This is my first sequel – a follow-up to the earlier Brooke Satchwell
tale – I guess it must be that new short haircut…… Anyway, I’ve had
a lot of requests to include a few of the other ‘Neighbours’ regulars.
It’s not essential to read the prequel, though if you’re …
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Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots
I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop. The door was open, so I figured …
Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings
“I missed this,” I thought I heard.
With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me.
“Well, …
Erotic night with Anna Kendrick
The theater was completely empty as I made my way in. I wasn’t too surprised, given that this low budget, indie, ultra violent Ryan Gosling movie had been out for a few weeks. It would probably be out of theaters next weekend ‘ and it would have been cheaper to …
Olivia Holt and Kelli Berglund
It was the middle of the night when I got up to answer the front door, forcing myself to stop the video game I was playing on the xbox.
“Kelli Berglund?” I said somewhat surprised. “Do you know what time it is?”
“Is that bitch home yet?”
Kelli was no …
Swimming with Kate Upton
The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up.
“Oh, sorry!” she …
Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend
This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though.
Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was …
Rose Byrne – The Tourist
I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect.
First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held …
Kim Kardashian’s Comeback
I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest.
Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their …
Sex Kitten – Camren Bicondova
Frustration grew in the pit of my stomach and I angrily grit my teeth as I fought with the dark blue tie, struggling to get it right. Usually I didn’t wear one and in the rare instances the occasion dictated it, it was my wife who helped me out.
No …
Actress Goes Anal – with AnnaSophia Robb
It was a nice, normal night out in Long Island – a nice night to walk down the streets with a friend. A friend who was filming a television show here several months out of the year. A friend who was starring in this TV show – even if it …
Emma Stone’s Sex Tape
Once the red light on the camera went on, I went to stand in front of the bed. I was confident the camera had me – and the tied up white robe I was wearing – in full view. With that assuring me, I went on with my introduction.
“Hello. …
Yvonne Strahovski – Comic Con Virgin
I stumbled into the lobby of the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel in San Diego, but not out of being drunk. Not in the alcoholic sense. Whatever kind of drunk you can get from your first day at your first Comic Con, this was what I was on.
It took …
Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars
I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for.
I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as …