X Files (xxx files)

“Mulder?” Scully walked into the office she and her partner shared. It appeared that Agent Mulder was out, even though an assistant had told her he was in their office. Oh, well, she told herself, and decided to come back after rinsing out the coffee pot. God only knew how long the…

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Rosanne, the xxx parody

Roseanne was sitting in the kitchen all by herself when D.J. walked in and sat down beside her at the table. He rested his head in his hands and looked her straight in the face. She looked back at him, wondering what he was up to. For a while, he said nothing,…

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A XXX parody of the TV show, “Who’s the Boss”

“Wow Tony, that was fabulous.” Angela Bower pushed her chair back from the dining room table and neatly stacked the dirty dishes and silverware at her place setting. “Let me help you pick up the table.” “Oh no, Angela, you have other things to do. Sam and I will have everything spic…

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Seinfeld XXX parody

Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please come in. I going to meet George and Elaine for lunch, want to come?” “Oh yeah, I’m there” Kramer answered,…

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Planet of the Apes – the XXX version

Leo and his gang were quietly deliberating on what to do. The humans insisted that they should cross the river to the other side and bypass the camp that way. The apes, being afraid of water, were hesitant of this idea. Eventually though, the apes conceded that there was no other way….

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The Secret and Dirty World of Alex Mack

Alex Mack lay in bed. Her sister Annie was sleeping next to her naked worn out after one of their many “midnight snacks” that they had been having so often these days. Alex was fantasizing about so many of the cute guys at her school. She often did this after her interlude’s…

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Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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