The Big Bust Theory

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University I worked out. I had a chance to chat with the previous tenant over coffee. He told me the elevator had been broken forever, the building had very good security and the neighbors were nice. Especially Penny across the hall. He told me Penny was a sweet girl who worked as a waitress and was a struggling actress. Sweet, beautiful, and a little ditzy he said. I was looking forward to meeting Penny. It was a new experience living on my own. My friends thought it was cool that I had my own pad now, the first out of all of us. They thought I was cool in…

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Sabrina Spellman fantasies

Sabrina Spellman stood on the porch outside her student house. She had just come back from her first date with Josh and he was now walking her to her door. Her hair had returned to her natural dark red, and she was wearing a white shirt that left her mid-rift bare, and her maroon mini-skirt with black stockings and black high heels. It was a warm night, so she had no coat. “I had a great time tonight, Josh,” Sabrina said as she wrapped her arms around the back of his neck. “Me too,” he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close. Sabrina stood on her toes and reached up to kiss him goodnight. They held the kiss for a minute, and Sabrina almost melted as she felt a bulge grow in his pants that was pressing again her moist pussy. What she wanted most now was for him to unzip his pants and pull out cock,…

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Al Bundy : Afternoon Delight – xxx parody

Al Bundy has just finished working the Sunday afternoon shift at the shoe store, smelling fat women’s sweaty feet all day. Driving his Dodge down the freeway, Al listens to the Cubs game on his AM radio… hoping he can catch the last couple of innings on TV when he gets home. Al hurries into his humble house and goes straight to the kitchen, where he grabs a six pack of beer out of the fridge, not noticing the commotion in front of his beloved RCA 25″ TV. Al plops down on the couch and points the remote at the TV but instead of the game, he finds their next-door neighbor, Marcy, eating and fisting Peggy’s hairless pussy on the coffee table. “Aww Peg, did you two have to do that in front of the TV? It’s the playoffs,” complains Al. “Isn’t watching us better than watching TV, Al?” Peggy quips. “Only if you two could do play by play…

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Seinfeld XXX parody

Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please come in. I going to meet George and Elaine for lunch, want to come?” “Oh yeah, I’m there” Kramer answered, “when you going?” “Right now, are you coming or what?” “Oh, I’m there, giddyup!” Meanwhile, Elaine was already there, waiting at their regular booth. “Where are those idiots”, she thought to herself. “They both need to buy a watch, not that either one of them could tell time.” Jerry and Kramer were walking to Monk’s when George came running towards them. “Wait guys, wait,” George yelled out of breath. “We can’t go to Monk’s, we gotta go some place else!” “Why,” Jerry asked. “Susan found out I was meeting you guys for lunch at Monk’s and said she might meet us their. I can’t have Susan join us…

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Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage

Jefferson Darcy could not believe it. He was at the nudie bar while Marcy was at work, like usual. When a new dancer came out on stage. The new stripper was his gorgeous, blonde, teenage neighbor, Kelly Bundy. Jefferson had seen Kelly in various states of un-dress since he had moved in with Marcy, but never like this. The music blared from the sound system as she stepped out onto the tiny stage in the middle of the bar. This was not the usual bar that he would frequent with his best friend and Kelly’s father, Al Bundy. That was a pretty tame place compared to this. Over at that bar the girls wore pasties over their nipples and bikini bottoms, down below. The nudie bar he was at now was a lot wilder. He had first heard about this place when he was working for the government. Now Jefferson came here on the rare occasion he had some of…

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