Melrose Place xxx parody

It was late morning when Sydney returned to the apartment building. Thankfully, no one there was keeping regular tabs on her so her absence over the night would be missed. After formulating their plan, Sydney and Kimberly had made love twice more. Leaving, Sydney had stopped at a gift store to pick up the two items she needed. A surge of excitement moved through her, rivaling the night before. She was going to enjoy this so much. She walked to Jane’s apartment and lightly rapped on the door. Jane opened it. Her short blond hair shook along with her head when she saw Sydney. She was wearing a loose t-shirt and a pair of black slacks. “Syd, I’m due at the studio in a couple of hours. I don’t have time to deal with you. Go away.” “Jeez, all I wanted was to show you something,” Sydney said, giving a quick glance in either direction to make sure no one…

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Cuban Holiday with Emma Watson 1.

Ah, Cuba… Sun, sand, island time… It was just what I needed. I was enjoying being pretty much anonymous at the resort, even with the relationships I had built during previous stays. My little bit of Spanish had served me very well, and the resort folks recognized that I was just there to relax, and not be waited on hand and foot like so many of the other guests. The benefits were many, from food and drink to local tours and inclusion in some of the after hours activities with the staff, my own little familia cubana. A little respect goes a long way. So I wasn’t really expecting anything when I made my way back to my room after breakfast the second day and saw the back of a very shapely brunette who looked like she was trying to get into my room, and being quite vocally displeased about not being able to… “God DAMN it! It figures, I…

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My affair with Megyn Kelly 2.

I felt the bright light of morning hit me on the face as I laid in bed. I turned away from the light and saw Megyn Kelly lying next to me, naked and glowing. I smiled as I remembered it wasn’t a dream, and decided for a few seconds longer enjoy the image. Because I know as soon as she wakes up, she will claim this was a horrible mistake and storm out, or say it was a mistake but thank me for being a gentlemen up to the love making session of the night. Yet I decided to make the best of it, so I got out of bed, closed the shades, dressed and grabbing my room key and wallet left to get some coffee. Downstairs in the lobby, I noticed a coffee bar near the restaurant/bar, so making my way over there, I ordered a couple of coffees. Not knowing what she drinks, I ordered her a vanilla…

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Baywatch Marathon Saturday

COZI TV had a Baywatch Marathon Saturday and Sunday, and Saturday evening I watched a favorite two-parter from 1992 “The Trophy”, guest starring A.J. Langer. A.J. Langer is one of those actresses who looked a lot younger than her age, so she could play younger characters. I believe on Baywatch was the first time I saw her. She played the “new girl on the beach”, and lyingly told everyone she seduced lifeguard Eddie Kramer to become popular. Then I saw her in the 1991 horror film The People Under The Stairs. She looked so young in that movie. I’ve been watching In The Heat Of The Night every Sunday night on THiS, and she played a recurring character called Meagan Fowler, who loved to get fucked, especially by older men, even if they were married. I like to think sometimes “art imitates life”, and A.J. was a wild girl. Lately my “Making Babies” entries have been good girls or somewhat…

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The Heat of the Night: Althea`s Ordeal

Althea Tibbs had just hung up the phone, she was leaving a teachers meeting in Jackson she wanted to call her husband Virgil to let him know . Althea was driving listing to some music, when she noticed the gas gauge she would have to stop get soem gas , she pulled into a mom and pops station , she waited no one came out so she went in , then it hit her they was being robbed. She tried to run but it soon wet black , she woke with a very sore head and she was no longer at the station, se was in a bed room she could hear voices, but she was tied to the bed , the door opened in walked a tall kid about six teen, he looked built she could see the muscles thru the shirt . he sat next to her ran his hand along her leg going up under her dress,…

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A Wardrobe Change

Moze got up off the bed and headed towards the bathroom. Ned watched her walk, enjoying the view of her ass swaying as she did. She closed the door behind her telling Ned the shower would be ready in a minute. Jennifer needed to pee, and though her and Ned just had sex together, she couldn’t bring herself to let him watch her doing THAT. Ned was excited yet nervous at the prospect of taking a shower with Jennifer. Like any young man his age, he was self-consious about his body. He’d seen the other guys at school in gym class and he didn’t think any of them were better built than him. As a matter of fact, they never made fun of him in there, so he must be normal. He wasn’t worried what they thought. His only concern now was how Jennifer liked what she saw. Ned heard the water in the shower start to run, and, like…

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Just Whose Fantasy Is This Anyway? Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt

So, there I was just minding my own business when along comes this car. Cough, cough, splutter and a loud grinding high pitch whine, then BANG- before it’s all over. Now it wasn’t that late and dangerous that I couldn’t afford a look at what was going on. What surprised me was the faces- I blinked; I pinched, then blinked again. No it just couldn’t be. There in the car, apparently in some heated discussion were two of the most, well, to my age and generation of slightly mature fellas, and not a few gals too, desirable personalities of the TV and movie screen, Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt! Now by now I was wondering what was coming next? As I stood outside my immodest apartment complex first Jennifer, the driver, and Alyssa from the passenger seat, got out of the car ready to check under the hood. Now the dusky blue with silver pinstripes auto seemed to have…

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Alias Meets Dark Angel ( Jennifer Garner vs Jessica Alba )

Darkness greeted her vision as her eyes opened. She glanced around, trying to figure out where she was and what was happening. All she could see was darkness around her, making it difficult for her to figure out just how big the room was. Without warning, a light struck from above, showing off the inside of a tight room that could easily be termed a cell. Four cots were attached to walls, paint peeling off of them, the floor showing a manhole that had a rather nasty odor. The woman had barely adjusted her eyes to the darkness when she felt a pair of hands grab her from behind. She acted on instinct, breaking away and slamming back an elbow, felling it hit a few inches lower than she wanted. She spun around and launched a kick only to have hit her first, knocking her back. She barely even noticed the figure, she was too busy trading blocks and punches,…

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Chloe Moretz AKA Hit-Girl

Chloe Grace Moretz stood naked in front of the full length mirror in the trailer that the studio supplied their stars when filming outside of the studio. She had gone through her morning exercise routine, did her stretches, showered and dried her strawberry blonde hair. The make-up artists and stylists would do her hair and make-up so all she had left to do was put on her Hit-Girl costume and report for shooting. It was her first day shooting in her new outfit for Kick Ass 2 and she was a bit nervous. It wasn’t that she wasn’t prepared, she’d been studying the fight routine for months, it was that she was sixteen now and they had added a bit of romance to the script. She wouldn’t film her kiss with her co-star for weeks yet but for some reason she associated being in her costume as the start of kissing boys on screen and it brought a strange throb…

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Making Paris Hilton My Bitch

Jason smiled from behind the bar as he watch Paris Hilton enter the night club followed by her body guard. Everything was going to plan for his night of punishment. The rich heiress followed in the path made by her bulky muscle bond protector to the bar, swaying her hips trying to catch the eyes of several younger men watching her every move. She wore a simple Playboy shirt and jeans, the top of her breasts looking extremely inviting. Once she reached the bar she ordered a screaming orgasm, how ironic thought Jason. “A complementary drink for your friend Miss Hilton” asked Jason handing the drinks out. She peered at Jason obviously finding him unattractive with his fake beard and dyed black hair, “every drink should be complementary for me, this club should be paying to get me in here”. “I’ll look into it for you miss Hilton” replied Jason savouring the torment this bitch would experience before the night…

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