“Unnngghhhhh!!!” Salma grunted beneath me as I held firmly onto her
hips. Slamming myself hard into her pussy, my cock slid inside of her
with ease. Holding her bent over my desk, my pants around my ankles
and my shirt bunched up at my chest, I placed my hand on …
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Journal of an Agent – Lisa Kudrow
“RING, RING, RING!”
Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell
out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the
clock through sleepy eyes, I saw that it was 6 AM. Way too
fucking early.
“Hh–hello?” I managed to croak into the phone as …
X-men: Bast (sex parody)
The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty
and abandoned with the exception for three people
marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes
clicking sharply on the polished marble floor. The
halls stretched out, lengthy corridors kept
immaculately clean and orderly. Old portraits depicted
stern elderly men looking down upon the …
Al Bundy : Afternoon Delight – xxx parody
Al Bundy has just finished working the Sunday afternoon
shift at the shoe store, smelling fat women’s sweaty
feet all day. Driving his Dodge down the freeway, Al
listens to the Cubs game on his AM radio… hoping he
can catch the last couple of innings on TV when he …
The big celeb orgy
Starring – Troian Bellisario,Jennifer Lawrence,Nina Dobrev,Jeri Ryan,Kate Beckinsale,Kristin Kreuk,Moon Bloodgood.
In his office Kurt looked over the money sent to his account before meeting with new clients.The money Is there.Kurt IS a mind control expert.Little did the public know studios often employ people like him to get to celebs In …
Sarah and Natalie: Party Girls
I looked in the full-length mirror, adjusting my dark
blue silk tie. Flicking my left wrist, I checked the
time, I had about half an hour to get to the party. I
took a deep breath, leaving the mirror and walking to a
dresser to get the small bottle of …
Band Slammed! – feat. Vanessa Hudgens and Alyson Michalka
Truth be told I wasn’t actually expecting to have a particularly exciting evening that night, as I attended the Hollywood premiere of “Bandslam” a film I had incidentally helped finance.
Fact was I had attended a handful of similar events in previous weeks and was almost always disappointed. In fact …
Monica Bellucci ‘s story
“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs
Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages
she had been left from people who had seen
“Irreversible” and wanted to know how she could agree
to appear in such a movie – “I’ll never have any
respect for you again!” …
Ariel Winter’s adult adventures
They call it When The World Went White. A flash in the sky that covered the planet eliminating the world’s electricity and leaving barbarism in it’s place. Warlords arose and carved out their own fiefdoms, territories, and kingdoms through bloody violence. His name is Dirk, traveling the lands of California …
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked
Madonna?
“Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.”
And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a
preposterous claim. I sometimes find it hard to believe
myself. I’ve lost count of the number of times …
Bridget Jones Meets Bridget Fonda
I couldn’t believe that I finally got a part in a major
motion picture. What amazed me even more was it stars
Bridget Fonda and Renee Zellwegger. I was walking down
Hollywood Boulavard to meet with both lovely actresses.
Bridget actually called me to tell me were she lives.
I …