Girlfriends – Lynn Makes Monica An Offer

I was awoken by the sound of an alarm clock. No, not an alarm clock. Someone had turned up the ringer on my cell phone. Lynn. It had to be. I sat up in Lynn’s bed, naked and alone. Where was Lynn? I picked up my phone. It WAS Lynn texting me….

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Bud Bundy’s Secret

Bud was home alone, a very rare occasion. Usually his dad was camped out on the couch or his mom was home – looking hot in tight pants and a tighter top that her DD-cup tits threatened to burst out of; if Bud actually had friends he’d be embarrassed to have them…

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S. – Let’s Be Friends

It was a fairly warm March evening in New York City, Rachel sat alone on her couch watching TV, her friends Monica and Phoebe were out on dates. Despite the fact that she was much sexier than her friends she hadn’t had much desire to date lately, not since she had broken…

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Fantastic Four: Fantastic Sex

Sue Richards was happy she was finally married to the man she loved, Reed Richards. She was happily married, but not satisfied. Sexually that is. Whether it was ‘saving the world’ or his scientific work, he never had enough time to give her what she needed. Sure, they had sex, and it…

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Dana Scully meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer – XxX Files

Special agent Dana Scully drove into the California town. It was 9:00 at night. She parked her car along Main St. and got out of the vehicle to survey the sur- roundings. She was here to investigate some strange occurences that had been taking place in the town. Scully was in the…

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Back To The Future – The XxX version

I woke up in a bed. In semi darkness. Through the window, I saw it was raining out. Heavy. I also saw someone standing there, gazing out the window. “Mom?” I said groggily. “Is that you?” The figure time toward me. “There, there now.” It was mom. “Just relax.” She put a…

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Little House on the Prairie (xxx parody)

Laura finished straining Fawn’s new milk and set the pan aside. It was only five o’clock, but the day had been so full that she felt somewhat tired. There was the hurried preparation for the drive to Reverend Brown’s, and then the celebration meal at home. Finally, Ma and the girls had…

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Seinfeld XXX parody

Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please come in. I going to meet George and Elaine for lunch, want to come?” “Oh yeah, I’m there” Kramer answered,…

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JAG: Cottage on the Cliff

They had left the world of military protocol far behind them. John and Sarah pulled into the driveway of their remote cottage, far from the prying eyes of the world, on a cliff overlooking the East China Sea. “We’re here.” John said, cutting the engine and letting her absorb the atmosphere. “What…

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