The memory of my encounter with Beyonce was still fresh in my mind even if few months had passed. Every time I thought about how lucky I was, I started to get a boner and I had to masturbate thinking about her sucking my dick or about her asking me to fuck…
I yelled at Lindsay in anger across the table through the noise at the popular L.A. night club. We had been fighting since we left the hotel that evening. I felt her outfit for the night was inappropriate. “You look like a fucking slut!” I yelled over the music. Her mouth dropped…
Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine of vizier Jafar’s smile. Ex-vizier, she reminded herself. He was a genie now, powerless and buried hundreds of feet under…
Some mornings you either wake up feeling like shit. Like you have to go to work or you drank a bit too much last night. Or you wake up feeling like you can rule the world, nothing can ruin your day. I’d say this morning felt like the latter. Carlson and I…
“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway….
I don’t remember how long I stood there; craning my neck towards the heavens in a futile attempt to discern where the building stopped and the atmosphere began. This was it, I thought, the beginning of the rest of my life. Twenty-two years all led up to this point. And all I…
As head of security for a large department store, my job could be described as tedious at best. There I dealt with daily theft and vandalism, and as department head I was responsible for most of the interviews and the paperwork which supplemented each incident. Truth be told working so many hours…
Peter Pan yawned and stretched. He realized that he was pretty sleepy and decided he would go to sleep a bit early. All that business with bringing Wendy and her little brothers to Never-Never Land had made him tired. Peter was still a boy, though not a little one, and didn’t have…
The middle of summer, tradition holds, is a good time for a company trip; at least John Jonah Jameson, the publisher of the Daily Bugle, likes to think so. Not that he is interested in creating a bound with the employees, nor building a better work environment, he simply couldn’t care less….
It was a glorious summer evening in Sydney as I attended a lavish gala event at the famed Sydney Opera House. I was there escorting my long time friend and recent Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, who I’d known for most of my life. In fact growing up next door to one another…