Anna Kendrick x Hailee Steinfeld – Team Building Exercise

Surrounded by cheers, flashing lights and calls from reporters & photogs, Hailee walked down the red carpet at the LA premiere of Pitch Perfect 3. As she walked down the carpet from one interview to the next she couldn’t but think back to how her career had taken off in the last…

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A Cold and Lonely Arabian Night in Agrabah – Aladdin xxx parody

Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine of vizier Jafar’s smile. Ex-vizier, she reminded herself. He was a genie now, powerless and buried hundreds of feet under…

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Cosplay with Jessica Nigri

It was late in the afternoon as Jessica Nigri completed the last of her cosplay appearances and wandered out of the Tokyo convention center, eager to get back to her hotel. Still scantily clad in nothing more than her “Juliet Starling” outfit (of Lollipop Chainsaw fame) she approached Harajuku station and was…

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Emilia Clarke

A couple of weeks had passed since I interviewed Katie Cassidy for CSS Magazine, and I couldn’t get the image of her down on her knees, giving me one of, if not the best blowjob of my life, out of my head. If I was being honest though, I got caught up…

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Sexy Dreams with Lea Michele

Once again it took me six months for my next temp assignment. What’s more, for the second straight time I would be working for a show I had already temped at before – in this case “Glee.” But this time I was heading back under different circumstances. It was exactly because I…

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DNC Fox Fuck with Megyn Kelly

So there I was at Invesco Field waiting along side with 80,000 people for the fourth day of the DNC Convention to begin. The sun was hot that day, beating down on everyone waiting for “history” to begin. I was there for another reason. It’s a well known fact that when a…

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Kim Kardashian’s Comeback

I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby…

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Oral Interlude with Ariana Grande

All of the following is complete and total fiction, not a single word of it ever occurred, nor would it. In the months since my fuckfest with Ariana, things had been, interesting, to say the least. While the bitchiness didn’t tone down at all, the fact that she was a sex-starved little…

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Bailee Madison – Stirring the Night Before Christmas

It was Christmas Eve and things were incredibly busy in the Riley household in Fort Lauderdale. All six siblings, their significant others, and their children were at their parent’s house to celebrate the holiday. This included 20-year old Bailee Madison who was the youngest of the Riley siblings. Faith had played a…

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Delta Goodrem – Innocent Eyes

The day had started off like any other *sarcasm* …in that I answered the phone and received a call from a world famous supermodel asking me for a favor. “Oh! It’s you.” I quipped in mock annoyance. I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised considering the amount of time Miranda Kerr and…

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