Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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Jill Hennessy’s facial

I had always done well in school. I mean I never made the Honor Roll, but I did get mostly B minuses. I wouldn’t say I’d had a favorite class. I liked Reading, Language, Mathematics, Science and Social Studies equally I guess. I would never have said any class was easy or hard. Nor would I have said any subject was boring. I was never falling asleep in class. But that all changed come High School. I just started and it’s a whole other ball game. Here’s something that never was an issue in Elementary school. As a Freshman everyone else is bigger. I’m serious! From K-8th Grade, everyone had seemed about the same size to me. Sure, in 8th Grade I was experiencing puberty, and I changed in some ways. But I’m still growing, there are Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors all towering over me! A lot of those guys are bullies too. I’ve been seeing a lot of Freshman…

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Sex Kitten – Camren Bicondova

Frustration grew in the pit of my stomach and I angrily grit my teeth as I fought with the dark blue tie, struggling to get it right. Usually I didn’t wear one and in the rare instances the occasion dictated it, it was my wife who helped me out. No such luck today however, Evie was gone for the weekend with a few of her girlfriends, some spa event somewhere up the coast, and my business dinner called for very formal attire, so I was on my own, with time running out. RING!!! I sighed at the sound of the doorbell, checking the clock on the bedroom wall. The babysitter! Camren was here and it was time for me to go. I smirked for the hundredth time as I made my way down the stairs to the front door and thought of the fact that my two-year-old son was about to get a fucking celebrity babysitter, “Gotham” star, 17-year-old Camren…

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Emma Stone’s Sex Tape

Once the red light on the camera went on, I went to stand in front of the bed. I was confident the camera had me – and the tied up white robe I was wearing – in full view. With that assuring me, I went on with my introduction. “Hello. If this is only being watched by future me in the future, you know who I am,” I said. “If the worst has happened and other people are watching this….I don’t know if you know me. But you probably know my….co-star, and that’s why you tracked this tape down. But if you’re not that good, I’m more comfortable bringing her out here.” I reached my hand out and gave a signal, without looking over. Given how much I stared when I first saw….this person tonight, I didn’t want to come off as a slack jawed idiot at the very start of this tape. But it probably couldn’t have been avoided…

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College Party With Madison Pettis

When I walked into the party, I knew it was gonna be wild. The music was blaring, a strobe light was set up, and it was clear that everyone had been drinking already. As I wandered through the party, I grabbed a beer and watched as people made fools of themselves. The party was mostly guys, with a few girls sprinkled in, at least that I could find. Pretty much any girl that wasn’t already with a guy was being hit on by groups of drunk guys. I watched as a beautiful girl stood surrounded by a group of guys. She wore tight black jeans and a neasrly see-thru top showing off her impressive tits. The girl said something to them, but I was way too far away to hear it. I decided to see what was going on. As I got closer, I realized the girl was Madison Pettis, the Disney star. As I came up behind the group…

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Yvonne Strahovski – Comic Con Virgin

I stumbled into the lobby of the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel in San Diego, but not out of being drunk. Not in the alcoholic sense. Whatever kind of drunk you can get from your first day at your first Comic Con, this was what I was on. It took me long enough to take in the regular spectacle, before I actually got to attend my first panel. In fact, it was the last one for “Dexter” to honor its ongoing final season. As if that wasn’t enough when it was over, I got my way through a crowd of autograph seekers and got a signature from “Dexter” femme fatale Yvonne Strahovski. I spent the first minute in my lobby chair studying that signature, then the next few going over all my other new memorabilia. I went back to the autograph as I heard someone walking nearby, then heard someone plop into the chair next to me. I turned my…

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Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars

I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for. I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as a fellow artist who could lend support as I tried to make my way in the business. I didn’t know who else he knew in any other business. He didn’t even mention he had a fiancée right away. Perhaps I should have suspected that a bit more. At the time, I just took him at face value when he said he’d been together with a woman for over a decade, had a little daughter together, and were just now preparing to get married. He also said she was an actress, but he didn’t say who it was. I could have easily Googled Darren’s name the first day we met to…

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