The Prince was a vain egomaniac with an obsession with his looks. He had fucked most of the women in his kingdom and still found no one worthy of being his princess….
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Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots
I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking…
Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings
“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard…
Pre-Oscar Night with Amy Adams
An Academy Award nominated actress was fucking me in the back seat of my car. On the day before the Oscars. Or so she told me at my favorite café this afternoon….
Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend
This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my…
Rose Byrne – The Tourist
I should have known it would end this way. Things here in Sydney, Australia were just too perfect. First I go out and close the major deal my company sent me out…
Kim Kardashian’s Comeback
I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet…
Actress Goes Anal – with AnnaSophia Robb
It was a nice, normal night out in Long Island – a nice night to walk down the streets with a friend. A friend who was filming a television show here several…
Emma Stone’s Sex Tape
Once the red light on the camera went on, I went to stand in front of the bed. I was confident the camera had me – and the tied up white robe…
Yvonne Strahovski – Comic Con Virgin
I stumbled into the lobby of the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel in San Diego, but not out of being drunk. Not in the alcoholic sense. Whatever kind of drunk you can…