Coffee Creamer with Carlson Young

Some mornings you either wake up feeling like shit. Like you have to go to work or you drank a bit too much last night. Or you wake up feeling like you can rule the world, nothing can ruin your day. I’d say this morning felt like the latter. Carlson and I…

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Mean Girls Reunion – Celebrity Orgy

“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway….

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Mandy Moore – Abandoned Love

I don’t remember how long I stood there; craning my neck towards the heavens in a futile attempt to discern where the building stopped and the atmosphere began. This was it, I thought, the beginning of the rest of my life. Twenty-two years all led up to this point. And all I…

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Megan Fox – Transformes XxX parody

As head of security for a large department store, my job could be described as tedious at best. There I dealt with daily theft and vandalism, and as department head I was responsible for most of the interviews and the paperwork which supplemented each incident. Truth be told working so many hours…

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An erotic version of the Peter Pan fantasy

Peter Pan yawned and stretched. He realized that he was pretty sleepy and decided he would go to sleep a bit early. All that business with bringing Wendy and her little brothers to Never-Never Land had made him tired. Peter was still a boy, though not a little one, and didn’t have…

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XXX Spider-Man is defeated by the most unlikely enemy

The middle of summer, tradition holds, is a good time for a company trip; at least John Jonah Jameson, the publisher of the Daily Bugle, likes to think so. Not that he is interested in creating a bound with the employees, nor building a better work environment, he simply couldn’t care less….

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Sex Pleasures With Aishwarya Rai

It was a glorious summer evening in Sydney as I attended a lavish gala event at the famed Sydney Opera House. I was there escorting my long time friend and recent Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, who I’d known for most of my life. In fact growing up next door to one another…

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Dirty Fantasies With Abbie Cornish, Jamie Chung, and Emily Browning

I guess you could say that Abbie and I had always had a very strange and complicated relationship. We had known each other for the longest time and were in fact childhood sweethearts, and long before she ever became a famous Hollywood actress Cornish and I shared a very torrid on-again off-again…

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A young intern gets to fuck LeAnn Rimes

I first came to work for LeAnn Rimes after the release of “Blue” – her first album. For me, the assignment was a welcome change; Having just been dumped by my fiancee, my personal life was a shambles. As well, I had a hard time getting over the suicide of a client…

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Late night swim with Reese Witherspoon, as the mystery of who wants Dean dead continues

The light was very dim inside, the only illumination coming from the streetlight that seemed miles away down the street. The older, decrepit building had indeed been an apartment at some point, although since then had fallen into great disrepair. The front door inside was off it’s hinges and lay against the…

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