Amber Rose and Amy Schumer

After the MTV Movie Awards was over Amber Rose was having a good time laughing and having a good time. But she saw someone that she wanted to have a little talk with. And that someone was Amy Schumer. The two of them had had a pretty steamy kiss on air to the delight of some. “Amy? Could I talk to you for a minute alone?” Amber said with a smile. “Sure but it is a madhouse in here come on. I got a hotel nearby. I used it to get ready for tonight but I still have until tomorrow.” Amy said with a smile as the two of them made arraignments to meet each other a short time later. As Amber walked to the room she wasn’t sure what to expect once she opened the door. “Hey girl,” Amy said with a smile as she walked into the room using a spear key that she had given her. Amy…

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Noa Tishby sexdoll

For Jacob, Noa Tishby was the most beautiful woman on earth To say that he was an enthusiastic admirer of Noa Tishby would be the understatement of the year, he was obsessed with her. He was, of course, an honored member of her official fan club. He was a member of scores unofficial fan clubs. He spent hours every day, talking with other fans, comparing notes, exchanging her pictures; he spent even more time every day trying to catch every mention of her in any media on earth. He even lost his wife because of this obsession-since that obsession only grew worse with time, until his wife finally had said that she had enough of being a fifth wheel to his sexual fantasies about Noa Tishby. In that she was wrong- at that stage Jacob never had fantasies about Noa, at least not sexual ones- it would seem to him a blasphemy. After all, she was the most beautiful woman…

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Jill Hennessy’s facial

I had always done well in school. I mean I never made the Honor Roll, but I did get mostly B minuses. I wouldn’t say I’d had a favorite class. I liked Reading, Language, Mathematics, Science and Social Studies equally I guess. I would never have said any class was easy or hard. Nor would I have said any subject was boring. I was never falling asleep in class. But that all changed come High School. I just started and it’s a whole other ball game. Here’s something that never was an issue in Elementary school. As a Freshman everyone else is bigger. I’m serious! From K-8th Grade, everyone had seemed about the same size to me. Sure, in 8th Grade I was experiencing puberty, and I changed in some ways. But I’m still growing, there are Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors all towering over me! A lot of those guys are bullies too. I’ve been seeing a lot of Freshman…

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Christina Hendricks gets in some serious masturbation

Christina Hendricks came home one day from shooting Mad Men. “Geoffrey?” she called out, before thinking to herself, “Oh, right, he’s in Vancouver. Guess I have the house to myself.” She went to the upstairs hall closet, and got the big towel. The one for ‘special occasions’. She then went to the bedroom, and laid it out on the bed, taking up almost the entirety of it. Then, she walked up to the mirror across from the bed, next to the dresser. She took her shoes off, and stood there and looked at herself, in her blouse and jeans, and rubbed her hands lightly over her body. She started to slowly unbutton her blouse, then slid it off, revealing a simple black bra underneath, and then she undid her jeans and pulled them down revealing matching black panties. Christina again stood, looking at herself. She ran her hands slowly over her stomach, then slid her index fingers into her bra…

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Sex Kitten – Camren Bicondova

Frustration grew in the pit of my stomach and I angrily grit my teeth as I fought with the dark blue tie, struggling to get it right. Usually I didn’t wear one and in the rare instances the occasion dictated it, it was my wife who helped me out. No such luck today however, Evie was gone for the weekend with a few of her girlfriends, some spa event somewhere up the coast, and my business dinner called for very formal attire, so I was on my own, with time running out. RING!!! I sighed at the sound of the doorbell, checking the clock on the bedroom wall. The babysitter! Camren was here and it was time for me to go. I smirked for the hundredth time as I made my way down the stairs to the front door and thought of the fact that my two-year-old son was about to get a fucking celebrity babysitter, “Gotham” star, 17-year-old Camren…

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Sex-Adventure

Paris Hilton felt good as she walked in to club Shock a new L.A. nightclub. Her entourage surrounded her as she made her way to the bar area. She ordered her drink of choice and walked to the VIP area of the club. Once inside she was greeted by a few friends that frequently accompanied her to the club scene. Paris downed her first round and quickly ordered another. After an hour of constant drinking and dancing Paris decided to take a break, at which point she sat in her corner of the room and talked with friends. The conversation was light until Paris noticed her former friend Lindsay Lohan standing on the other side of the room. The two locked eyes and shot each other dirty looks. Paris was the first to turn away and continue her previous conversation. Lindsay on the other was less willing to let this situation end peacefully. “Hey Paris, nice to see you’ve recovered…

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A parody of the Harry Potter stories – Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies

Harry Potter opened the front door to number four, Privit Drive and stepped inside. For the first time that he could remember, Harry Potter actually felt happy in the home of his Aunt and Uncle. That was mainly because his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their son, Dudley weren’t at home. His aunt and uncle had gone out to have dinner with Uncle Vernon’s employer. Right about now, Harry thought, his uncle was busy seeing how far he could stick his nose up his bosses ass. His cousin, the insufferable Dudley, had been out all day. No doubt he was somewhere busily tormenting some child much smaller and younger than he. So Harry had taken advantage of the situation to slip out for some ice cream. He had to be careful about such things. If the Dursleys found out that he had any spending money, they would no doubt steal it from him. Harry fairly bounced up the stairs that…

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Band Slammed! – feat. Vanessa Hudgens and Alyson Michalka

Truth be told I wasn’t actually expecting to have a particularly exciting evening that night, as I attended the Hollywood premiere of “Bandslam” a film I had incidentally helped finance. Fact was I had attended a handful of similar events in previous weeks and was almost always disappointed. In fact I usually found such affairs overhyped and indulgent. Nevertheless, I decided to go with my gut and joined the cast and crew to the unofficial after party across town, and soon found myself standing by the end of the bar admiring one of the leading ladies from the film, actress Alyson Michalka. Frankly I knew very little about the Alyson, but now found myself intrigued. There, I couldn’t help but gawk at the leggy blonde and marvel at her revealing outfit which featured several revealing panels and two huge lace slits up the length of her legs, completely exposing her thighs and almost revealing her hips. Watching her, I had…

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Scarlett Johansson – Love Your Boobs

We fade in on Scarlett sitting on a chair, naked, in front of a full length mirror, rubbing and fondling her large breasts. “Hmm…” she sighs, picking up one tit, and letting it slide out of her hand, then doing the same with the other. “Mmm…” Scarlett tilts her head back and moans, as she begins roughly kneading them, and pinching her hard nipples between her fingers. Exhaling audibly, Scarlett leans her head down, while holding one tit up, and licks her nipple, then again does the same with the other. “Uhm…” Scarlett moans vocally, now digging her nails into her tit flesh. She then reaches down next to her, and picks up a bottle of lotion. After pumping out some on each hand, she carefully puts the bottle down again, and starts rubbing the lotion into her tits, moaning louder as she squeezes and fondles them. After a bit, she picks the bottle up again, and holds her tits…

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Wonder Woman Gets Gang Banged – Lynda Carter

“Alright, that’s a wrap!” yelled the director. Another long day of playing Wonder Woman had come to an end. I breathed a sigh of relief. It was 1976 and Wonder Woman was in its first season. I was young and brash back then, just a few months shy of 25. The show was cheesy as hell, but the pay was good and the attention was even better. I loved the looks I got from guys when I wore that small, form fitting Wonder Woman outfit. Sometimes I’d even sneak off set with it still on, walking down the street and basking in the looks and catcalls. As it turns out, this was to be one of those days. I was tired. I also wasn’t feeling great about the day’s performance. More than once the director had been critical. As he probably should have been. My mind had been elsewhere anyway. I’d just broken up with my boyfriend the night before….

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