Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots

I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop. The door was open, so I figured nothing extremely private was going on. Then I walked in on my girlfriend pulling up her underwear, just in time to catch her naked pussy on my camera phone. Her pink top and her black sweatpants hanging below her ankles kept any more nudity from being shown, but I still got part of it without trying for one second. And my girlfriend is Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. Perhaps I buried the lead there. In that case, I should explain just to be safe that by the time you have read this, she got married. And not to me. She didn’t break up because I accidentally filmed part of…

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Pre-Oscar Night with Amy Adams

An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite café this afternoon. She said her name was Amy Adams, but it didn’t ring a distinctive bell. If I’d seen that red hair and those big blue eyes on a big screen, though, I probably would have recognized it, but I didn’t. She said she was nominated for a movie called ‘Junebug’ but that didn’t ring a bell either. She said that she was a big bundle of nerves the night before going to the Oscars for the first time. And she needed to unwind. Or at least give herself some hot memory to compose herself before millions of people. That part I did get. Especially when I drove her to an alley and she started kissing me. I had enough composure to get us into my backseat first, where ‘Amy’…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick

I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The best part was that my good friend, Katheryn Winnick, had made it her job to take care of me when she’s off set. The front door opens and I can hear the click-clack of my self-appointed nurse’s heels in the hallway. “Ben?” she asks lightly, probably trying to see if I’m awake or not. She doesn’t want to be too loud in case I am. “Hi, Katheryn,” I say with a dead voice. Katheryn comes into view and pouts, her hands on her shapely hips. She knows there’s nothing she can really do to boost my mood. I’m a very active guy. I leave on my feet, but…

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Rose Byrne – The Tourist

I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out here for. Then one of my Australian counterparts offers me a spare pass for a movie premiere held here tonight. What’s more, it’s for a movie I already saw in the States a month ago – but I didn’t need to tell him that. So of course, my luck has to end with me walking on the road at just the wrong time. The right time for me to get knocked on my ass by a limo. It couldn’t have been going that fast, which is how I survived – and how only my hip and right side really hurts. If my head wasn’t in the clouds, I would have avoided this easily. But here we are. And here I was trying to roll myself off the road….

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Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars

I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for. I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as a fellow artist who could lend support as I tried to make my way in the business. I didn’t know who else he knew in any other business. He didn’t even mention he had a fiancée right away. Perhaps I should have suspected that a bit more. At the time, I just took him at face value when he said he’d been together with a woman for over a decade, had a little daughter together, and were just now preparing to get married. He also said she was an actress, but he didn’t say who it was. I could have easily Googled Darren’s name the first day we met to…

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Jerked off in a Restaurant by Madonna

I dated Madonna. You know, Madonna the sex/porn rock singer Madonna. She had me trailing around after her for several weeks, before she dumped me for this really huge Chinese guy. This story is about one incident at a sidewalk cafe on Sunset Blvd. Right inside West Hollywood. We were waiting for some friends of hers, and they were late so we took a table nearest the street so we could watch for them. We were seated at the back of the area and this allowed her to open her blouse and let anyone who walked by see her bright pink nipples with the gold piercing rings. Madonna loved to flash waiters, especially the gay ones. She felt it was a real challenge to get their cocks hard. She also liked to expose my cock to watch their reaction. When we got our vegetable plate, we found that the dip wasn’t very good. I usually don’t like to eat vegetables…

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