Hilary and Lindsay’s Playtime

Hilary had an exciting day of interviews and photo shoots to promote her upcoming movie. She was doing a sequel to her Lizzie McGuire movie and was doing a ton of appearances for it. In one day she had already been on the Regis and Kelly show at 7:00 in the morning. Then she did a layout for Rolling Stone magazine and was now on the Oprah show. She thought to herself, I’m exhausted, I need to have some fun. When she got back to the hotel she was staying in she decided it was time to cut loose. She pulled the phone number out of her purse that her friend Brittany had given her awhile back. She had told her if she was ever in New York City and was looking for a good time she should call this service number and they would fix her right up. Dialing the number she was a wee bit nervous because she…

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Fuck Buddy with Stacy Keibler

“Who the hell is that?” I remarked, as I stood in the corner of the party with two of my friends. We were attending a colleagues birthday party in New York City when I happened to glance across the way and spied the stunning statuesque blonde. Truth be told we had only agreed to go to the private function after learning that there would be free alcohol there. I know it wasn’t exactly the most noble of reasons to go but as it turned out it was one of the best decisions I ever made. Elegantly wasted, I stood admiring the leggy blonde for some time before I finally found the nerve to approach her, and was promptly introduced through mutual friends and soon discovered that her name was Stacy Keibler. As it turned out, Stacy was apparently some kind of celebrity wrestler which initially surprised me considering how feminine and sweet she appeared to be. Nevertheless my apparent lack…

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Road Trip With Alyson and Amanda “AJ” Michalka

I should have known from the moment Alyson called that something was wrong. She had phoned me in the middle of the night from the East Coast to ask me if I’d “rescue” her 20-year-old sister in Las Vegas and escort her back to LA. “What the hell are you talking about?” I mumbled half asleep. “It’s like 4am right now.” “Please. Pretty please.” my girlfriend whined through the phone. “Why doesn’t AJ just fly back to Los Angeles like every other normal human being?” I quipped rhetorically, recalling her phobia to fly. Funnily enough her “symptoms” seemed to dissipate if and when her sister accompanied her on their cross country flights, but as it was Alyson and her family were visiting relatives in upstate New York while Amanda was now alone and stranded in Las Vegas, and a total wreck. As it turned out, she had apparently hooked up with some guy she meet in a club who had…

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Daisy Ridley – Forces Awakened

Even though I had little to no chance of getting into the London Premiere of Star Wars Force Awakens, I decided to head out to the screening and try my luck anyway. After all the event was being staged just streets away from my office, and I figured I had nothing to lose. So after work, I made my way down to the red carpet and stood with the assembled crowd. Unsurprisingly, the night was threatening to turn out just as I had feared, with me being unable to talk my way into the star-studded event, but fortunately for me I decided to head around back to have a cigarette before calling it a night, and that’s when my luck changed. To my surprise I watched as one of the stars of the movie emerged from a side door, and appeared to be in some kind of distress. Judging from the way she was clutching her stomach I suspect she…

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Olivia Munn and Candace Bailey

Having traveled to New York City with Candace Bailey for a few days, we were there to shoot a special segment for “Attack of the Show” when I decided to surprise her with dinner and two tickets to Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks vs. the Pacers, and in the process help celebrate our two month anniversary. Although Candace and I had only known each other for a few short weeks, there had been a strong and undeniable attraction between us on the set, so much so that even her co-host Kevin Pereira had commented on it. “For the love of god!” he would repeatedly whine, “Will you two just get a room already?!” Truth be told I had pursued Bailey for several days before she finally and ultimately surrendered to my charms, and we began to date in secret with just a few of our closest friends and co-workers knowing about our secret trysts. Back at the Garden,…

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Sex Kitten – Camren Bicondova

Frustration grew in the pit of my stomach and I angrily grit my teeth as I fought with the dark blue tie, struggling to get it right. Usually I didn’t wear one and in the rare instances the occasion dictated it, it was my wife who helped me out. No such luck today however, Evie was gone for the weekend with a few of her girlfriends, some spa event somewhere up the coast, and my business dinner called for very formal attire, so I was on my own, with time running out. RING!!! I sighed at the sound of the doorbell, checking the clock on the bedroom wall. The babysitter! Camren was here and it was time for me to go. I smirked for the hundredth time as I made my way down the stairs to the front door and thought of the fact that my two-year-old son was about to get a fucking celebrity babysitter, “Gotham” star, 17-year-old Camren…

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Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan find love, in all kinds of ways

Hilary had an exciting day of interviews and photo shoots to promote her upcoming movie. She was doing a sequel to her Lizzie McGuire movie and was doing a ton of appearances for it. In one day she had already been on the Regis and Kelly show at 7:00 in the morning. Then she did a layout for Rolling Stone magazine and was now on the Oprah show. She thought to herself, I’m exhausted, I need to have some fun. When she got back to the hotel she was staying in she decided it was time to cut loose. She pulled the phone number out of her purse that her friend Brittany had given her awhile back. She had told her if she was ever in New York City and was looking for a good time she should call this service number and they would fix her right up. Dialing the number she was a wee bit nervous because she…

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A parody of the Harry Potter stories – Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies

Harry Potter opened the front door to number four, Privit Drive and stepped inside. For the first time that he could remember, Harry Potter actually felt happy in the home of his Aunt and Uncle. That was mainly because his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their son, Dudley weren’t at home. His aunt and uncle had gone out to have dinner with Uncle Vernon’s employer. Right about now, Harry thought, his uncle was busy seeing how far he could stick his nose up his bosses ass. His cousin, the insufferable Dudley, had been out all day. No doubt he was somewhere busily tormenting some child much smaller and younger than he. So Harry had taken advantage of the situation to slip out for some ice cream. He had to be careful about such things. If the Dursleys found out that he had any spending money, they would no doubt steal it from him. Harry fairly bounced up the stairs that…

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Band Slammed! – feat. Vanessa Hudgens and Alyson Michalka

Truth be told I wasn’t actually expecting to have a particularly exciting evening that night, as I attended the Hollywood premiere of “Bandslam” a film I had incidentally helped finance. Fact was I had attended a handful of similar events in previous weeks and was almost always disappointed. In fact I usually found such affairs overhyped and indulgent. Nevertheless, I decided to go with my gut and joined the cast and crew to the unofficial after party across town, and soon found myself standing by the end of the bar admiring one of the leading ladies from the film, actress Alyson Michalka. Frankly I knew very little about the Alyson, but now found myself intrigued. There, I couldn’t help but gawk at the leggy blonde and marvel at her revealing outfit which featured several revealing panels and two huge lace slits up the length of her legs, completely exposing her thighs and almost revealing her hips. Watching her, I had…

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Dirty dreams with Tara Moss

It was an invite only industry gathering, held at the prestigious Sydney Opera House, which overlooked the spectacular Sydney Harbor. Being an extremely formal occasion, I reluctantly slipped into my dinner jacket and joined the other guests for drinks. Unfortunately I soon found myself bored out of my mind as I watched Australia’s pretentious elite shamelessly flaunt and parade their wealth and muscle. Having my fill of ego stroking for one evening, I was just about to finish my glass of champagne and prepare to leave when something caught my eye. That something was a tall majestic figure which shimmied across the room. She was the most incredible creature I had ever seen. Beautiful, feminine, graceful and elegant, she was a true femme fatale. Standing at almost 6’2, she was fit and slender, with long blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, large breasts and long legs. “Wow.” I thought to myself, as I watched her move across the way. Dressed elegantly,…

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