“RING, RING, RING!” Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the clock through sleepy eyes, I saw…
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X-men: Bast (sex parody)
The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes clicking sharply on the polished marble floor. The halls stretched…
Al Bundy : Afternoon Delight – xxx parody
Al Bundy has just finished working the Sunday afternoon shift at the shoe store, smelling fat women’s sweaty feet all day. Driving his Dodge down the freeway, Al listens to the Cubs…
The big celeb orgy
Starring – Troian Bellisario,Jennifer Lawrence,Nina Dobrev,Jeri Ryan,Kate Beckinsale,Kristin Kreuk,Moon Bloodgood. In his office Kurt looked over the money sent to his account before meeting with new clients.The money Is there.Kurt IS a…
Sarah and Natalie: Party Girls
I looked in the full-length mirror, adjusting my dark blue silk tie. Flicking my left wrist, I checked the time, I had about half an hour to get to the party. I…
Band Slammed! – feat. Vanessa Hudgens and Alyson Michalka
Truth be told I wasn’t actually expecting to have a particularly exciting evening that night, as I attended the Hollywood premiere of “Bandslam” a film I had incidentally helped finance. Fact was…
Monica Bellucci ‘s story
“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages she had been left from people who had seen “Irreversible” and wanted to know how…
Ariel Winter’s adult adventures
They call it When The World Went White. A flash in the sky that covered the planet eliminating the world’s electricity and leaving barbarism in it’s place. Warlords arose and carved out…
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna? “Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a…
Bridget Jones Meets Bridget Fonda
I couldn’t believe that I finally got a part in a major motion picture. What amazed me even more was it stars Bridget Fonda and Renee Zellwegger. I was walking down Hollywood…