Cuban Holiday with Emma Watson 1.

Ah, Cuba… Sun, sand, island time… It was just what I needed. I was enjoying being pretty much anonymous at the resort, even with the relationships I had built during previous stays. My little bit of Spanish had served me very well, and the resort folks recognized that I was just there to relax, and not be waited on hand and foot like so many of the other guests. The benefits were many, from food and drink to local tours and inclusion in some of the after hours activities with the staff, my own little familia cubana. A little respect goes a long way. So I wasn’t really expecting anything when I made my way back to my room after breakfast the second day and saw the back of a very shapely brunette who looked like she was trying to get into my room, and being quite vocally displeased about not being able to… “God DAMN it! It figures, I…

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My affair with Megyn Kelly 2.

I felt the bright light of morning hit me on the face as I laid in bed. I turned away from the light and saw Megyn Kelly lying next to me, naked and glowing. I smiled as I remembered it wasn’t a dream, and decided for a few seconds longer enjoy the image. Because I know as soon as she wakes up, she will claim this was a horrible mistake and storm out, or say it was a mistake but thank me for being a gentlemen up to the love making session of the night. Yet I decided to make the best of it, so I got out of bed, closed the shades, dressed and grabbing my room key and wallet left to get some coffee. Downstairs in the lobby, I noticed a coffee bar near the restaurant/bar, so making my way over there, I ordered a couple of coffees. Not knowing what she drinks, I ordered her a vanilla…

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Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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Sex Pleasures

She was alone on a Friday night, no one that she wanted to hang out with. She decided her best entertainment was to relax and pleasure herself. She undressed and got comfortable on the living room couch, so she could see the beautiful view of the city. She started massaging her large firm tits, pinching each nipple until they were hard. She leaned over to the coffee table and grabbed the bottle of lotion. She poured some on her breasts and massaged it in. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the apartment across the way light up. The guy inside was extremely sexy. This was the guy she wanted. He knew her well enough to know how much she wanted him. Tonight was gonna be different once he saw her playing with herself. Brian was watching and wondering why she was alone on a Friday night and why no-one was helping her play with herself. Brian knew…

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Just Whose Fantasy Is This Anyway? Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt

So, there I was just minding my own business when along comes this car. Cough, cough, splutter and a loud grinding high pitch whine, then BANG- before it’s all over. Now it wasn’t that late and dangerous that I couldn’t afford a look at what was going on. What surprised me was the faces- I blinked; I pinched, then blinked again. No it just couldn’t be. There in the car, apparently in some heated discussion were two of the most, well, to my age and generation of slightly mature fellas, and not a few gals too, desirable personalities of the TV and movie screen, Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt! Now by now I was wondering what was coming next? As I stood outside my immodest apartment complex first Jennifer, the driver, and Alyssa from the passenger seat, got out of the car ready to check under the hood. Now the dusky blue with silver pinstripes auto seemed to have…

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Alias Meets Dark Angel ( Jennifer Garner vs Jessica Alba )

Darkness greeted her vision as her eyes opened. She glanced around, trying to figure out where she was and what was happening. All she could see was darkness around her, making it difficult for her to figure out just how big the room was. Without warning, a light struck from above, showing off the inside of a tight room that could easily be termed a cell. Four cots were attached to walls, paint peeling off of them, the floor showing a manhole that had a rather nasty odor. The woman had barely adjusted her eyes to the darkness when she felt a pair of hands grab her from behind. She acted on instinct, breaking away and slamming back an elbow, felling it hit a few inches lower than she wanted. She spun around and launched a kick only to have hit her first, knocking her back. She barely even noticed the figure, she was too busy trading blocks and punches,…

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Chloe Moretz AKA Hit-Girl

Chloe Grace Moretz stood naked in front of the full length mirror in the trailer that the studio supplied their stars when filming outside of the studio. She had gone through her morning exercise routine, did her stretches, showered and dried her strawberry blonde hair. The make-up artists and stylists would do her hair and make-up so all she had left to do was put on her Hit-Girl costume and report for shooting. It was her first day shooting in her new outfit for Kick Ass 2 and she was a bit nervous. It wasn’t that she wasn’t prepared, she’d been studying the fight routine for months, it was that she was sixteen now and they had added a bit of romance to the script. She wouldn’t film her kiss with her co-star for weeks yet but for some reason she associated being in her costume as the start of kissing boys on screen and it brought a strange throb…

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Maryse’s Love Of Big Fat Ass

“What a disgrace.” Maryse grimaced at the sight of Becky Lynch of all people holding up both women’s titles, victorious in the main event of Wrestlemania 35. She said it again once ‘The Man’ walk through the door of the women’s locker room, causing Becky to frown, and question, “What was that?” “J’ai dit, quelle putain de honte.” Maryse said mockingly, before translating, “What a fucking disgrace. To think that someone such as you would be allowed in the ring is bad enough, but that you were allowed to main event, let alone win? Clearly this place has gone downhill since I was here last.” “Wow.” Becky murmured, just staring in disbelief for a few long seconds, before laughing, “You’re delusional.” “We shall see.” Maryse said dismissively. “Seriously?” Becky laughed again, “Did you not just see that? We main evented Wrestlemania! I! I main evented Wrestlemania! The women’s division finally has earned some respect, and people are taking it seriously….

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Kira Kosarin attends her first super-hero convention

When Kira received her invite to appear as Thundergirl at a small superhero convention being held in a small upstate New York college town she was reluctant to attend but then she decided that this might be the perfect small venue to dip her proverbial toe into for a first time. She sent back her acceptance and gathered her things to pack them for the trip. She would be gone for the weekend getting there next Friday night and returning Monday morning and they had specified her evil Thundergirl outfit. She took the plane to upstate New York Thursday morning and rented a car to drive to the college town up by the Canadian border. Arriving at the motel in the small college town she slept until Friday mid morning and went to the college. Meeting with the main nerdy organizer she was directed to a place she could change into her costume and then go to the student center…

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Hilary Duff sexy pics and fan fiction

It was a bright sunny day with a beautiful clear blue sky and all of Los Angeles was taking advantage of it. Skimpy bikinis, lots of alcohol, food sizzling on the grills and loud powerful beats through the neighborhoods. You could say these were the ingredients for a great time. Great stories, great flirting and lustful encounters all over. Summer time was here. Listening to some old school hip-hop jams, Hilary finished up her editing for the photo shoot she just completed, humming the beat of “I got 5 on it.” The pictures were now being uploaded to the various websites and social media accounts. All she had to do was wait for the flood. She made sure she had her best view to bring in the fans. “Hello, my friends. Head on over to Caylee’s instagram to grab all of the newest pics we just took!” she said in a quick video, sending it off. “Hey, baby!” she called…

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