The DC super heroines Power Girl and Supergirl attempt to infiltrate a super villain sex club, with predictable results

“Things are not going well,” Karen Starr thought. Five hours ago, she was arguing with Supergirl about the best way to infiltrate super villain sex club. Supergirl’s plan had been for them to pretend to be normal girls dressed up as Power Girl and Supergirl. Of course, they needed to have power…

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Planet of the Apes – the XXX version

Leo and his gang were quietly deliberating on what to do. The humans insisted that they should cross the river to the other side and bypass the camp that way. The apes, being afraid of water, were hesitant of this idea. Eventually though, the apes conceded that there was no other way….

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DNC Fox Fuck with Megyn Kelly

So there I was at Invesco Field waiting along side with 80,000 people for the fourth day of the DNC Convention to begin. The sun was hot that day, beating down on everyone waiting for “history” to begin. I was there for another reason. It’s a well known fact that when a…

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Lovely Angelina Jolie

It’s been a typical Friday night in New York City, club hopping, parting. I’ve been to several clubs already tonight when I decided to drop into a club called Zanzibar over on 9th Avenue. My friends and I took a cab over to the club. When we arrived, the club was really…

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Daisy Ridley – Forces Awakened

Even though I had little to no chance of getting into the London Premiere of Star Wars Force Awakens, I decided to head out to the screening and try my luck anyway. After all the event was being staged just streets away from my office, and I figured I had nothing to…

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Mean Girls Reunion – Celebrity Orgy

“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway….

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Phoebe makes Rachel feel good – Friends porn parody

Phoebe couldn’t stand it. Rachel had been talking all night. That wouldn’t have been so bad, she enjoyed an all-girl bull session, but Rachel kept turning the conversation back to sex. She was a little drunk. They both were. They’d been to a party near Phoebe’s apartment, had a lot of sangria,…

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Sex in the Twilight Zone

The bell rings and the students file out of the classroom quickly, running off to those all-important events in a young person’s life. Denise Gray is bundling the papers and supplies. She can feel a dampness between her legs, under her pleasantly modest dress. One of the girls approaches her desk and…

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Jenna Jameson Meet Britney Spears

It all started on June 12th, 2002. That was the day that Britney Spears came to Phoenix to perform at America West Arena. I watched from backstage with Britney’s cousin and best friend, Laura Lynne Covington. We thought it went well, just like all her performances. Of course, perfectionist that she is,…

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The Simpsons – Family Fun

Tina Simpson moaned softly into her husband’s mouth as he skinned the tight, silk panties she was wearing down over her slim, girlish hips. She had been looking forward to this since lunchtime when she began to get the familiar, unmistakable urge for sex. It had been hell at work, trying to…

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