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Boobs and Boners

“Morning slugger.” Linda said as she passed her son in the hallway. She looked like a 39 year old Katy Perry, but with a shapelier figure and enormous breasts. Linda had just come from the bathroom…a tiny white towel draped around her voluptuous body. Bobby’s eyes followed the sway of her meaty buttocks…barley covered as she pranced into her bedroom. Drawn like a magnet he moved to her doorway…just in time to see the towel fall to the floor. Spotting her son in the doorway Linda put her hands on her hips…her big bobbling pear-shaped breasts ballooning outward. She fed him a look that was stern but not angry. “Bobby!” She whispered in a cute little mommy-tone, glancing towards the master bath where her husband could be heard preparing for work. Giving her son a silent scold, yet with a hint of a smile Linda closed the bedroom door. Oh the poor baby…he must be crazy horny…sneaking up on me…

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My date with fantasy: Kitty and Will

Kitty grew up in a poor family. Somehow they always had gotten by. These days, Kitty couldn’t believe her luck as being able to land a job as a electrician on movie sets on and off location. She had always been a sort of tom boy but still very much interested in men. She worked her way up in the trades until one day, some hollywood highroller offered her a job in the movie industry. She couldn’t believe her luck. Working with the celebs. Often times, the tradesmen didn’t consort with the actors and actresses but there were a few occasions when luck would have it that she got to meet some of them. Among the people Kitty had met included Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Whoopi Goldberg along with the cast of Star Trek: Voyager (they were having trouble wiring up the “warp core.”). But she always was hoping for the day where she would get to meet the…

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My Hands are Tied – Alexandra Daddario

I worked at a surfboard rental shack in So-Cal for one summer, but only one summer. After what I did, there’s no way I could work there again. It was a normal summer, like any other summer I worked before. Every year from May through August I would jump around beachfront jobs during my time off from university. One day, things changed completely. The clientele was what you’d usually expect; teenie-boppers, actual surfers, first-time try-outs, big groups of friends and people fighting their midlife crises. I had one of these bigger groups come to the shack, but this group was different. Or I should say, they had someone with them who was different. I feigned ignorance as to who she was, but there was no chance in hell that I could miss or miss identify Alexandra Daddario. I couldn’t miss her with smokey eye shadow, flawless, tousled brunette locks, those big blue eyes, and oh my God that body in…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more. I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat’s ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on – although she did much more than me. For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three….

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Erotic night with Anna Kendrick

The theater was completely empty as I made my way in. I wasn’t too surprised, given that this low budget, indie, ultra violent Ryan Gosling movie had been out for a few weeks. It would probably be out of theaters next weekend ‘ and it would have been cheaper to stay home and find a copy online. I wouldn’t be wishing I did that in a few hours. And it had nothing to do with the movie. Not directly, anyway. Before the trailers finally ended, I did notice someone else coming in. But it was only one person and he or she was sitting about five rows in front of me. I paid it no mind as I watched the film in my solitude. Halfway through, I did hear something. It wasn’t the movie, since Gosling hadn’t spoken in about 25 minutes. As the latest silent montage played out, I heard something out of place. Something that sounded like’.moaning. It…

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Swimming with Kate Upton

The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up. “Oh, sorry!” she spoke, once she realized she was technically cutting in front of me. “It’s okay, I can wait.” However, once I saw her in her white t-shirt and shorts – both of which were fairly low cut – I knew it’d be a while before I actually did something. At least until I dropped the pen on the ground. But that resulted in Kate bending down in front of me – in that low cut t-shirt – so no harm done. Then again, that might change if I didn’t move anytime soon. I recovered enough to finish signing my form, then stepped aside before I knew any better. By the time…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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Big Titty Committee Affairs: Christina Hendricks Featuring Kelly Brook

Christina Hendricks is without question one of Hollywood’s most recognisable celebrities. It would be hard to argue the point thanks to her fiery red hair and blue eyes, man appeal, and obviously her outstanding 36F sized bosom. After getting her big break on the critically acclaimed drama ‘Mad Men’ multiple offers of film and TV parts soon followed. By a stroke of bad luck the voluptuous beauty had been stranded in London soon after that City had it’s lockdown and the US Government prohibited travel to and from the States. It is a little known fact that Christina’s father is from England and she had chosen to make a visit to the old country in late March. Driven nuts by hotel living for three months, Christina had gotten in touch with a casual acquaintance, that being Kelly Brook, who she had met when the British celebrity had filmed ‘Piranha 3D’ in America. Kelly welcomed the call, and on man initial…

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Christina Hendricks xxx fanfic

It took six months after meeting and being with Jenna Fischer to earn another temping job on “30 Rock.” As it turned out, it took two months longer than that for my experiences with Tina Fey to pay off for my next gig. But I didn’t blame Tina – especially considering what show asked for me. Instead of an award winning NBC cult comedy, an award winning cult drama wanted my services for a few weeks in mid-July 2009. I would take a trip back to the ‘60s and into the world of “Mad Men” – although technically they filmed in Los Angeles in the present day. But I would play a small part in making sure that it still looked and sounded like the ‘60s, as if Matthew Weiner and company weren’t exact enough. The temp agency didn’t tell me that I got a recommendation from celebrities this time. However, it did not escape me that Tina had gotten…

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Fantasy Threesome – Alison Brie, Jenna Fischer

It had been a week-and-a-half since my last eventful visit to New York. I had settled back home, taken a few promising phone calls, gotten further on a few projects and gotten a few visits from Alison. No sex was involved, even in light of how Alison had set me and Jenna Fischer up one last time in New York and how I promised that my sleeping around with other actresses was over. Nevertheless, I liked Alison just as much with our clothes on, so I had nothing to complain about. My thoughts tended to be a little dirtier at night, however. It was easier to think about a variety of things while in bed; although not all of them were good after bad days. That may be why I always sleep with the TV on to avoid the sometimes unsettling quiet. Still, the TV didn’t make a difference when I was thinking of sexier things. If I was hard,…

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