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Mean Girls – Lesbian Style – Lindsay Lohan

It’s 2004 Regina George, Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners are yummy plastic SLUTS…. the most powerful girls in school. Nobody DARES mess with them. They OWN the boys… because of their cock sucking skills and their willingness to shower in the boy’s locker room. It has given them Carte Blanche at school. The girls are scared of them because they’ve caught an enemy girl and sucked and fucked her into a slutty little worshiper. Regina is the Queen bee and is most excellent at licking pussy…. she LOVES to turn out innocent little freshmen girls…. and then let whichever boy she wants something from…. pop their cherry. Many a young girl has been seduced by her. Karen loves the boys and they LOVE to fuck her tits and cum on her face or in her mouth. Gretchen is very bi….. she’s happy to suck a cock but she was turned out by Regina a couple years ago and lets Regina…

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Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots

I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop. The door was open, so I figured nothing extremely private was going on. Then I walked in on my girlfriend pulling up her underwear, just in time to catch her naked pussy on my camera phone. Her pink top and her black sweatpants hanging below her ankles kept any more nudity from being shown, but I still got part of it without trying for one second. And my girlfriend is Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. Perhaps I buried the lead there. In that case, I should explain just to be safe that by the time you have read this, she got married. And not to me. She didn’t break up because I accidentally filmed part of…

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Amber Rose and Amy Schumer

After the MTV Movie Awards was over Amber Rose was having a good time laughing and having a good time. But she saw someone that she wanted to have a little talk with. And that someone was Amy Schumer. The two of them had had a pretty steamy kiss on air to the delight of some. “Amy? Could I talk to you for a minute alone?” Amber said with a smile. “Sure but it is a madhouse in here come on. I got a hotel nearby. I used it to get ready for tonight but I still have until tomorrow.” Amy said with a smile as the two of them made arraignments to meet each other a short time later. As Amber walked to the room she wasn’t sure what to expect once she opened the door. “Hey girl,” Amy said with a smile as she walked into the room using a spear key that she had given her. Amy…

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Captured – with Hailee Steinfeld

This isn’t something I wanted to do. I never wanted to hurt her, but my back was up against the wall and I was becoming desperate. I hated myself the entire time I climbed the garden terrace to her window. I hated myself as I climbed into her room and tiptoed across the bedroom floor. I hated myself as I dug through my backpack and found my clothe and bottle of chloroform I stole from a university science lab. She was lying on her bed, so peacefully sleeping. She never saw me coming, didn’t even get to open her eyes before I put the clothe right under her nose and she breathe in deeply, making my job so much easier. I waited a moment until I knew she wouldn’t be waking up, and then I carefully put her small frame over my shoulder, and headed back out the window. I made my way back to my car that was just…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more. I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat’s ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on – although she did much more than me. For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three….

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Erotic night with Anna Kendrick

The theater was completely empty as I made my way in. I wasn’t too surprised, given that this low budget, indie, ultra violent Ryan Gosling movie had been out for a few weeks. It would probably be out of theaters next weekend ‘ and it would have been cheaper to stay home and find a copy online. I wouldn’t be wishing I did that in a few hours. And it had nothing to do with the movie. Not directly, anyway. Before the trailers finally ended, I did notice someone else coming in. But it was only one person and he or she was sitting about five rows in front of me. I paid it no mind as I watched the film in my solitude. Halfway through, I did hear something. It wasn’t the movie, since Gosling hadn’t spoken in about 25 minutes. As the latest silent montage played out, I heard something out of place. Something that sounded like’.moaning. It…

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Solo With Jennie Kim

The trouble with being in a successful k-pop band like BLΛƆKPIИK, is the demands it has on its members as it’s a very challenging job leaving little time to unwind, or much less indulge in a relationship. Frankly speaking the girls in the group were just too busy to have private lives, and spent seven days a week perfecting their craft, spending all of their time in the recording studio and working on dance choreography. Everything they did was solely focused on making BLΛƆKPIИK a worldwide sensation. That being said, I had been tasked with accompanying the girls on their first world tour, and in a short amount of time had become pretty intimate with them. In fact it was while spending some time in Australia that Jennie had booked her first consultation with me while the others were out sightseeing and doing press. Up until that point things between us had been pleasant and professional, even if she vowed…

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Swimming with Kate Upton

The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up. “Oh, sorry!” she spoke, once she realized she was technically cutting in front of me. “It’s okay, I can wait.” However, once I saw her in her white t-shirt and shorts – both of which were fairly low cut – I knew it’d be a while before I actually did something. At least until I dropped the pen on the ground. But that resulted in Kate bending down in front of me – in that low cut t-shirt – so no harm done. Then again, that might change if I didn’t move anytime soon. I recovered enough to finish signing my form, then stepped aside before I knew any better. By the time…

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Secretarial Duties – Vanessa Merrell

Over the last twenty years or so, I’ve been fortunate enough to be financially well off, maybe not a millionaire, but enough to own a successful company, and occasionally travel the world. As for me, to describe myself, I’m a Caucasian male in my mid forties, whose a rather good looking fella, and in pretty great shape for my age. I recently had to let my previous secretary go, due to some illegal activity she was involved in, and replaced her with a young woman named Vanessa Merrell. Admittedly she wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed as they say, but I’d be lying if I said she wasn’t one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen, which is why I hired her three months ago. It was during that time, that I had developed a sexual relationship with the twenty-one year old woman, despite the fact that I was a little more than twice her age. I have…

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Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin

Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin she was just 20-years-old, and vacationing on the island with her family and friends. As it turned out the young actress wanted to learn to surf, and I was more than ready to take the $60 (an hour) fee. Sadly, Kira was no means a natural, and so uncoordinated on the water is was amusing. Not that it really mattered of course, since she was paying by the hour and was intend of spending the entire day with me. Over the next few hours our lessons merely consisted of nothing more than some hold-and-push. You know, where she’d lay on the board and I’d give her a nudge…

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