What if Tilda Swinton and Mia Wasikowska were artists in Soho?

Mia, an expatriate artist from Australia, was moving into a loft apartment in Soho, West London. As she unpacked, one of her neighbors, an older redheaded woman, entered. “Hello, there,” the woman said, alerting Mia to her presence. “Oh, hi.” “You must be Mia.” “Yeah, Mia Wasikowska. It’s Polish.” “You’re an Aussie.” “Yeah, you can tell, can’t you?” “I’m Matilda, or Tilda, or Miss Swinton, if you prefer.” “Well, hi.” Mia offered her hand, and Tilda took it and kissed it. “Um, yeah, thanks.” Mia laughed nervously. Tilda noticed some painting implements that Mia had unpacked. “So, you’re a painter?” “Yeah, I am.” “What kind of things do you paint?” “Oh, you know, whatever.” “Well, if you ever need a model, I’m right down the hall, in 206.” “Right, I’ll, uh, keep that in mind.” A few days later, Mia was looking out the window, trying to find something to paint, but nothing appealed to her. She then remembered Tilda’s…

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Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red

Scarlett Johansson is Agent Red, working undercover as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President of the United States 18 year old son Thad, for B.R.E.A.S.T.S., the Bureaucratic Response and Engagement Action Squad and Tactical Strikeforce. When not protecting Thad, who has learned her secret, Agent Red protects the world from the evil organization S.L.U.T., the Sexually Liberated Unification Taskforce, led by their evil overlord Christina Hendricks. Following the orders of Director Linda Carter, Agent Red and B.R.E.A.S.TS. do whatever is necessary to stop S.L.U.T. from seducing their way to power and control of the world! -The dark of night, S.L.U.T.’s new base “Behold all that I have achieved, my lowly functionary,” Christina cackled in malicious glee, “From here I shall achieve my plans of world domination!” She cackled as she raised her arms in the air, her large breasts straining against her starch white blouse, the buttons threatening to give way. Her crystal blue eyes gleaned with…

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iCarly: iFuck a Girl

Carly was lying down in the studio when Sam walked in. “hey Sam!” yelled Carly. “hey carly. Whatchya doin?” “just thinking.” replied Carly. “about the next icarly episode?” asked Sam. “no. Sam, have you ever had sex?” asked Carly. “why do you wanna know?” replied Sam in a puzzled manner. “just curious.” replied Carly. By now, she was really horny. Her pussy was beginning to get wet from this talk if sex. “well, if you really wanna know, I have had sex with my sister Melonie a few times. Made her squirt and faint each time.” said a boastful Sam who was also starting to get* horny. “how does it feel?” “I can’t really explain it. It is better if I showed you.” Sam immediately took off her shirt to reveal two perkey breasts. Sam got down on her knees and started eating away at carly’s pussy. “oooh, ahhhhh! Ouuuuuh!” moaned Carly in extreme pleasure. “that feels so goood!” “you…

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An Evening of Desire

Haven’t written in a while; gotta do some catching up! Well, this little boy from Nebraska got a real Hollywood break. Got my first job eight months agoon a Kazan film! “A Streetcar Named Desire,” with Leigh and Brando. Grunt work mostlychanging bulbs, untangling wires, etc. But it was a foot inand a chance for me to see the Marlon Brando strut around bare-chested and sweaty as hell. My hots for him go back a long way. So Marlon was kind of a bastard on set, which he’s known for. Just being gruff and domineering, just like you’d think. Pissing people off. Never dealt with him myself, though. Until the wrap party last night. The whole cast AND crew was invited to a shindig at some bigwig’s house, I don’t even know whose. The place was crazy! Guys and girls dancing around everywhere, booze flowing for free. Big names everywhere you looked. I even got a tux, even though most…

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Sex Pleasures

She was alone on a Friday night, no one that she wanted to hang out with. She decided her best entertainment was to relax and pleasure herself. She undressed and got comfortable on the living room couch, so she could see the beautiful view of the city. She started massaging her large firm tits, pinching each nipple until they were hard. She leaned over to the coffee table and grabbed the bottle of lotion. She poured some on her breasts and massaged it in. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the apartment across the way light up. The guy inside was extremely sexy. This was the guy she wanted. He knew her well enough to know how much she wanted him. Tonight was gonna be different once he saw her playing with herself. Brian was watching and wondering why she was alone on a Friday night and why no-one was helping her play with herself. Brian knew…

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Mothers Day – Shirley Partridge

Shirley Partridge was in the shower. She was washing her firm 34C breasts. She didn’t hear the door open or the shower curtain open for she was listening to the new music her son had written. She soon felt a hand on her ass. She turned seen Lori her oldest daughter. Before she could say a word, Lori kissed her. Her tongue went into her mouth. They embraced, their tongues doing a dance. Lori broke the kiss, went down to her mother’s nipples which were hard and took each one in her mouth. Her tongue working over each nipple till they hurt. Then under the spray of the water she was licking her mother’s pussy. Lori tongue fucked Shirley’s pussy, holding her ass open putting fingers in. Shirley held her head, so she wouldn’t fall. She shuddered as she came again. Lori drank her mother’s pussy juice and then gave her a kiss. “HAPPY MOMS DAY!” she left. Shirley stood…

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A Wardrobe Change

Moze got up off the bed and headed towards the bathroom. Ned watched her walk, enjoying the view of her ass swaying as she did. She closed the door behind her telling Ned the shower would be ready in a minute. Jennifer needed to pee, and though her and Ned just had sex together, she couldn’t bring herself to let him watch her doing THAT. Ned was excited yet nervous at the prospect of taking a shower with Jennifer. Like any young man his age, he was self-consious about his body. He’d seen the other guys at school in gym class and he didn’t think any of them were better built than him. As a matter of fact, they never made fun of him in there, so he must be normal. He wasn’t worried what they thought. His only concern now was how Jennifer liked what she saw. Ned heard the water in the shower start to run, and, like…

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Kirsten Storms – Storms acomin’

Could things get any worse? This was the question that Kirsten Storms asked herself. She had been filming in the UK for months now, the schedule for “One Dark Night” was coming to a close. That’s why she had agreed to go to this supposed prestigious, important film festival. That was a laugh! It had been in a town in the middle of nowhere and it wasn’t the UK’s Sundance. That’s how the event had been sold to her. It was over now thankfully. She had fled the event as soon as possible. Jumping in her car and riding off into the sunset as soon as it was polite too. That in hindsight had been a mistake, for now here she was, 4am, totally lost and her car in a ditch. Kirsten now regretted sending her luggage on ahead of her. If it had been in her car she would have been able to change into, well something more suitable…

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The Secret diary of Eva Longoria

It was a Tuesday night, and “Desperate Housewives” resident Latina babe Eva Longoria was in her bedroom searching for something to watch on television. “There isn’t shit on TV,” Eva said angrily as she continued flipping through the channels angry and confused on why her husband Tony Parker could not satisfy her. After about ten minutes of channel surfing, Eva finally found something she desired. The channel: VH1. The program: a music video featuring Latina sex-kitten Shakira. Eva had a huge affinity for Shakira. And who could blame her? After all, Shakira has a smokin’ hot body with a booty that just wouldn’t quit. Every time she did her trademark booty shake, Eva went wild with desire. “Oh yeah! Shake that ass, you latin goddess!” she said to herself. After the music video ended, Eva started thinking, “I must have her! And I can bring her right to me.” Not only was Eva Longoria a bewitching beauty, but she was…

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