F.R.I.E.N.D.S. – Let’s Be Friends

It was a fairly warm March evening in New York City, Rachel sat alone on her couch watching TV, her friends Monica and Phoebe were out on dates. Despite the fact that she was much sexier than her friends she hadn’t had much desire to date lately, not since she had broken up with Ross, who was Monica’s brother. Joey sat alone in his apartment at the same time. His roommate Chandler and his best friend Ross were at a Knicks game, they only had 2 tickets and Joey got the shortest straw, so he got to spend the night by himself. He tried watching the game on TV. but it wasn’t the same, he turned it off about five minutes in and decided to make himself a microwave burrito. OUCH!! He screamed as he tried to remove the burrito from the microwave. He had cooked it to long and burned his hand. He quickly ran to the freezer to…

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The Big Bang Theory Sex Parody

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University I worked out. I had a chance to chat with the previous tenant over coffee. He told me the elevator had been broken forever, the building had very good security and the neighbors were nice. Especially Penny across the hall. He told me Penny was a sweet girl who worked as a waitress and was a struggling actress. Sweet, beautiful, and a little ditzy he said. I was looking forward to meeting Penny. It was a new experience living on my own. My friends thought it was cool that I had my own pad now, the first out of all of us. They thought I was cool in…

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