Coffee Creamer with Carlson Young

Some mornings you either wake up feeling like shit. Like you have to go to work or you drank a bit too much last night. Or you wake up feeling like you can rule the world, nothing can ruin your day. I’d say this morning felt like the latter. Carlson and I…

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Phoebe makes Rachel feel good – Friends porn parody

Phoebe couldn’t stand it. Rachel had been talking all night. That wouldn’t have been so bad, she enjoyed an all-girl bull session, but Rachel kept turning the conversation back to sex. She was a little drunk. They both were. They’d been to a party near Phoebe’s apartment, had a lot of sangria,…

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Jenna Jameson Meet Britney Spears

It all started on June 12th, 2002. That was the day that Britney Spears came to Phoenix to perform at America West Arena. I watched from backstage with Britney’s cousin and best friend, Laura Lynne Covington. We thought it went well, just like all her performances. Of course, perfectionist that she is,…

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Victoria Justice – Tales from the Record Store

One of the best things about small record stores is they score the best deals with smaller bands. Sure sometimes we get some of the bigger ones. Taylor Momsen and her band have signed her, and a couple other big names. But it’s the bands that need to promotion who get the…

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Wwe Shemale Love

World Wrestling Entertainment’s Maryse Ouellet was in the shower room of her locker room that she shares with a few other WWE divas. She just won the vacant WWE Diva’s Championship for the second time. The blond Canadian shemale was pure naked, the shower head sprayed water all over her above her….

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Harry and Hermione move to the next level

“Attention, students,” Madam Pomfrey’s voice sang out. “Class is now in session.” Harry turned to Ron and blushed. “I can’t believe that second termers actually learn about reproduction.” “It’s not reproduction, Harry, it’s sex. And you have to learn it this year. All magicians do.” “Why? Muggles would never dream of teaching…

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An erotic version of the Peter Pan fantasy

Peter Pan yawned and stretched. He realized that he was pretty sleepy and decided he would go to sleep a bit early. All that business with bringing Wendy and her little brothers to Never-Never Land had made him tired. Peter was still a boy, though not a little one, and didn’t have…

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XXX Spider-Man is defeated by the most unlikely enemy

The middle of summer, tradition holds, is a good time for a company trip; at least John Jonah Jameson, the publisher of the Daily Bugle, likes to think so. Not that he is interested in creating a bound with the employees, nor building a better work environment, he simply couldn’t care less….

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What if Rosario Dawson made a porno film

We fade in on Rosario sitting on a leather couch, naked, holding a bottle of baby oil. “Well, hello there,” a voice off-screen says. “Hello.” “And what’s your name?” “Rosario.” “Ah, Rosario. And how are you doing, Rosario?” “I’m good.” “You seem to have a bottle of something there.” “Yes.” “And what’s…

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