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Late last year the Girls did their tour of Australia and set the whole bloody country on its head – screaming teenage girls trashing the joint. I won one of those radio competitions to meet the band, and upon turning up at the designated place their manager was quite surprised to see a guy who had just hit 30 instead of one of the pimply faced teenagers that always seem to win (his words, not mine). The manager and I headed next door and got a beer while we waited for the girls who were just completing a photo shoot for WHO magazine. After a couple of beers (I did introduce him to a few classic Aussie brews) his pager went off, with a message telling us that the girls were ready to meet the contestant winner (I bet they just couldn’t wait to meet another pimply faced teenager). Anyway we headed up to the suite they were using for…

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Melrose Place xxx parody

It was late morning when Sydney returned to the apartment building. Thankfully, no one there was keeping regular tabs on her so her absence over the night would be missed. After formulating their plan, Sydney and Kimberly had made love twice more. Leaving, Sydney had stopped at a gift store to pick up the two items she needed. A surge of excitement moved through her, rivaling the night before. She was going to enjoy this so much. She walked to Jane’s apartment and lightly rapped on the door. Jane opened it. Her short blond hair shook along with her head when she saw Sydney. She was wearing a loose t-shirt and a pair of black slacks. “Syd, I’m due at the studio in a couple of hours. I don’t have time to deal with you. Go away.” “Jeez, all I wanted was to show you something,” Sydney said, giving a quick glance in either direction to make sure no one…

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HypnoTV: Melrose Place

Amanda had had it. Alison had been a pain in the ass for a while but now she was outdoing herself. Using injuries to back out of work, sucking back up to Billy and the whole mess with her late husband was driving her to distraction. And that meant her work was suffering. And if work suffered, so did Amanda. It was time to lay down the law and show Alison who was boss. Usually, she would just bawl Alison out, but she had a different idea this time. An idea to discipline Alison and gratify herself in the process. Amanda had set it up in advance. Billy would be out of town and the office would be empty all night. It was simple to call Alison in to go over a few files. Hopefully, there would be no interruptions. As she waited, Amanda stroked the computer disk in her hand. She had to call in a few favors for…

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Beverly Hills, 90210 : Girls Night In

Clare Arnold pranced around her kitchen wearing her favorite nightie, the sheer blue fabric barely concealing her shapely twenty- one year old body. The inviting aroma of freshly popped corn wafted through the house, and as Clare dumped a bag of microwaved popcorn into a bowl she sang along with the latest hit playing on the radio. “I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees…” Kelly came out of the bedroom wearing a pair of men’s pajamas, looking sexy and irresistible. She spun around like a runway model, showing off how well even men’s pajamas hung from her curvaceous frame. “What do you think?” Clare smiled. She couldn’t imagine Kelly Taylor ever being self- conscious about her body… or clueless about what to do with it. Kelly was strong, self assured, sexy without being pretentious about it. She was everything Clare wanted to be. “I think you’d look good in anything, ” Clare said. Kelly blushed…

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House M.D.: Proving Himself

Taub didn’t notice House limp into the office, he simply continued staring at the new OBGYN nurse chatting at the nurses station. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-five with blonde hair and was wearing scubs that did nothing to hide her long legs or slim waist. She was, strictly physically speaking, out of his league. She was in the prime of her life while he was most assuredly past his. He was on the wrong side of forty, pudgy, balding, with a rather large nose, and most assuredly, body image issues. Images of his wife swam through Taub’s head. A beautiful, intelligent woman that he didn’t deserve and that loved him despite all of his failings including his rampant infidelities. She understood his constant need to prove himself, it was what made him a great doctor and had led him to work under the nefarious Doctor Gregory House but for some reason it was a personal issue he was…

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Welcome To The JLA, Robin

After dropping Grodd off to be imprisoned in Gorilla City, the JLA and Robin returned to the Justice League’s headquarters for their usual after battle debriefing. Superman, Green Arrow, Flash, and Wonder Woman all took their seats around the meeting table while Robin sat next to his mentor, Batman. Superman led the meeting, his mostly blue uniform torn in a couple of places and his red cape ragged. Green Arrow, dressed very much like a modern day Robin Hood with a domino mask, occasionally interrupted with a joke or sarcastic comment while the Flash, dressed head to toe in scarlet, kept jokingly trying to quiet him. Despite the colorfully dressed heroes, except for Batman dressed from head to toe in dark blue and gray, Robin’s eyes were constantly drawn to Wonder Woman. Standing, Wonder Woman was nearly six feet tall in her red, knee length boots. Her legs were bare, long and graceful, up to her red and blue uniform…

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Doctor Who: The Silence Rises

His name was Tek’Hamin’Acutl’bil’Tamin but mostly people just called him Bill. Unless their tongues could spiral, then he was usually Tek’Hamin but mostly it was just Bill. As far as humans went he was fairly plain for an alien, five foot ten, brown hair, only the two eyes, and of medium weight and build, nothing exceptional really except for his dreams. Every since he been born in the Hollarer Province on Frellp 2 he had wanted to travel and see the stars. Most people from his village had that dream but every since he was young he had sworn he was going to do it and then one day he did. And he’d been trying to get back ever since. It wasn’t that outer space was bad but it was big. So big. So incredibly big. And filled with stars. Stars set so far apart it could take years to journey between them. Long, boring years. Stars so far apart…

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Harry Potter Sex Story – Fun At Park

Harry was laid up in his bed thinking about his last few years at school. He had just had his seventeenth birthday. His friends all sent him presents. He had received a work planner from Hermione, a Play witch from Fred and George, Ginny had sent him some personal nude photos of herself (Hermione helped her out with those) and some condoms from Ron which had a note attached to it. “I don’t need a niece just yet,” signed Ron With Dumbledore dead, Harry was back at the Dursleys’ contemplating what he had to do. The only thing he could think about was killing Snape and Voldemort. He knew Hermione and Ron were determined to go with him. He thought about running for it but he knew they would track him down because he had already disclosed where he was going to go. Godrics Hallow was where it all started for him. That is where Voldemort had killed his parents…

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X-Files xxx parody

Fox Mulder was in his basement offices , when he got a call from Dana Scully. She was watching a building, that was part of a on going investigation Mulder soon met up with her , they watched as men were taking crates into the building which suppose to be “TOP Secert”. As they made there into the building, thats when the lights went out , they woke with oyxgen mask on , Mulder could just make out the smell of the Barcley cigarette. He soon faded asleep . He was waken by a exspolsion, still feeling groggy, he moved behind a car, reaching for his gun , but ti felt werid he shook his head , he looked around. he was in a cartoon . Just then bullets kicking at his feet he ducked once agin behind the car , then he seen a figure swoop down , dressed in all black , he felt him self being lifted…

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The Secret diary of Eva Longoria

It was a Tuesday night, and “Desperate Housewives” resident Latina babe Eva Longoria was in her bedroom searching for something to watch on television. “There isn’t shit on TV,” Eva said angrily as she continued flipping through the channels angry and confused on why her husband Tony Parker could not satisfy her. After about ten minutes of channel surfing, Eva finally found something she desired. The channel: VH1. The program: a music video featuring Latina sex-kitten Shakira. Eva had a huge affinity for Shakira. And who could blame her? After all, Shakira has a smokin’ hot body with a booty that just wouldn’t quit. Every time she did her trademark booty shake, Eva went wild with desire. “Oh yeah! Shake that ass, you latin goddess!” she said to herself. After the music video ended, Eva started thinking, “I must have her! And I can bring her right to me.” Not only was Eva Longoria a bewitching beauty, but she was…

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