncle and said “goodbye” His uncle just grunted. Harry could not even look his aunt or uncle in the eye after seeing what he saw last night. Dudley on the other hand gave Harry a dirty glare as to say, “I know it was you” but Harry just grinned and turned to the door into the morning air. He decided to call for the bus at the park since there were not that many houses around….

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Harry Potter Sex Story – Fun At Park

Harry was laid up in his bed thinking about his last few years at school. He had just had his seventeenth birthday. His friends all sent him presents. He had received a work planner from Hermione, a Play witch from Fred and George, Ginny had sent him some personal nude photos of herself (Hermione helped her out with those) and some condoms from Ron which had a note attached to it. “I don’t need a niece just yet,” signed Ron With Dumbledore dead, Harry was back at the Dursleys’ contemplating what he had to do. The only thing he could think about was killing Snape and Voldemort. He knew Hermione and Ron were determined to go with him. He thought about running for it but he knew they would track him down because he had already disclosed where he was going to go. Godrics Hallow was where it all started for him. That is where Voldemort had killed his parents…

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Kirsten Storms – Storms acomin’

Could things get any worse? This was the question that Kirsten Storms asked herself. She had been filming in the UK for months now, the schedule for “One Dark Night” was coming to a close. That’s why she had agreed to go to this supposed prestigious, important film festival. That was a laugh! It had been in a town in the middle of nowhere and it wasn’t the UK’s Sundance. That’s how the event had been sold to her. It was over now thankfully. She had fled the event as soon as possible. Jumping in her car and riding off into the sunset as soon as it was polite too. That in hindsight had been a mistake, for now here she was, 4am, totally lost and her car in a ditch. Kirsten now regretted sending her luggage on ahead of her. If it had been in her car she would have been able to change into, well something more suitable…

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Justice League Unlimited – Batman XXX

The newly formed Justice League of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, J’onn J’onzz and Hawk Girl had much to celebrate after the victory over the alien invaders and the Imperium. Not only had they saved the planet from certain doom, they had created an organization committed to the protection of the Earth and the safety of its citizens. The seven super heroes agreed to work together in saving lives and although their relationship was somewhat rocky at the beginning, each member had something to contribute to the team. Batman’s commitment to the Justice League wasn’t as serious as the other six members, but as a sign of good faith and support, he agreed to work with the other League members whenever the need arose. He even went as far as letting the League move into one of his company’s brand new space stations and call it their new headquarters. Even with the League in full swing, each member…

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Vampire Bitten

Angelique had gone out that Saturday evening more out of sheer boredom than any desire to really do anything. Earlier that evening, she had selected an outfit that would work in the Goth environment of the bar she intended to visit, but would still show off her intense sexuality. Outwardly, it was made up of a black leather skirt, a black sleeveless T-Shirt she had ripped across the stomach to form a crop top. Underneath, she wore a matching black bra with thong panties as well as a black garter belt holding up thigh high mesh stockings. With her blonde hair slightly spiked with gel and bearing a single red streak and a pale theme to her makeup, she would fit in with the bar theme. Her clothing accentuated her 5′ 9″ frame, making her long legs appear to run from the floor all the way to her neck. It was too bad, she thought, that the sexy look would…

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