All things considered, I could barely believe my luck that not only had I managed to finalise my house purchase and move in days before the country entered lockdown, but I’d quickly discovered my new neighbour was none other than Michelle Keegan! Naturally my girlfriend was a little less impressed when we…
I was awoken by the sound of an alarm clock. No, not an alarm clock. Someone had turned up the ringer on my cell phone. Lynn. It had to be. I sat up in Lynn’s bed, naked and alone. Where was Lynn? I picked up my phone. It WAS Lynn texting me….
Over the last twenty years or so, I’ve been fortunate enough to be financially well off, maybe not a millionaire, but enough to own a successful company, and occasionally travel the world. As for me, to describe myself, I’m a Caucasian male in my mid forties, whose a rather good looking fella,…
I was sitting on my couch in my high-rise condo playing videogames when Victoria barged in and with a long, exaggerated sigh collapsed onto the other side of the couch. Without ceremony or even asking she plopped her gorgeous, slender and miles long bare legs in my lap and wiggled further down…
Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin…
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised when I looked up and recognized Kristina Kane and her posse, approach me at the door. After all she’d been nagging me all week long about sneaking her into the club. I had initially been introduced to the striking blonde while attending a local frat…
An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite café this afternoon. She said her name was Amy Adams, but it didn’t ring a distinctive bell. If I’d seen that red hair…
This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that…
I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The…
As I sat in front of my new air conditioning unit I breathed a sigh of relief as the welcome cool draft helped beat off the stifling heat. Yet again England had been subjected to a so called plume of desert heat from Egypt and London had seem the highest ever temperatures…