Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I…

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Swimming with Kate Upton

The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up. “Oh, sorry!” she spoke, once…

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Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin

Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin…

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The Big Bust Theory

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that…

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The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick

I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The…

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Rhian Shugden’s meltdown

As I sat in front of my new air conditioning unit I breathed a sigh of relief as the welcome cool draft helped beat off the stifling heat. Yet again England had been subjected to a so called plume of desert heat from Egypt and London had seem the highest ever temperatures…

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The Big Bang Theory Sex Parody

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University…

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