Daisy Ridley – Forces Awakened

Even though I had little to no chance of getting into the London Premiere of Star Wars Force Awakens, I decided to head out to the screening and try my luck anyway. After all the event was being staged just streets away from my office, and I figured I had nothing to…

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Mean Girls Reunion – Celebrity Orgy

“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway….

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Phoebe makes Rachel feel good – Friends porn parody

Phoebe couldn’t stand it. Rachel had been talking all night. That wouldn’t have been so bad, she enjoyed an all-girl bull session, but Rachel kept turning the conversation back to sex. She was a little drunk. They both were. They’d been to a party near Phoebe’s apartment, had a lot of sangria,…

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Sex in the Twilight Zone

The bell rings and the students file out of the classroom quickly, running off to those all-important events in a young person’s life. Denise Gray is bundling the papers and supplies. She can feel a dampness between her legs, under her pleasantly modest dress. One of the girls approaches her desk and…

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Jenna Jameson Meet Britney Spears

It all started on June 12th, 2002. That was the day that Britney Spears came to Phoenix to perform at America West Arena. I watched from backstage with Britney’s cousin and best friend, Laura Lynne Covington. We thought it went well, just like all her performances. Of course, perfectionist that she is,…

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The Simpsons – Family Fun

Tina Simpson moaned softly into her husband’s mouth as he skinned the tight, silk panties she was wearing down over her slim, girlish hips. She had been looking forward to this since lunchtime when she began to get the familiar, unmistakable urge for sex. It had been hell at work, trying to…

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Rachel Bilson – Farewell Mischa

A cell phone was the first sounded that greeted Mischa Barton when she woke. Today was her last day on her hit show “The O.C.”. Her character was set to die and she was looking forward to the freedom that would come once she was done. The last three years had been…

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Megan Fox – Transformes XxX parody

As head of security for a large department store, my job could be described as tedious at best. There I dealt with daily theft and vandalism, and as department head I was responsible for most of the interviews and the paperwork which supplemented each incident. Truth be told working so many hours…

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Selena Gomez – Adult Fanfiction

Getting a call being informed that your new job assignment was to be Selena Gomez’s personal bodyguard for her new world tour was incredible. I arrived at JFK Airport ready for her fight off to Paris for her first stop on the tour. The plane wasn’t a normal plane, it was a…

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Bridget Fonda – Specter Of Grizzly Mountain

You know, I do believe that if some people want to go somewhere to get away from the stress of their jobs and give themselves some peace and quiet, they might want to go to a ski resort, where they could also enjoy some skiing. One of those people happens to be…

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