Beach Cum

The water was cold on my body, causing little goose bumps to rise all over me. I loved the feeling of the sun against my skin, then the feel of the cold water rinsing the suntan oil off. Nude beaches were my particular thing. I liked being a female and naked against the elements. I loved the feel of the wind, the sun, and the water against my naked body; my breasts always became super sensitive on these occasions. It excites me to be looked at, too. I like looking at other people too. I had discovered that fact in gym class in high school, just a few years ago. Not really thinking about it at the time, I just accepted the idea. There were never many people around this area of the beach, and though it had been the subject of controversy a few years ago, the State Department of Parks and Recreation had finally designated it as a…

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A Beautiful Day with Karen Gillan

A beautiful spring day. The sun is shining, nary a cloud in the air, the grass is green and smells sweeter than sweet. Not quite as sweet however as the sight of Karen Gillan sitting across from you licking whipped cream from her lips. What could possibly better? Well, you can certainly think of a few possibilities, none of which are suitable for polite company. “I think I lost this one.” you say as you cross your legs. “I think you might be right” she replies, giggling in that way she has. Why is everything about her so cute? Her hair, her skin, her clothes, her brogue… All of them just make you want to scoop her up in your arms and… No, let’s not go there. The whipped cream from earlier was bad enough, but those thoughts have a way of congregating. “It doesn’t hurt when you cross your legs like that?” “N…no…” “You’re squeezin’ ’em so tight though!”…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more. I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat’s ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on – although she did much more than me. For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three….

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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Christina Hendricks xxx fanfic

It took six months after meeting and being with Jenna Fischer to earn another temping job on “30 Rock.” As it turned out, it took two months longer than that for my experiences with Tina Fey to pay off for my next gig. But I didn’t blame Tina – especially considering what show asked for me. Instead of an award winning NBC cult comedy, an award winning cult drama wanted my services for a few weeks in mid-July 2009. I would take a trip back to the ‘60s and into the world of “Mad Men” – although technically they filmed in Los Angeles in the present day. But I would play a small part in making sure that it still looked and sounded like the ‘60s, as if Matthew Weiner and company weren’t exact enough. The temp agency didn’t tell me that I got a recommendation from celebrities this time. However, it did not escape me that Tina had gotten…

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Fantasy Threesome – Alison Brie, Jenna Fischer

It had been a week-and-a-half since my last eventful visit to New York. I had settled back home, taken a few promising phone calls, gotten further on a few projects and gotten a few visits from Alison. No sex was involved, even in light of how Alison had set me and Jenna Fischer up one last time in New York and how I promised that my sleeping around with other actresses was over. Nevertheless, I liked Alison just as much with our clothes on, so I had nothing to complain about. My thoughts tended to be a little dirtier at night, however. It was easier to think about a variety of things while in bed; although not all of them were good after bad days. That may be why I always sleep with the TV on to avoid the sometimes unsettling quiet. Still, the TV didn’t make a difference when I was thinking of sexier things. If I was hard,…

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Rose Byrne – The Tourist

I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held here tonight. What’s more, it’s for a movie I already saw in the States a month ago – but I didn’t need to tell him that. So of course, my luck has to end with me walking on the road at just the wrong time. The right time for me to get knocked on my ass by a limo. It couldn’t have been going that fast, which is how I survived – and how only my hip and right side really hurts. If my head wasn’t in the clouds, I would have avoided this easily. But here we are. And here I was trying to roll myself off the road….

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Actress Goes Anal – with AnnaSophia Robb

It was a nice, normal night out in Long Island – a nice night to walk down the streets with a friend. A friend who was filming a television show here several months out of the year. A friend who was starring in this TV show – even if it was on the CW and was a prequel series. A friend who happened to be AnnaSophia Robb, of several Disney and young adult films, but currently of “The Carrie Diaries.” Only about over a million people knew about her and her show, according to the Nielsens. I wouldn’t have heard of it if they didn’t film in town, and if she didn’t come to my coffee shop every day, and if we hadn’t become actual friends for the last three months. But even if regular people didn’t know her or her show, a lot of Internet people did. If only because they made gifs starring her most famous body part….

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Emma Stone’s Sex Tape

Once the red light on the camera went on, I went to stand in front of the bed. I was confident the camera had me – and the tied up white robe I was wearing – in full view. With that assuring me, I went on with my introduction. “Hello. If this is only being watched by future me in the future, you know who I am,” I said. “If the worst has happened and other people are watching this….I don’t know if you know me. But you probably know my….co-star, and that’s why you tracked this tape down. But if you’re not that good, I’m more comfortable bringing her out here.” I reached my hand out and gave a signal, without looking over. Given how much I stared when I first saw….this person tonight, I didn’t want to come off as a slack jawed idiot at the very start of this tape. But it probably couldn’t have been avoided…

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Journal of an Agent : Portia De Rossi

“Glad you could come in Portia,” I said as I reclined in my chair. “Not a problem Dean, what’s up?” Portia replied. Portia De Rossi had become a client of the firm through ruthless dealings by my father, who had lured her away from her two-bit talent agency before, and who had been hugely influential in landing her the role as Nelle Porter on the hit TV show “Ally McBeal”. “Well actually, we do have a problem. Do you remember the photographer Rob Akens?” I asked, folding my hands in front of me. Portia nodded her head slowly as she sat in the chair in front of me. She was wearing a light, white floral blouse that showed her cleavage quite well. She wore a matching pantsuit with the blouse and had her famous blonde locks tied behind her head. Her greenish gray eyes sparkled, but they seemed to be losing some luster as I continued. “He was famous in…

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