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Beverly Hills, 90210 : Girls Night In

Clare Arnold pranced around her kitchen wearing her favorite nightie, the sheer blue fabric barely concealing her shapely twenty- one year old body. The inviting aroma of freshly popped corn wafted through the house, and as Clare dumped a bag of microwaved popcorn into a bowl she sang along with the latest hit playing on the radio. “I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees…” Kelly came out of the bedroom wearing a pair of men’s pajamas, looking sexy and irresistible. She spun around like a runway model, showing off how well even men’s pajamas hung from her curvaceous frame. “What do you think?” Clare smiled. She couldn’t imagine Kelly Taylor ever being self- conscious about her body… or clueless about what to do with it. Kelly was strong, self assured, sexy without being pretentious about it. She was everything Clare wanted to be. “I think you’d look good in anything, ” Clare said. Kelly blushed…

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Changes in Heather

The headlights from Heather MacAdams’ car cast long shadows along the pine trees lining the dark country road winding through the flat, furrowed fields of central Mississippi. Although the surroundings were lonely and deserted, the mood inside Heather’s large, white Cadillac Escalade was buoyant and upbeat. Heather and her friends, Natalie and Mary Catherine bounced silently in their seats as the CD player pumped heavy backbeats through the sound system, grooving to Gwen Stefani at a nearly ear-splitting volume. “…cause I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll… Yeah, I ain’t no Hollaback Gurrrrllll…” Only an hour or so earlier, the three girls had been cheering loudly at a high school football game, watching the Warriors win their sixth game of the season, Heather leading the crowd as a junior member of the cheerleading squad. After the game, they had piled into Heather’s dad’s car and sped out past the city limits to a ramshackle frame house in the country where custom dictated…

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Sex Pleasures

She was alone on a Friday night, no one that she wanted to hang out with. She decided her best entertainment was to relax and pleasure herself. She undressed and got comfortable on the living room couch, so she could see the beautiful view of the city. She started massaging her large firm tits, pinching each nipple until they were hard. She leaned over to the coffee table and grabbed the bottle of lotion. She poured some on her breasts and massaged it in. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the apartment across the way light up. The guy inside was extremely sexy. This was the guy she wanted. He knew her well enough to know how much she wanted him. Tonight was gonna be different once he saw her playing with herself. Brian was watching and wondering why she was alone on a Friday night and why no-one was helping her play with herself. Brian knew…

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House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Sex Weekend

Mike pulled the throttle to the rear and the boat leapt forward, away from the dock. Quickly coming up to a proper plane, the runabout skimmed across the glass smooth surface of the lake. Mike and John grinned like schoolboys, enjoying the feel of the 125 horsepower engine in the relatively small craft. Lacy sat up on the bow, dressed in her favorite blue skirt and tank top, enjoying the sun on her body and the wind in her hair. Glancing around, she smiled at her husband and lifted her top, exposing her breasts. Completely removing her top, she lay back, letting the warm summer sun play over her firm body. Her mind wandered as she felt the boat bounce along. The drone of the inboard motor prevented her from sleeping, but she half dozed, luxuriating in the sun’s warmth. Mike guided the runabout toward a cove across the lake and settled back for the short trip. The weather was…

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A Ride on the Night Bus (Harry Potter XXX Parody)

Harry awoke the next day feeling refreshed. He looked at the clock and it said 7:25 so Harry got up, dressed, and started packing for the trip to the Burrow. Harry decided to take the knight bus there because he could not apparate yet. Harry would be taking his test in about a week with Ron since he failed his first try. Harry pulled his trunk to the front door and set Hedwig’s cage on top of it. He turned to his aunt and uncle and said “goodbye” His uncle just grunted. Harry could not even look his aunt or uncle in the eye after seeing what he saw last night. Dudley on the other hand gave Harry a dirty glare as to say, “I know it was you” but Harry just grinned and turned to the door into the morning air. He decided to call for the bus at the park since there were not that many houses around….

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Mothers Day – Shirley Partridge

Shirley Partridge was in the shower. She was washing her firm 34C breasts. She didn’t hear the door open or the shower curtain open for she was listening to the new music her son had written. She soon felt a hand on her ass. She turned seen Lori her oldest daughter. Before she could say a word, Lori kissed her. Her tongue went into her mouth. They embraced, their tongues doing a dance. Lori broke the kiss, went down to her mother’s nipples which were hard and took each one in her mouth. Her tongue working over each nipple till they hurt. Then under the spray of the water she was licking her mother’s pussy. Lori tongue fucked Shirley’s pussy, holding her ass open putting fingers in. Shirley held her head, so she wouldn’t fall. She shuddered as she came again. Lori drank her mother’s pussy juice and then gave her a kiss. “HAPPY MOMS DAY!” she left. Shirley stood…

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Pool Sexparty

My hubby, and I play now too, but we are kinda stuck in a rut. He is working a lot, and I recently had surgery, so we haven’t had a chance to play as of late. My ex husband, and I played quite often, and I enjoyed it most of the time. There were sometimes when I just went along with him though. This was a time when I really just felt like going home to bed. We attended a pool party at our friends house. There were quite a few couples partying, and having a lot of fun. Some of the wives were dressed in skimpy suits , showing a lot of skin. My husband, and I enjoyed that..lol I am bi. Well we were off to the side of the pool talking about some of the couples, when a guy that works with my husband came over. He was not one of the guys we had played with…

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My date with fantasy – Kitty and Will

Kitty grew up in a poor family. Somehow they always had gotten by. These days, Kitty couldn’t believe her luck as being able to land a job as a electrician on movie sets on and off location. She had always been a sort of tom boy but still very much interested in men. She worked her way up in the trades until one day, some hollywood highroller offered her a job in the movie industry. She couldn’t believe her luck. Working with the celebs. Often times, the tradesmen didn’t consort with the actors and actresses but there were a few occasions when luck would have it that she got to meet some of them. Among the people Kitty had met included Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Whoopi Goldberg along with the cast of Star Trek: Voyager (they were having trouble wiring up the “warp core.”). But she always was hoping for the day where she would get to meet the…

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Smallville xxx parody

It was another “normal” afternoon in Smallville, Kansas. Lana Lang was busy working up a sweat over a coffee mug at The Talon, and Chloe Sullivan was cramming away to meet a deadline for ‘The Daily Planet’ newspaper. “There is no way I am going to get this done Clark” sighed Chloe. “Chloe, when have you ever missed a deadline?” replied Clark. “Never” Chloe snapped back. “I think you just need to take a break, go over to the talon and get a cappuccino”. “Well alright, don’t let anything happen to my computer” Chloe says going out the door. “O hi Chloe, done with your paper?” asked Lana. “No, but I was never going to get done if I didn’t have a break,” responded Chloe. “I have been here for awhile to, lets go up stairs to the loft and relax some” said Lana. “Sounds great” Chloe replied. “So did you ever put a move on Clark” ask Chloe. “Of…

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