Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots

I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop. The door was open, so I figured nothing extremely…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I…

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Erotic night with Anna Kendrick

The theater was completely empty as I made my way in. I wasn’t too surprised, given that this low budget, indie, ultra violent Ryan Gosling movie had been out for a few weeks. It would probably be out of theaters next weekend ‘ and it would have been cheaper to stay home…

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Olivia Holt and Kelli Berglund

It was the middle of the night when I got up to answer the front door, forcing myself to stop the video game I was playing on the xbox. “Kelli Berglund?” I said somewhat surprised. “Do you know what time it is?” “Is that bitch home yet?” Kelli was no doubt referring…

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Swimming with Kate Upton

The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up. “Oh, sorry!” she spoke, once…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that…

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Rose Byrne – The Tourist

I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held here tonight….

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Kim Kardashian’s Comeback

I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby…

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Sex Kitten – Camren Bicondova

Frustration grew in the pit of my stomach and I angrily grit my teeth as I fought with the dark blue tie, struggling to get it right. Usually I didn’t wear one and in the rare instances the occasion dictated it, it was my wife who helped me out. No such luck…

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Actress Goes Anal – with AnnaSophia Robb

It was a nice, normal night out in Long Island – a nice night to walk down the streets with a friend. A friend who was filming a television show here several months out of the year. A friend who was starring in this TV show – even if it was on…

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