House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Welcome To The JLA, Robin

After dropping Grodd off to be imprisoned in Gorilla City, the JLA and Robin returned to the Justice League’s headquarters for their usual after battle debriefing. Superman, Green Arrow, Flash, and Wonder Woman all took their seats around the meeting table while Robin sat next to his mentor, Batman. Superman led the meeting, his mostly blue uniform torn in a couple of places and his red cape ragged. Green Arrow, dressed very much like a modern day Robin Hood with a domino mask, occasionally interrupted with a joke or sarcastic comment while the Flash, dressed head to toe in scarlet, kept jokingly trying to quiet him. Despite the colorfully dressed heroes, except for Batman dressed from head to toe in dark blue and gray, Robin’s eyes were constantly drawn to Wonder Woman. Standing, Wonder Woman was nearly six feet tall in her red, knee length boots. Her legs were bare, long and graceful, up to her red and blue uniform…

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Doctor Who: The Silence Rises

His name was Tek’Hamin’Acutl’bil’Tamin but mostly people just called him Bill. Unless their tongues could spiral, then he was usually Tek’Hamin but mostly it was just Bill. As far as humans went he was fairly plain for an alien, five foot ten, brown hair, only the two eyes, and of medium weight and build, nothing exceptional really except for his dreams. Every since he been born in the Hollarer Province on Frellp 2 he had wanted to travel and see the stars. Most people from his village had that dream but every since he was young he had sworn he was going to do it and then one day he did. And he’d been trying to get back ever since. It wasn’t that outer space was bad but it was big. So big. So incredibly big. And filled with stars. Stars set so far apart it could take years to journey between them. Long, boring years. Stars so far apart…

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Harry Potter Sex Story – Fun At Park

Harry was laid up in his bed thinking about his last few years at school. He had just had his seventeenth birthday. His friends all sent him presents. He had received a work planner from Hermione, a Play witch from Fred and George, Ginny had sent him some personal nude photos of herself (Hermione helped her out with those) and some condoms from Ron which had a note attached to it. “I don’t need a niece just yet,” signed Ron With Dumbledore dead, Harry was back at the Dursleys’ contemplating what he had to do. The only thing he could think about was killing Snape and Voldemort. He knew Hermione and Ron were determined to go with him. He thought about running for it but he knew they would track him down because he had already disclosed where he was going to go. Godrics Hallow was where it all started for him. That is where Voldemort had killed his parents…

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X-Files xxx parody

Fox Mulder was in his basement offices , when he got a call from Dana Scully. She was watching a building, that was part of a on going investigation Mulder soon met up with her , they watched as men were taking crates into the building which suppose to be “TOP Secert”. As they made there into the building, thats when the lights went out , they woke with oyxgen mask on , Mulder could just make out the smell of the Barcley cigarette. He soon faded asleep . He was waken by a exspolsion, still feeling groggy, he moved behind a car, reaching for his gun , but ti felt werid he shook his head , he looked around. he was in a cartoon . Just then bullets kicking at his feet he ducked once agin behind the car , then he seen a figure swoop down , dressed in all black , he felt him self being lifted…

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The Secret diary of Eva Longoria

It was a Tuesday night, and “Desperate Housewives” resident Latina babe Eva Longoria was in her bedroom searching for something to watch on television. “There isn’t shit on TV,” Eva said angrily as she continued flipping through the channels angry and confused on why her husband Tony Parker could not satisfy her. After about ten minutes of channel surfing, Eva finally found something she desired. The channel: VH1. The program: a music video featuring Latina sex-kitten Shakira. Eva had a huge affinity for Shakira. And who could blame her? After all, Shakira has a smokin’ hot body with a booty that just wouldn’t quit. Every time she did her trademark booty shake, Eva went wild with desire. “Oh yeah! Shake that ass, you latin goddess!” she said to herself. After the music video ended, Eva started thinking, “I must have her! And I can bring her right to me.” Not only was Eva Longoria a bewitching beauty, but she was…

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Justice League Unlimited – Superman XxX

The Justice League had seven powerful members to protect Earth from any and all dangers; but only one member was virtually indestructible, had god-like strength and super speed. Superman was the leader of the Justice League for more than just one reason; his speed, strength and intelligence gave him a perceptible edge on the battlefield and therefore made him an excellent choice to represent the Justice League as their leader. Like Batman however, Superman had his own responsibilities in his home city to deal with before committing to any missions for the Justice League. As Batman was falling into the Joker’s trap in Gotham City, Superman was hard at work in Metropolis getting a scoop on Lex Luthor’s most recent nefarious business deals as Clark Kent. Unlike any other superhero, Superman’s true secret identity was his human one; Clark Kent, a reporter for the Daily Planet. Superman knew there was something odd going on at Lexcorp, but Lex Luther almost…

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Justice League Unlimited – Batman XXX

The newly formed Justice League of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, J’onn J’onzz and Hawk Girl had much to celebrate after the victory over the alien invaders and the Imperium. Not only had they saved the planet from certain doom, they had created an organization committed to the protection of the Earth and the safety of its citizens. The seven super heroes agreed to work together in saving lives and although their relationship was somewhat rocky at the beginning, each member had something to contribute to the team. Batman’s commitment to the Justice League wasn’t as serious as the other six members, but as a sign of good faith and support, he agreed to work with the other League members whenever the need arose. He even went as far as letting the League move into one of his company’s brand new space stations and call it their new headquarters. Even with the League in full swing, each member…

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Just Whose Fantasy Is This Anyway? Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt

So, there I was just minding my own business when along comes this car. Cough, cough, splutter and a loud grinding high pitch whine, then BANG- before it’s all over. Now it wasn’t that late and dangerous that I couldn’t afford a look at what was going on. What surprised me was the faces- I blinked; I pinched, then blinked again. No it just couldn’t be. There in the car, apparently in some heated discussion were two of the most, well, to my age and generation of slightly mature fellas, and not a few gals too, desirable personalities of the TV and movie screen, Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt! Now by now I was wondering what was coming next? As I stood outside my immodest apartment complex first Jennifer, the driver, and Alyssa from the passenger seat, got out of the car ready to check under the hood. Now the dusky blue with silver pinstripes auto seemed to have…

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Smallville xxx parody

It was another “normal” afternoon in Smallville, Kansas. Lana Lang was busy working up a sweat over a coffee mug at The Talon, and Chloe Sullivan was cramming away to meet a deadline for ‘The Daily Planet’ newspaper. “There is no way I am going to get this done Clark” sighed Chloe. “Chloe, when have you ever missed a deadline?” replied Clark. “Never” Chloe snapped back. “I think you just need to take a break, go over to the talon and get a cappuccino”. “Well alright, don’t let anything happen to my computer” Chloe says going out the door. “O hi Chloe, done with your paper?” asked Lana. “No, but I was never going to get done if I didn’t have a break,” responded Chloe. “I have been here for awhile to, lets go up stairs to the loft and relax some” said Lana. “Sounds great” Chloe replied. “So did you ever put a move on Clark” ask Chloe. “Of…

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