Castle/SVU: Olivia Meets Kate

It had been a dark and stormy night. The rain had finally stopped trying to wash the city clean and the puddles on the dark ground reflected the neon lights of the strip club across the street. Green, red, and blue pulsed in the air like a sickly heart-beat turning the filthy puddles into pathetic rainbows as the perp’s body cooled in the night air. The puddle of his blood in the puddles reflected the face of the beautiful woman who shot him as she looked down at him, her gun smoking with discharge. Her arm felt sore from the recoil caused by the odd angle she had shot from and she held her piece lightly at her side on the off chance the dead man wasn’t really dead. Yet. “It was a clean kill,” the voice of her recent partner said as she stepped up next to the strange couple, cop and killer, killer and victim. Who could tell…

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Mean Girls – Lesbian Style – Lindsay Lohan

It’s 2004 Regina George, Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners are yummy plastic SLUTS…. the most powerful girls in school. Nobody DARES mess with them. They OWN the boys… because of their cock sucking skills and their willingness to shower in the boy’s locker room. It has given them Carte Blanche at school. The girls are scared of them because they’ve caught an enemy girl and sucked and fucked her into a slutty little worshiper. Regina is the Queen bee and is most excellent at licking pussy…. she LOVES to turn out innocent little freshmen girls…. and then let whichever boy she wants something from…. pop their cherry. Many a young girl has been seduced by her. Karen loves the boys and they LOVE to fuck her tits and cum on her face or in her mouth. Gretchen is very bi….. she’s happy to suck a cock but she was turned out by Regina a couple years ago and lets Regina…

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Amber Rose and Amy Schumer

After the MTV Movie Awards was over Amber Rose was having a good time laughing and having a good time. But she saw someone that she wanted to have a little talk with. And that someone was Amy Schumer. The two of them had had a pretty steamy kiss on air to the delight of some. “Amy? Could I talk to you for a minute alone?” Amber said with a smile. “Sure but it is a madhouse in here come on. I got a hotel nearby. I used it to get ready for tonight but I still have until tomorrow.” Amy said with a smile as the two of them made arraignments to meet each other a short time later. As Amber walked to the room she wasn’t sure what to expect once she opened the door. “Hey girl,” Amy said with a smile as she walked into the room using a spear key that she had given her. Amy…

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Splashing Around With Starlets

Starring : Kelli Berglund, Dove Cameron, Debby Ryan, Paris Berelc, Olivia Holt, Kira Kosarin, Miranda Cosgrove, Veronica Merrell, Vanessa Merrell. I am a senior account executive at one of the larger money management firms in Los Angeles. I live a great life managing the finances for some big shots out here in Los Angeles. I don’t manage any celebrities, I manage studio execs, restaurant owners, and those kinds of people. Although I’m closer to midlife than I am a college graduate, I am still single and my taste in women runs more towards the younger side of that scale. It’s pretty safe to say that I am the known poon hound in the office, though I don’t let it affect my work. I’ve banged a fair number of secretaries, and I love hooking up with the interns. In the words of Matthew McConaughey, I love interns because “I get older, they stay the same age.” I also have enough sway…

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Mean Girls Reunion – Celebrity Orgy

“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway. “Hello right back,” Rachel said before making her way in. “You didn’t answer your phone, so I thought I’d call on you here.” “I had it turned off. For my day off,” I informed her. “And how do you even know my number?” “Amanda squealed on you,” Rachel told me, earning my strict attention. “I could have called your bosses, but I needed to talk to you before I see them.” “See them? For what?” I asked as if I didn’t suspect. Comprehending was another matter. “I changed my mind,” she went on. “I want to be part of your reunion. So I made time to get off…

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Best fucking friends – Girls Aloud

“Come on girlies, this calls for some REAL celebratory drinks, who’s for Absinthe?” shouts Sarah, checking out the contents of the fully-stocked private bar in their room. Or rather the luxury suite their management had arranged for them all to stay in post 2009 Brit awards triumph. The suite was huge and, thankfully, the mini-bar was far from mini. “I thought that stuff was illegal?” questions Nadine from her position sat alongside Cheryl and Kimberley on the massive four-poster bed which took up most of the centre of the room. All the girls were still on a natural high from their earlier win but had made the surprisingly sensible decision to remove their pricey dresses before the real heavy drinking began. Consequently, to avoid any later mishaps, the only clothing left in place was assorted lacy undies. “Nah it’s all above board Nads, besides with all the flesh on display in here what’s a bit more debauchery eh?!” Sarah jokes,…

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Sex-Adventure

Paris Hilton felt good as she walked in to club Shock a new L.A. nightclub. Her entourage surrounded her as she made her way to the bar area. She ordered her drink of choice and walked to the VIP area of the club. Once inside she was greeted by a few friends that frequently accompanied her to the club scene. Paris downed her first round and quickly ordered another. After an hour of constant drinking and dancing Paris decided to take a break, at which point she sat in her corner of the room and talked with friends. The conversation was light until Paris noticed her former friend Lindsay Lohan standing on the other side of the room. The two locked eyes and shot each other dirty looks. Paris was the first to turn away and continue her previous conversation. Lindsay on the other was less willing to let this situation end peacefully. “Hey Paris, nice to see you’ve recovered…

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It’s a sweet, erotic encounter between Agnetha and Frida, the former ABBA-Singers

Agnetha put the newspaper she’d been reading down as the doorbell rang. It was ten o’clock in the morning. She opened the door, finding a very familiar figure standing in front of her. ‘Frida!’ she exclaimed at the smiling woman, wrapping her arms around her. Frida hugged her back. ‘Hi, little one! How are you?’ ‘Good, good, come in! Coffee is on. Are you hungry?’ Agnetha bubbled, pulling her friend inside to the kitchen. ‘Hmmm, smells good. Did you bake?’ ‘Yes, I’ll cut you a piece off. Give me your coat.’ Hustling out to hang it and back in to offer Frida a steaming cup. ‘Thank you, dear.’ They sat across each other at the table, grinning. ‘What brings you here?’ ‘I’m in town for a few weeks, thought I’d say hello…’ ‘This is really sweet. Can you spend the day?’ ‘Yes, if you want me to…’ Agnetha slipped her hand over Frida’s. ‘Of course I want you to…’ Silence…

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This Is a fantasy after the VMA’s between Britney Spears,Christina Aguilera,and Madonna

Christina sits In her dressing room. Her panties are on the floor. Carmen Electra Is kneeling before her with her face Inbetween her legs.Carmen has her tounge In Christina’s cunt,and Is licking away at Christina’s pussy. Carmen licks Christina’s pussy out slow,and hard. Christina loves the job Carmen Is do servicing her pussy. Christina loves being with women. “That’s good Carmen” Christina moans Madonna walks In. Christina sees her. “Get off me” she tells Carmen. Carmen stands up. She wipes her face. Madonna realizes she was blowing Christina.She smiles. Carmen Is freaked out by Madonna’s arrival,and the possible exposure of her Lesbian side. She runs out. “I guess she Is worried” Madonna says. Christina says nothing. She wonders why Madonna Is here,and what she will say about seeing Carmen blowing her pussy. Madonna walks over to Christina. She goes behind Christina. She puts her hands on her shoulders,and begin to rub them. Christina likes Madonna rubbing her shoulders. “Your so…

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An Alanis Morissette – Shirley Manson Erotic Story

“You, you, you oughta know”, Shirley Manson and Alanis Morissette belted out in a rare duet no one thought would ever occur. After the public on air fight and insulting that occured between these two on MTV’s Video Music Awards no one ever thought they’d speak to each other much less continue the concert series they had agreed to put on together. As they walked off the stage much to the dismay of the exuberant and lively crowd, Shirley spoke to Alanis. “Hey, I want to talk you about our next show in Chicago.” “Sure, no problem. 12:30 (in the morning) at Reeb’s alright?”, Alanis suggested. “Sounds good,” Shirley agreed “See you then. We both have some cleaning up to do for tonight now don’t we?” Shirley asked with a wicked smile as she walked off towards her limo wiping sweat off her face. Alanis momentarily wondered about the smile then thought nothing more of it and headed towards her…

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