“Glad you could come in Portia,” I said as I reclined in my chair. “Not a problem Dean, what’s up?” Portia replied. Portia De Rossi had become a client of the firm through ruthless dealings by my father, who had lured her away from her two-bit talent agency before, and who had…
I stumbled into the lobby of the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel in San Diego, but not out of being drunk. Not in the alcoholic sense. Whatever kind of drunk you can get from your first day at your first Comic Con, this was what I was on. It took me long…
“I cant believe you’re turning 30 tomorrow!” “I know! I feel so old!” “Oh shut up, you barely look 25 and you know it!” “Jealous much?” “A little bit, yeah. Luckily, I have this margarita right here to comfort me.” “Mmmm yeah, same here.” “And why would you need comforting?” “Um, maybe…
“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages she had been left from people who had seen “Irreversible” and wanted to know how she could agree to appear in such a movie – “I’ll never have any respect for you again!” “How could…
I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for. I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as a fellow…
The ESPY’s had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair of tickets to this event through a friend in a high place on the Hollywood social ladder, and truth be…
This is purely fantasy, and should be treated as such. “Anything you would like to tell me?” As her boyfriend handed her the phone, she wondered what he was talking about. Looking at the phone’s screen and finding it in a search page, she only needed to look at the first result…
Natalie Portman lay back in her bed and fumbled around for the remote control. Finding it under her blanket, she waved it in the direction of the TV and pressed the ‘off’ button. She was struggling to keep her eyes open and was much too tired to watch another late night movie….
This is complete fiction, and any resemblance between the characters in it and any living beings is only coincidental, nor does it reflect the true disposition of anyone. If you are reading this and find the subject matter offensive, then please stop. It has been posted for entertainment only. The author does…
Standing in line behind 3 other people at Victoria’s Secret, I was returning a sexy outfit for my now ex- girlfriend. I had bought it as a birthday present for her, but since she dumped me two weeks ago, there really was no point in me wasting my money. Off in my…