Rey’s Isolation – Star Wars xxx parody

The air sizzled from the electric jolt as Rey flinched and recoiled her hand. The exposed vaporizer circuit board was still charged despite its shorted fuse. She cursed under her breath as she wrapped her hand in a piece of loose cloth from her robes. “I can see why you wanted to…

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Ghost Whisperer xxx – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Melinda is curled up on her sofa late one night watching the fire crackle and sipping on a glass of red wine. She is waiting for her husband Jim to get home from his late shift as a paramedic and she wants him to come home soon cause she wants to go…

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X-men: Bast (sex parody)

The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes clicking sharply on the polished marble floor. The halls stretched out, lengthy corridors kept immaculately clean and orderly. Old portraits depicted stern elderly men looking down upon the viewer, and…

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Wonder Woman’s Forbidden Love

Deep within the center of the bermuda triangle is the legendary paradise island, home to an immortal race of women warriors known to all in myth and legend as… the Amazons. For over three-thousand years, it has been their home. Cloaked by magic this sacred island is protected by the Olympian gods,…

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West Wing – XXX Parody

Leo McGarry, White House Chief Of Staff, walked down the halls of the West Wing. Stopping in front of the Office of the Press Secretary, he took a long deep breath before stepping into the doorway. Inside he found Sam Seaborn, the Deputy Communications Director having a conversation with the owner of…

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Avengers enjoys sex

It was a quiet Friday night at Avengers mansion almost everyone was off doing their own thing. Bruce Banner was in his room reading quietly and Black Widow was in the training room exercising. The rooms AI suddenly set the exercise to maximum and Natasha started fighting for her life. She managed…

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Space Odyssey : Inside the invader’s Den

Previously: The Dragonfly rescue team have managed to eliminate one of the six breeders in Mao’s chamber but paid a heavy price sacrificing many ass holes. In this chapter Stuller leads the heroic attempts of his women to save the ship from oxygen deprivation! A few well calculated blasts halved the large…

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Harry Potter And The Ladies Of The Realm

The Golden, Enchanted Bells rang loud and clear throughout the City of London. All who heard it, Noble and commoner alike, knew what those Bells ringing meant. James Potter, The Magical King, Protector of the Magical United kingdom, High Scion of England, Scotland and Ireland, was dead. Lily Evans did not seem…

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Gilmore Girls: Malls, Inns and Hotels

He woke with a start. He realized immediately that it had been Lorelei’s yelling that had been the cause. He could hear her and his uncle Luke arguing downstairs in the diner. He was sure they liked each other. They argued constantly, usually about Lorelei’s coffee addiction. Sometimes about Rory’s coffee addiction….

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Girlfriends – Lynn Makes Monica An Offer

I was awoken by the sound of an alarm clock. No, not an alarm clock. Someone had turned up the ringer on my cell phone. Lynn. It had to be. I sat up in Lynn’s bed, naked and alone. Where was Lynn? I picked up my phone. It WAS Lynn texting me….

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