Nicole Kidman’s Encounter

Nicole Kidman is featured on a show about ghostly encounters with famous people and shares her horrifying experience. [Commercial break ends] [Announcer:] We now return to our show. [Fade in. A spooky graveyard is shown, accompanied by equally chilling music.] [Voice-over:] Welcome back to Otherworldly Encounters Of The Rich And Famous. I’m your host, Lon Chaney, IV. If you’re just tuning in, Gary Coleman and Jim Nabors shared their encounters with the unknown in pre-recorded interviews. But Gary Coleman and Jim Nabors are not only famous figures to have brushes with the dark side… Live from our studio today, we have well-known and critically-acclaimed actress Nicole Kidman. Once, even she endured a harrowing experience with a being – or beings… from the other side. In an Otherworldly Encounters Exclusive, Ms. Kidman is going to relate her encounter with us. [Fade in to actress Nicole Kidman sitting in a simple room, dimly lit. Nicole’s long, wavy red hair trails around her…

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The Rape Of Christina Applegate

This is of course a fantasy. No one in real life would want to do something like this to Christina who is a wonderful sensitive person. But fantasies aren’t necessarily logical. Rick had been a huge fan of Married with Children, specifically Christina Applegate. He thought she was the sexiest person to ever appear on television. He couldn’t understand why she never won an Emmy. Maybe it was because she wasn’t acting playing Kelly Bundy, she was just playing herself. Rick watched her new show Jesse, he couldn’t believe just how bad it was. It turned out to be a top ten show though. He thought they could put a test pattern on and it would score higher ratings in that time slot though. Rick worshipped from afar then after watching another rerun of M W C, he decided to act, he would meet that sexpot. He headed for a taping of Jesse. He sat through the taping, man he…

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Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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He was sure that Emma Watson would love him if she’d only give him a chance

Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best way to elicit the information he needed. Perhaps, he thought, the best way to start was the most obvious. He pulled the keyboard towards him and clicked on the Google icon. Immediately, the opening screen appeared and he entered “Emma Watson” into the search box. The result was instant. A new screen appeared labelled “Results 1 10 of about12,900,000 for Emma Watson.” Swiftly, Alan added “Contact Information” to the search enquiry and 19 new results appeared. Clicking on the first one, he discovered the address of her American Agent but also a Production Office address in Hertfordshire. The site also warned that any e-mail addresses he might see listed were like to be phony or long since abandoned. Checking all the other websites yielded no better information so…

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Kathy Lee: Sweatshop bbc Revenge

Wearing a knee length pink business suit, white blouse and matching jacket, Kathy Lee Gifford strode into Nieman Marcus for a little early afternoon shopping. This was by far her favorite time of the day and shopping was by far her favorite way of relaxing. Even though she knew she was now the big bread winner in the family, she still took great joy in pulling out the credit cards with Frank’s name and running up ungodly sums on them, especially after his extra-martial activities of the past few years. Escaping the early fall New York chill, Kathy Lee hustled inside the department store confidently on her 3 inch pink high heels. As she walked in, she shared friendly smiles with many of the clerks who were use to her routines and had made a lot of money off commissions from selling clothes to her. The day had gone quite well for Kathy Lee, a successful show, a light lunch…

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Emma Watson’s xxx story (adult fantasy)

Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best way to elicit the information he needed. Perhaps, he thought, the best way to start was the most obvious. He pulled the keyboard towards him and clicked on the Google icon. Immediately, the opening screen appeared and he entered “Emma Watson” into the search box. The result was instant. A new screen appeared labelled “Results 1 � 10 of about12,900,000 for Emma Watson.” Swiftly, Alan added “Contact Information” to the search enquiry and 19 new results appeared. Clicking on the first one, he discovered the address of her American Agent but also a Production Office address in Hertfordshire. The site also warned that any e-mail addresses he might see listed were like to be phony or long since abandoned. Checking all the other websites yielded no better information…

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long Mercedes limo pulled in and parked. A gigantic black man in a dark suit stepped out from behind the steering wheel and opened the back door. She stepped out, flawless, breathtakingly beautiful, wearing a short, golden, shimmering, silk dress. It was Paris Hilton; heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, millionaire many times over, pseudo-celebrity, slut and whore. Taylor clicked the safety off on her silenced nine millimeter and prepared to make her move but the bodyguards sudden action froze her in place. The bodyguard grabbed Paris by her long blonde…

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Melissa Joan Hart is taken against her will by a mysterious female she’s never seen before

Melissa decided to take a vacation from filming her show. So she took a month off to travel around the country and so she left LA and headed to the Rockies to camp and hike for a time. When she got their early in the morning in her car and then got out, and saw that no one was around to see her so in her white t-shirt and black spandex shorts and white canvas shoes and hair in a pony tail she started up a trail. After walking for about 30 min. she was getting hot and felt like someone was watching her so she stopped and sat down and drank some water and looked around. She saw no one and then started walking again, About 30 min. in a thick section of trees near some caves she was hit hard from behind on the head and blacked out. When Melissa came too she felt her arm stretched away…

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Alicia Silverstone is abducted in my mind

Alicia Silverstone walked confidently through the studio parking lot, her long blonde hair bright in the Southern California sun. She was wearing a snug white cotton blouse, a short black skirt, and sneakers with white ankle socks. She had a purse slung over her shoulders, sunglasses over her eyes, and an air of busy distraction. In fact, she was distracted; she’d just come from a meeting with one of the studio’s producers, and this was on her mind as she walked. It had been a good meeting, but only in the sense that it wasn’t a disaster; she hadn’t gotten them to take the deal for her newest project, but at least they hadn’t turned it down. She was trying to think of some way to get them to come across with the money, some hook she could throw them, or a bone, and she was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she didn’t see the man approaching her from…

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A young man decides that he is going to take advantage of Chloe Moretz

Ever since I saw Chloe in her role as Hit Girl in the movie KickAss, I knew I had to have her. She just turned 15 this year and I’ve been watching her every move that she has made since I tracked down her home address. It just so happens that this weekend her parents and brothers are going to be out of town and this would be a rare time she would be home alone. I learned this by listening in on conversations in her home using my spy equipment. Saturday was a rainy night and perfect timing to pull off my plot to take her in her parent’s mansion. I had been planning this for months waiting for the perfect opportunity. I put an old pizza delivery sign that I found in a garbage dump on my car and dressed up as a pizza delivery boy. I found the outfit in a Salvation Army store donated by someone…

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