Beauty and the Beast

The Prince was a vain egomaniac with an obsession with his looks. He had fucked most of the women in his kingdom and still found no one worthy of being his princess. That didn’t stop him from continuing to fuck, under the premise of finding the right girl. One day, a beautiful enchantress came to the Castle, wearing nothing but her long blonde hair strategically placed over her round breasts. She asked the Prince if he would have dinner with her. The Prince agreed but before the two reached the dining room, the prince grabbed her by her hair and viciously raped her in the hall, pounding his long, royal cock into her tight cunt, causing her great pain. Just as he was about to climax into her, she disappeared from beneath him. Instead she floated above him, cursing his wickedness and sentencing him to becoming a hideous beast, saying that since he was not willing to get to know…

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A parody of the Harry Potter stories – Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies

Harry Potter opened the front door to number four, Privit Drive and stepped inside. For the first time that he could remember, Harry Potter actually felt happy in the home of his Aunt and Uncle. That was mainly because his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their son, Dudley weren’t at home. His aunt and uncle had gone out to have dinner with Uncle Vernon’s employer. Right about now, Harry thought, his uncle was busy seeing how far he could stick his nose up his bosses ass. His cousin, the insufferable Dudley, had been out all day. No doubt he was somewhere busily tormenting some child much smaller and younger than he. So Harry had taken advantage of the situation to slip out for some ice cream. He had to be careful about such things. If the Dursleys found out that he had any spending money, they would no doubt steal it from him. Harry fairly bounced up the stairs that…

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Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage

Jefferson Darcy could not believe it. He was at the nudie bar while Marcy was at work, like usual. When a new dancer came out on stage. The new stripper was his gorgeous, blonde, teenage neighbor, Kelly Bundy. Jefferson had seen Kelly in various states of un-dress since he had moved in with Marcy, but never like this. The music blared from the sound system as she stepped out onto the tiny stage in the middle of the bar. This was not the usual bar that he would frequent with his best friend and Kelly’s father, Al Bundy. That was a pretty tame place compared to this. Over at that bar the girls wore pasties over their nipples and bikini bottoms, down below. The nudie bar he was at now was a lot wilder. He had first heard about this place when he was working for the government. Now Jefferson came here on the rare occasion he had some of…

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Another sex story with Alexandra Daddario

This is purely fantasy, and should be treated as such. “Anything you would like to tell me?” As her boyfriend handed her the phone, she wondered what he was talking about. Looking at the phone’s screen and finding it in a search page, she only needed to look at the first result to see what it was. Zac Efron & Alexandra Daddario Stir Up Romance Rumors On Sunset Boat Ride Her eyes widened a bit comically, and she felt the urge to laugh; her and Zac? Seriously? Looking at her boyfriend she found him looking back at her with a frown, yet his eyes betrayed his attempt at a serious look; they were full of mirth, almost laughing, showing he was just joking around as well. And with that, Alexandra couldn’t help laughing a bit. “I’m serious Alex, are you going behind my back?” He asked with a mock serious voice, his frown turning almost pouty. Alex snickered at her…

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Alyssa Milano is cast in the sequel to basic instinct, in the Sharon Stone part.

Alyssa Milano had been contracted to star in the long awaited sequel to “Basic Instinct.” The new film was called, “Basic Obsessions”. Of Course Sharon Stone, while still a gorgeous women was considered too old to take the role of the seductress/murderess. The Director almost hired Michael Douglas again, however. Now that he was approaching 60, this wasn’t the audience they were targeting. Besides, the Director thought it would be too creepy; a beautiful woman, in her early 20’s, having sex with a man old enough to be her grandfather. Hollywood never ignored the latest trends in society. Lesbian themes had been very popular in the movies for a number of years. But audiences needed to be constantly stimulated. Time was, when on screen nudity was enough to cause uproar. Then frontal nudity became the standard. “Basic Obsession’ drew a new line. The Director had brought in Alyssa Milano in to take the Sharon Stone part. An unknown actress would…

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Mandy Moore has a wild night out

Mandy Moore knew this day would come. She only had a hazy recollection of an evening out drinking alone. She had been depressed after breaking up with Andy. She was also pissed a bit about her squeaky clean image. “Fuck it!” she said out loud and ended up in a Hollywood bar. She remembered having a few drinks and having a lot of them bought for her by an extremely handsome man. She remembered she would love to fuck him but everything went black after that. She woke up at her friends house Cate. Cate told her later that she had called her from a pay phone on Sunset Boulevard at five am and told her she need a ride. Cate said when she picked her up she looked like hell and was a blithering drunk. Cate took her home and shoved her in the shower. She then passed out in bed. This had been six month ago and Mandy…

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He was sure that Emma Watson would love him if she’d only give him a chance

Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best way to elicit the information he needed. Perhaps, he thought, the best way to start was the most obvious. He pulled the keyboard towards him and clicked on the Google icon. Immediately, the opening screen appeared and he entered “Emma Watson” into the search box. The result was instant. A new screen appeared labelled “Results 1 10 of about12,900,000 for Emma Watson.” Swiftly, Alan added “Contact Information” to the search enquiry and 19 new results appeared. Clicking on the first one, he discovered the address of her American Agent but also a Production Office address in Hertfordshire. The site also warned that any e-mail addresses he might see listed were like to be phony or long since abandoned. Checking all the other websites yielded no better information so…

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Emma Watson’s xxx story (adult fantasy)

Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best way to elicit the information he needed. Perhaps, he thought, the best way to start was the most obvious. He pulled the keyboard towards him and clicked on the Google icon. Immediately, the opening screen appeared and he entered “Emma Watson” into the search box. The result was instant. A new screen appeared labelled “Results 1 � 10 of about12,900,000 for Emma Watson.” Swiftly, Alan added “Contact Information” to the search enquiry and 19 new results appeared. Clicking on the first one, he discovered the address of her American Agent but also a Production Office address in Hertfordshire. The site also warned that any e-mail addresses he might see listed were like to be phony or long since abandoned. Checking all the other websites yielded no better information…

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What happens when a singer like Ashlee Simpson goes to fastfood resturant?

It’s a cool summer night in Toronto, Canada. The sky is clear and filled with stars shining like diamonds. The moon is full, casting a calm glowing light over the land. Ashlee Simpson has just spent all night partying and hopping from club to club. On her way back to her hotel, Ashlee spots a 24 hour McDonald’s… Ashlee pulls her black Lexus into the McDonald’s parking lot. The restaurant is dead, considering it’s 1:30 am, with the exception of three young men eating inside. Ashlee parks her vehicle and makes her way inside of the McDonalds. Upon the door opening, the three men eating inside all turn to see who is coming in. As the guys eyes grow in diameter to the size of half-dollar coins, Ashlee struts her shit right pass them. Moving her hips side to side with each step, the guys stare a hole through her. “Holy shit! That’s fucking Ashlee Simpson!” says Aaron. “No way,…

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A Rock singer is crazy about Adalind Schade from Grimm

For maybe as long as a year now, I’ve harbored the desire to write an Adalind Schade or Claire Coffee [the actress who plays Adalind on the hit NBC series Grimm] story. The thought has percolated [heehee, pun intended] in the back of my brain but I kept putting it off, mostly because I had no specific story ideas for my blonde bombshell. For some time now, I’ve been something with a favorite song of mine in connection with Adalind, and about four, five days ago and idea occurred that also allowed me to re-introduce a character from another RU story that received no attention when I posted it. It was called “Reach For My Fly…”: http://ravishu.com/forums/index.php?topic=31226.0 A twenty-four year old guy had his own Rock cover band and shares one of his sexual experiences. And being that Winger is one of the Rock bands his band covers, I thought it was fitting since the song I mentioned earlier is…

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