The Bet with Victoria Justice

I was sitting on my couch in my high-rise condo playing videogames when Victoria barged in and with a long, exaggerated sigh collapsed onto the other side of the couch. Without ceremony or even asking she plopped her gorgeous, slender and miles long bare legs in my lap and wiggled further down…

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Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin

Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin…

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Alley Sluts – Dove Cameron and Kristina Kane

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised when I looked up and recognized Kristina Kane and her posse, approach me at the door. After all she’d been nagging me all week long about sneaking her into the club. I had initially been introduced to the striking blonde while attending a local frat…

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Pre-Oscar Night with Amy Adams

An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite cafĂ© this afternoon. She said her name was Amy Adams, but it didn’t ring a distinctive bell. If I’d seen that red hair…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that…

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The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick

I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The…

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Rhian Shugden’s meltdown

As I sat in front of my new air conditioning unit I breathed a sigh of relief as the welcome cool draft helped beat off the stifling heat. Yet again England had been subjected to a so called plume of desert heat from Egypt and London had seem the highest ever temperatures…

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Rose Byrne – The Tourist

I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held here tonight….

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Trust Fund Babes with Ivanka Trump

My adventure began the night I flew into New York City to attend some glitzy gala event being held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As predicted I was bored out of my mind, but with nothing to lose I decided to stick around and help myself to a few extra drinks….

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Road Trip With Alyson and Amanda “AJ” Michalka

I should have known from the moment Alyson called that something was wrong. She had phoned me in the middle of the night from the East Coast to ask me if I’d “rescue” her 20-year-old sister in Las Vegas and escort her back to LA. “What the hell are you talking about?”…

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