Getting The New Year Started Right with Miranda Cosgrove

It was New Year’s Eve and at a house up in the Hollywood Hills, a small get-together was getting underway. With COVID still raging throughout the US, and especially in LA County, normal big New Year’s blowout parties were out of the question, so this year it was just a gathering of…

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Afterparty with Taylor Momsen

“Thank you, good night,” Taylor Momsen yelled from the stage, the crowd roaring and cheering as the stage lights went down and the house lights went up. While it may have been a good night for the audience, for Taylor, her bandmates and the road crew which I was a part of,…

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How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma Hayek)

Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you’d probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I’m twenty-one. I didn’t go to College, I’m “street smart” but I didn’t have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone…

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Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin

Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin…

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Pre-Oscar Night with Amy Adams

An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite café this afternoon. She said her name was Amy Adams, but it didn’t ring a distinctive bell. If I’d seen that red hair…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that…

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Back To The Future – The XxX version

I woke up in a bed. In semi darkness. Through the window, I saw it was raining out. Heavy. I also saw someone standing there, gazing out the window. “Mom?” I said groggily. “Is that you?” The figure time toward me. “There, there now.” It was mom. “Just relax.” She put a…

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The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick

I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The…

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Sammi Hanratty – Adventures in Photography

I was a little surprised when Sammi Hanratty showed up to my studio unannounced and appeared to have some business on her mind. “I’m sorry, but have we meet before?” I asked at the door. “Not exactly.” the striking teen replied. “But I’ve heard a lot about you. I think you might…

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After The Final Bell – With Wwe Liv Morgan

Her fingernails raked deep into his back. His sculpted body glistened over her as she bit her lip, pulling herself closer to him. Every thrust of his hip felt deeper and more pleasurable than the last. ‘Oh god’ she moaned feeling his breath on her neck thru her long blonde hair. She…

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