House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new
OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five
with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist.
She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he
was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather
large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues.

Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he
didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities.
She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and
had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a
personal issue he was still dealing with.

“The great beast awakens,” House growled like a cheesy actor in a monster movie.

Taub didn’t bother to turn around to look at his supervisor. He was caught and he knew
it. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he said as he pretended to stare down at his

“I take it everything is going fine at home,” House said as he shuffled over to the coffee

House’s question wasn’t a question, it was a declarative statement and Taub tried not to
rise to the taunt. “Everything is fine,” he said simply.

House laid his cane next to the counter and began fiddling with the coffee maker,
pretending not to look at Taub from the corner of his eye but obviously looking at Taub from the
corner of his eye. “I only ask because with most men, when things are going fine at home,
where their wives are, then they tend not to stare at the new, winsome nurses,” he said as he
blatantly knocked things around on the counter to make it obvious that he had no intention of
making coffee, “Where as you tend to stare at the new, winsome nurses whenever everything is
perfectly fine at home.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Taub said as he continued trying to ignore
House and failing not to rise to the bait. Yes, he had his issues, yes he and his wife were
working on them, yes he had been staring lecherously at the nurses but House wasn’t the type of
person you opened up to.

Shuffling the items on the shelf around until everything was scattered about, House
grabbed a coffee mug and filled it with water. “How’s your Couples Therapy going?” House
asked smugly as he grabbed his cane and began limping back to his office.

“Busy with paperwork,” Taub said as he continued to fail to ignore House and his
sophomoric verbal jabs. He’d gotten caught looking, nothing wrong with that. Nobody
blamed a guy on a diet for looking at a menu after all.

From the doorway to his office, House turned around and peered down at Taub like he was
a slightly boring science experiment. “That’s right, you’ve got nothing to prove to me,” he said
with a wicked smirk before closing the door and leaving Taub alone with his thoughts.

Taub sighed in frustration and wondered exactly how someone could argue back against
an argument made up completely of subtext. Yes, his therapist had gotten him to admit to
himself that the reason he cheated was to prove to himself that a guy that looked like him could
get an attractive woman. He had spent most of his life traveling from one attractive woman to
the next just to prove to himself that looks weren’t everything and that a guy with enough
intelligence had the same shot with an attractive woman that a guy with enough muscles, or hair,
or money, or fancy cars, or dressed really well, or charming enough, had.

And then, as Taub ran through his list on why he would be a desirable man to women, Dr.
Chase walked in. Dr. Chase was everything Dr. Taub wasn’t: Tall, fit, not just intelligent but quick
and clever, good looking, confident, great hair. Taub always got slightly angry and depressed
whenever Chase was around.

“How’s House?” he asked as he poked just his head through the door.

“Arrogant, self-indulged, ect. ect.” he said not looking up from his pile of random files.

“So he’s just his usual self?” Chase said as he slowly walked into the conference room.

“Any reason you’re looking out for House’s mood?” Taub asked.

Chase sat down at the table where he could keep an eye on the door to House’s office.
“He’s been going on about my bachelor party so I’ve been trying to fly below his radar,” he

“And I suppose he’s already taken over?” Taub said with a smirk.

“Oh yeah,” Chase admitted.

Taub pinched the bridge of his nose as he tried to put off a slowly building headache.
Chase, handsome and smart, was currently engaged to Cameron, beautiful and smart. It just
didn’t seem fair to him. It was a selfish feeling he knew, he was just as intelligent with his own
beautiful wife but he just couldn’t fight off his own depression. He knew that he was Chase’s
equal in everything but looks but for some reason he just couldn’t get over his insecurity.

“So what’s the matter with you?” Chase asked.

“Just trying to catch up on some paperwork,” Taub lied.

“Right, sure,” Chase said with an affectionate slap on Taub’s shoulder. “You’re coming,
right?” Chase asked as he stood up.

“With bells on,” Taub said, never looking up from his fake paperwork.

“See you around. I’m going to go say hi to the new nurse,” Chase said as he left the
conference room.

Taub watched Chase stroll casually and confidentially up to the hot, new nurse and all but
seethed at the sight. It was so easy for him and the way the nurse was responding to him just
proved that Chase could have just snapped his fingers and the nurse would have followed him
any where.

It was then that Taub decide he needed to do it. For some reason he just had to prove it
to himself. Had to prove he was just as good as Chase. Hell, even House with his horrible
attitude and damaged leg had Cuddy chasing after him and she had her pick of just about
anyone in the hospital. He was going to cheat, fall off the monogamy wagon. And if he was
going to fail to be a good man then he was going to go all out failing to be a good man.

Chase’s mention of the bachelor party gave Taub a idea. It would take time to prepare
and set up, a week at most and there was no time like the present. Unlike Chase he couldn’t
just snap his fingers and have women follow him but with time and conversation he was sure
he’d get the job done and do it three times better than he ever had before. He sighed at the
defeat of his morals and stood up leaving his papers scattered about the conference table. He
paid no attention to House as the supervising doctor watched him leave with a self-satisfied
smile on his face.

Since Chase had given him the idea, Taub decided to start with the Australian doctor’s
fiancée, Camren. The slender built doctor had recently dyed her hair blonde and styled her
hair in gently rolling waves. She was beautiful and wore her heart and emotions on her sleeve
which was why she chose to work in the ER. He kept the visit casual and told her he was down
there to double check a order he had signed off on. They chit-chatted for a bit, maybe twenty
minutes which was plenty of times for him to drop a couple of hints. Nothing major, just a
couple of reminders of Chase’s history with women and her history of basically avoiding men like
him. Then he was on his way.

Taub’s next stop was to the hospital administrator Cuddy. She was basically built in
opposite of Camera, dark hair, curvy body and kept her emotions on a tight leash. Except
where she and House were concerned. Everybody in the hospital knew that they both had a
thing for each other and as they visited he made sure to drop an innuendo about it. Or two.
Their visit was shorter than Camren’s but they weren’t as close, not that he and Camren’s were
bosom buddies but they at least had worked under House. He wished Cuddy a good day and
made his way to his next stop.

House called her 13 due to the fact that when House had held, basically auditions, for a
new team of doctors to work under him she had been the thirteenth candidate. The auditions
were where he had met the beautiful, and more importantly bisexual, Doctor Remy Hadley. 13
wore her sexuality on her sleeve the same way Camren’s wore her emotions and for what he had
planned that was very important. Their visit lasted the longest and he dropped several hints
and innuendos to her as they complained about working under House and spent most of the
conversation laughing. As their shift ended they wished each other a good night and headed

The next day Taub repeated himself. He visited Cuddy to subtly remind her of her
frustrations with House and basically as a female in a mostly male profession. He visited
Camren to remind her of her own lack of sexual experience compared to Chase. And he then
visited 13 to remind her of how great it is for a woman like her to be a sexually liberated bisexual.
He did this every day until the end of the week and then waited through the weekend as Chase’s
bachelor party grew nearer.

Monday morning he made his rounds again but added the looming party into the mix, not
to remind the women of it exactly, just to get them thinking about the things that were thought
to happen at bachelor parties. And then Tuesday he made the invites. He invited each of the
three women to his apartment for a small get together, just the workmates, for a casual evening
before the big party coming ever closer. Of course each woman said yes and he was set. Later
that night at home he told his wife he was having a work party and that it would be terribly dull
and she eagerly volunteered to go visit a friend. Then he waited for Friday night.

After work on Friday Taub stopped by a upscale liquor store and stocked up on several
bottles of their finest wines before heading home. His wife was already gone by the time he
arrived and he quickly got their apartment ready. He set out more snacks than were needed
for just him and his three guest to keep up appearances that he was expecting all their work
friends, not just the females. And then, an hour later, there was a knock on his front door.

Cuddy was the first to arrive and he poured her a glass of wine while they waited for the
rest of their guests. “So where’s your wife tonight?” Cuddy asked.

“Off with a friend for the weekend,” he said trying to sound a little bit solemn about it.
When there came a second knock he opened the door to find Camren.

Taub poured Camren a glass and the three of them chit-chatted for a little while until 13
joined them. By now Cuddy was on her second glass of wine and 13 jokingly said that she and
Camren were going to have to play catch up. He made sure the conversation stayed away from
their male co-workers as he poured the drinks and 13 and Camren indeed caught up. The first
bottle of wine was quickly drained and Taub opened the second as they all sat and visited in the
living room.

His plan was off to a good start as Taub made sure to keep the conversation away from
where their male co-workers were and they started on the second bottle of wine. He snuck
away momentarily to start his stereo and dim the lights slightly while the women continued
talking and laughing. They were all three on the large, comfortable sofa while he sat in the
matching chair. The sofa could easily sit four but he didn’t want to seem too pushy. At least
not yet so he sat back down in his chair.

The three women barely paid attention to how much wine they were drinking and how
much Taub wasn’t as they relaxed and joked together, not realizing how much, or what, their
lone male co-worker was adding to the conversation. It was nice just to have some girl time
together as they waited for the rest of the men and they began to barely notice Taub except for
the few times he joined into their talk. And with their second bottle of wine already half-way
drank they relaxed more and more.

Taub turned the conversation towards Camren’s upcoming wedding and he added his own
to the mix. He talked about when and how he and his wife had met and what it was like dating.
Camren agreed with him on all the romantic points and he continued on to when he and his wife
had gotten engaged and the slender, slightly tipsy doctor agreed at all the work it was taking to
plan the wedding. And then he started talking about all the work that went into maintaining a
marriage and Camren started looking a bit less excited. Cuddy and 13 told her that she and
Chase would be fine together and what a great couple they made and the slightly nervous doctor
started to cheer back up.

Agreeing with Cuddy and 13 that everything would be fine with Camren and Chase, Taub
turned the conversation to 13 next. He pointed out how great it must be to be a bisexual
woman since it would double her chances at finding a suitable companion, for whatever her
intentions. Cuddy and Camren joined in, playfully teasing her and she teased them right back.
Taub was entirely self-satisfied at giving himself a perfect opening to steer the conversation
towards where he wanted it to go. There was no awkward verbal innuendo in him bringing up
which gender was better in bed in her opinion. It went off without a hitch.

“Ohhhh, good question,” Cuddy agreed, “Come on. Who’s better?” She leaned forward
to listen intently. She wore a semi-relaxed business outfit, red skirt with a matching jacket over
a white blouse. She had her hair down creating soft, dark waves framing her face.

“Oh no. I’m not going there,” 13 said with a laugh as she rolling her eyes and holding the
hand not holding her wine glass up. She was dressed more casual than the other two women
with tight, denim jeans and a simple purple button-up shirt.

“Oh come on,” Camren giggled, “We’re all adults here.” The upcoming bride was wearing
tight slacks and a conservative top with small frills of lace at the sleeves and collar.

13 looked over at Taub as if he could offer some help with the embarrassing question.
“Don’t look at me,” he said with a chuckle, “I’m not getting involved in that question.”

Cuddy and Camren kept pressuring 13 about who the better kisser was and it slowly
started more sexual which was when Taub thought it was time to interject. He didn’t want the
prospect of sex to turn comical which it would have if he didn’t interrupt. “We’re all science
minded people. I’m sure we can apply simple, dispassioned logic to this scenario,” he offered.

“Oh, good idea,” Cuddy said, “Like a science experiment.”

“I’m not sure about that,” 13 said with a chuckle before giving Taub a queer look.

“No, no. It’s a good idea,” Camren said, agreeing with Cuddy, “We can treat it like an
experiment. We have a good cross section here after all.”

Taub didn’t quite catch the strange look 13 was giving him as he answered, “Well, I

Cuddy scooted over next to Camren which pushed her farther into 13 and patted the small
section of cushion left over. “Come sit over here,” she told Taub who appeared to think it over.

“If you insist,” Taub said and moved next to Cuddy, the four of them tightly pressed
together. Cuddy was the one who appeared to be taking charge so he looked to her and so he
asked, “What’s next, boss?”

Cuddy looked back and forth to make sure she had everyone’s attention before taking
another drink of wine and then setting her glass down. “Well, obviously 13 will have to kiss
Camren and then you. Then we repeat the experiment by me kissing 13 and then you to test
the results. Agreed?”

13 started to object a moment before Taub interrupted her, “If you say so, boss.”

13 cocked an eyebrow at Taub as she said, “I’m not too sure about this…”

Cuddy shooed away 13’s objection. “It’ll be fine. Camren, go ahead,” she said.

Camren looked back and forth between 13 And Cuddy and Taub before surrendering her
own opinion. “I suppose,” she said before taking a drink of wine and setting her glass down.
She turned to 13 And smiled nervously. “Are you ready?” she asked.

13 glared at Taub for a moment before turning her attention to Camren. “Are you sure
about this?” she asked.

“It’ll be fine,” Taub said, a little worried about 13’s hesitation and the way she would look
at him, “It’ll be for science, right, boss?”

“Exactly,” Cuddy said as she grabbed her glass and held it high for a toast, “It’s for

“For science,” Taub agreed and clicked glasses with Cuddy.

“If you say so,” Camren agreed with a small, drunken slur to her voice as she shrugged and
looked back over at 13.

“Are you sure about this?” 13 asked the drunk woman again in all seriousness.

“If you are,” Camren said as she leaned forward and puckered her lips.

13 gave her own shoulder shrug before leaning forward and cupping Camren’s face. She
caressed the other woman’s lips with her own before licking lightly across them. The blonde
doctor opened her mouth slightly and 13 slipped her tongue in, caressing the other woman’s
more hesitant tongue. Sealing her mouth she thoroughly and passionately explored Camren’s
welcoming mouth, drawing her slender body forward slightly before breaking the kiss. “There.
How way that?” the doctor known as 13 asked.

It took Camren a moment to recover, her eyes fluttering open. “Wow,” she gasped

Cuddy laughed and clapped her hands. “Good job,” she told the other two women
before turning to Taub, “It’s your turn.”

Taub looked from Cuddy to 13 who was just staring at him defiantly, a small smirk on her
freshly kissed lips and he realized she wasn’t nearly as drunk as he would have hoped. He
looked at her with a questioning look to which she just shrugged. She was wondering how far
he’d press his luck but after all the work he’d put in already and how far he’d gotten he had no
choice but to move ahead with his plan. He leaned forward, carefully watching 13’s hands in
case they suddenly turned into fists. He had to lean over Cuddy and felt her body pressed
against his side as he moved in closer.

13 kept the defiant look in her face as she leaned forward, pressing her body against
Camren’s as she got closer to Taub. She cupped his head and leaned in close to his ear so that
the other two women couldn’t hear her. “Make it look good but if I feel tongue I’ll bite it off,”
she whispered. She felt him nod in her hands and then she moved her lips against his. They
pressed their mouths together and moved their jaws around to simulate a deeper kiss and heard
the other two drunker women hoot and clap before they broke the kiss.

“So which is it?” Cuddy asked energetically, “Are boys or girls better?”

Taub watched 13 cock an eyebrow at him. She was wanting to see how far he could go
on his own. He motioned his head to indicate to 13 her wine glass and she picked it up and
pretended to take a sip followed by him doing the same, encouraging the other two to follow
suit which they did, taking much deeper drinks than either 13 or he did. “I thought we were
using control groups,” he said, “That means, Dr. Cuddy, that it’s your turn.”

Cuddy giggled and acted coy as if she hadn’t been encouraging Camren in kissing the other
doctors. “Oh, I couldn’t,” she said bashfully.

“You’re the one that said it was for science,” 13 said as she gave her boss a sultry stare.

“And you’re in a safe space,” Taub said as he gave her a reassuring caress on her knee. He
may not be able to do “sultry” like 13 could or “charming” like Chase but he had a knack for
making women relaxed around him. “We’re all academic doctors here,” he added. The dark
haired administrator looked from 13 to him and then laughed, giving him a playful pat on his
shoulder. Suddenly, before she could think any more he leaned forward and gave her a quick
kiss on the lips.

13 watched Cuddy break the kiss with a laugh that she and Camren joined in on. “Boo…”
she said playfully, “I gave him a much better kiss than that.” She nudged Camren closer to the
other two and said, playfully and keeping the mood light, “Camren, show him how I kissed you.”

The blonde doctor didn’t have time to say or do anything before 13 pushed her towards
Taub who was suddenly pressing his lips against her over Cuddy between them. He cupped her
face in his hands and she was kind of shocked at how smooth and soft they were. Even softer
than her own and she moisturized often due to the alcohol gel in the hospital drying out her skin.
And his lips were almost as soft as his hands. She slid her lips across his for a moment before
his tongue slipped into her mouth. And, truth be told, he was a decent kisser. Maybe not 13
good but definitely better than average.

“Now that’s a kiss,” 13 laughed. She leaned over, above the kissing couple pressing
Camren farther into Taub, as she reached for Cuddy. She managed to reach above and behind
the kissing blonde haired doctor to the dark haired doctor and brought the hesitant woman
closer to her. The hospital administrator allowed herself to be tugged over, allowing Taub to
press closer into his kiss. Cuddy didn’t resist and let 13 to kiss her, their lips pressed together as
the more slender doctor continued pulling her closer before sliding her warm, moist tongue
inside of her mouth.

Camren looked up from her kiss with Taub to 13 and Cuddy kissing and it looked really,
really sexy. “Wow,” she gasped out, breaking her kiss to get a better view and distracting Cuddy
and 13.

“Wow is right,” Taub agreed as Cuddy broke the kiss and looked around sheepishly.
Keeping the momentum of the moment moving he cupped his supervisor’s face and kissed her
again. At first she was a bit hesitant and he feared that her nervousness would stop what he
had planned so hard to start. But his own skills soon had Cuddy responding to his tongue
sliding across her lips and she opened her mouth slightly to let him in

With Cuddy responding to Taub on her own, 13 again cupped Camren’s face and kissed her.
The blonde haired doctor responded immediately and let the dark haired doctor slid her tongue
inside of her mouth. She kept one hand on the other doctor’s shoulder before sliding her hand
down to Camren’s hip, drawing her in closer and letting her press her chest against the other

Taub had one arm around Cuddy’s shoulders as they kissed with his free hand on her firm
thigh. She had one hand on his shoulder and her other hand on top of his hand on her leg.
She eagerly welcomed his tongue into her mouth and then began using her own tongue to
caress the inside of his mouth.

With one sober doctor on one end of the couch and another sober doctor on the other
side, they moved themselves and the two drunk doctors around to get everybody in a better,
more accessible, position. They were all now reclining back in the couch, nearly laying down
and not so tightly pressed together. 13 had made it clear that Taub was not getting anywhere
with her and he would respect her boundaries as they both took advantage of the two drunk
doctors together. It was a equitable agreement that made sure everybody got what and who
they wanted.

It was now easier to lean forward for Taub to kiss Camren and 13 to kiss Cuddy. It was
obvious to him now that 13 was the more sexually confident one of the two of them so he let
her take the lead and followed her example. When she began unbuttoning the dark haired
woman’s top he did the same, exposing the blonde’s small, bra encased breasts.

With her top open to reveal her larger, bra encased tits, 13 slipped her hands inside to
caress Cuddy’s smooth, soft skin. She purposefully teased her supervisor and rather than
simply grab at her breasts she used her thumbs to trace the areas where her bra met her tan
flesh. Cuddy began gasping and moaning into her mouth as the dark haired doctor pressed her
nearly exposed chest up to encourage her to remove her bra.

As she moaned lustfully into his mouth and ran her fingers through his thinning hair, Taub
pulled the cups of Camren’s bra down to reveal her hard nipples. He licked down her graceful
neck to her chest, his lips kissing around her darkened areola but never touching them until he
had her gasping for more.

Leaning over Camren to get to Cuddy’s more prestigious chest, 13 pulled the woman’s bra
straps down her arms freeing her tits and leaving the bra down around her abdomen. She
cupped each firm orb, lifting them up, her nipples hard and pointed. She sucked one hard
nipple while rolling her thumb around the other, making the administer moan in pleasure before
switching breasts. She released her hold of Cuddy’s chest allowing Taub, who was leaning
across the supervisor’s lap, to sit up as well.

While 13 kissed Camren and fondled her small breasts, Taub moved down to Cuddy’s chest.
Although he didn’t realize it he did the exact same thing to her that 13 had done. He cupped
her large tits and brought them up to his mouth, sucking on one hard nipple while thumbing the
other before switching. She groaned out above him as he released her tits, nuzzling between
them as he hands slipped up to her shoulders. He slid her clothes down her arms and she
helped by pulling her arms out of the sleeves leaving her completely topless with her bra still
wrapped around her abdomen.

Camren helped 13 in taking off her top and bra leaving her completely exposed as well.
The bisexual doctor smiled at the sight of her topless co-workers and the look of passion on their
faces. She licked up the blonde doctor’s petite chest until they were kissing again pressed chest
to chest. She smile when Camren began helping her with her top until they were both topless,
pressed chest to chest, their hard nipples sliding back and forth across their sensitive flesh.

While Taub squeezed Cuddy’s large tits with his hands, testing how pliant and firm they
were, Cuddy had begun fondling his hard prick through his pants. His hands reached down
between her knees and then slowly up between her thighs. He had originally thought that his
supervisor had been wearing stockings but he felt no elastic at the tops of her legs, just warm,
soft skin.

Camren squeezed 13’s ass through her tight jeans while the dark haired doctor lifted
herself up. The blonde doctor kissed and nuzzled against 13’s flat stomach before the horny
bi-sexual doctor leaned over towards Cuddy and Taub.

Leaving his hand between Cuddy’s thighs with his thumb rubbing up and down over her
panties, Taub leaned over towards the topless, horny Camren. He immediately trapped a hard
nipple between his lips and began lashing it with his tongue while using his free hand to start to
unfasten her tight slacks. He felt like he was in a strange game of sexual Twister and was sure
that he was stretching his muscles in unusual and weird ways but the awkwardness and aching
positions was worth it as Camren’s delicate hand joined their supervisor’s in massaging his
aching cock.

13 barely managed to reach Cuddy’s chest as she leaned over Taub but she managed to
latch onto on of the dark haired professional’s large, firm tits. Her back and thighs began to
ache as she sucked on her boss’s breast and she knew that she and Taub were going to have to
change up everyone’s positions again.

The slender, topless bisexual doctor moved away from Cuddy and grabbed the bottle of
wine and practically poured it down her supervisor’s throat to keep her alcohol levels up before
moving back and doing the same to Camren. She moved Taub off the couch completely and
then moved the other two women around until they were both sitting side by side. Camren
and Cuddy both had dopey grins on their faces and 13 knew that they were walking a fine line
between drunken fooling around and black out drunk. She hoped for black out drunk without
them passing out but as she stared at the two women she was caring less and less which it was.