Spice Girls xxx

Late last year the Girls did their tour of Australia and set the whole bloody country on its head – screaming teenage girls trashing the joint. I won one of those radio competitions to meet the band, and upon turning up at the designated place their manager was quite surprised to see a guy who had just hit 30 instead of one of the pimply faced teenagers that always seem to win (his words, not mine). The manager and I headed next door and got a beer while we waited for the girls who were just completing a photo shoot for WHO magazine. After a couple of beers (I did introduce him to a few classic Aussie brews) his pager went off, with a message telling us that the girls were ready to meet the contestant winner (I bet they just couldn’t wait to meet another pimply faced teenager). Anyway we headed up to the suite they were using for…

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Melrose Place xxx parody

It was late morning when Sydney returned to the apartment building. Thankfully, no one there was keeping regular tabs on her so her absence over the night would be missed. After formulating their plan, Sydney and Kimberly had made love twice more. Leaving, Sydney had stopped at a gift store to pick up the two items she needed. A surge of excitement moved through her, rivaling the night before. She was going to enjoy this so much. She walked to Jane’s apartment and lightly rapped on the door. Jane opened it. Her short blond hair shook along with her head when she saw Sydney. She was wearing a loose t-shirt and a pair of black slacks. “Syd, I’m due at the studio in a couple of hours. I don’t have time to deal with you. Go away.” “Jeez, all I wanted was to show you something,” Sydney said, giving a quick glance in either direction to make sure no one…

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Melrose Place – KIMBERLY AND SYDNEY

Sydney pulled up to the beach house, watched the sun set, took a deep sigh and tried one last time to talk herself out of this. She really didn’t want to do this. It had been bad enough seeing Kimberly when she was with Michael. The fact that the woman was a nutcase didn’t help. Oh sure, she may be out of the hospital, she may be cured, but Sydney knew that part of the psycho still remained. So why had she agreed to meet the third Mrs. Michael Mancini? Or second, depending on how you looked at it? She didn’t know really. When Kimberly had called her, her first response was to hang up. Her second was to tell Kimberly to go to hell. But something in Kimberly’s voice intrigued her. There was something there that Sydney had never heard from Kimberly before. Regret. As she waited for Kimberly to answer the buzzer, Sydney sighed and hoped Jane would…

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HypnoTV: Melrose Place

Amanda had had it. Alison had been a pain in the ass for a while but now she was outdoing herself. Using injuries to back out of work, sucking back up to Billy and the whole mess with her late husband was driving her to distraction. And that meant her work was suffering. And if work suffered, so did Amanda. It was time to lay down the law and show Alison who was boss. Usually, she would just bawl Alison out, but she had a different idea this time. An idea to discipline Alison and gratify herself in the process. Amanda had set it up in advance. Billy would be out of town and the office would be empty all night. It was simple to call Alison in to go over a few files. Hopefully, there would be no interruptions. As she waited, Amanda stroked the computer disk in her hand. She had to call in a few favors for…

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Cuban Holiday with Emma Watson 1.

Ah, Cuba… Sun, sand, island time… It was just what I needed. I was enjoying being pretty much anonymous at the resort, even with the relationships I had built during previous stays. My little bit of Spanish had served me very well, and the resort folks recognized that I was just there to relax, and not be waited on hand and foot like so many of the other guests. The benefits were many, from food and drink to local tours and inclusion in some of the after hours activities with the staff, my own little familia cubana. A little respect goes a long way. So I wasn’t really expecting anything when I made my way back to my room after breakfast the second day and saw the back of a very shapely brunette who looked like she was trying to get into my room, and being quite vocally displeased about not being able to… “God DAMN it! It figures, I…

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Fan fucks Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is at a fan signing at a local Starbucks. This is to promote her new album she is going to sell soon. It is a hot day and Selena Gomez is getting tired and annoyed. She wants to go home and relax. After she autograph one of her old albums the next person came up, a fair looking man who looks to be in his twenties. He is wearing a shirt with one of her model pics. The one with her wearing a bikini on a blue matress with two big hoop earrings. “I’m a big fan” He tugged on his shirt to show her. “I can see that.” She nodded. She was annoyed and slightly creeped out. Usually her fans are children and pre-teens but she noticed that the line are all adult men. Their probably more fan of her body than her music. “I loved you since…” He trailed off momentarily as he got an eyeful…

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My affair with Megyn Kelly 1.

I never thought I would get involved with another married woman, especially with Megyn Kelly of Fox News, but things happened. It started the weekend of my wife’s and I wedding anniversary, and we had planned to celebrate by spending three nights in New York City in Manhattan during New Years; We celebrate two anniversaries, one in December and one in October, because we were married in a civil ceremony before I shipped out to Iraq so our parents could focus on the time I was gone on the big family wedding. Yet two days before our trip, the wife was told by her boss she had to cover one of her coworkers who ended up in the hospital. After talking about it, we decided since the plane tickets and hotel were nonrefundable and we didn’t know when we could afford it again, that I would go. It worked out since my in-laws and parents had taken our children to…

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Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red

Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red, working undercover as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President of the United States 18 year old son Thad, for B.R.E.A.S.T.S., the Bureaucratic Response and Engagement Action Squad and Tactical Strikeforce. When not protecting Thad, who has learned her secret, Agent Red protects the world from the evil organization S.L.U.T., the Sexually Liberated Unification Taskforce, led by their evil overlord Christina Hendricks. Following the orders of Director Linda Carter, Agent Red and B.R.E.A.S.TS. do whatever is necessary to stop S.L.U.T. from seducing their way to power and control of the world! -The dark of night, S.L.U.T.’s new base “Behold all that I have achieved, my lowly functionary,” Christina cackled in malicious glee, “From here I shall achieve my plans of world domination!” She cackled as she raised her arms in the air, her large breasts straining against her starch white blouse, the buttons threatening to give way. Her crystal blue eyes gleaned with…

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