Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots

I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop. The door was open, so I figured nothing extremely private was going on. Then I walked in on my girlfriend pulling up her underwear, just in time to catch her naked pussy on my camera phone. Her pink top and her black sweatpants hanging below her ankles kept any more nudity from being shown, but I still got part of it without trying for one second. And my girlfriend is Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. Perhaps I buried the lead there. In that case, I should explain just to be safe that by the time you have read this, she got married. And not to me. She didn’t break up because I accidentally filmed part of…

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Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings

“I missed this,” I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. “Well, doy,” I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more. I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat’s ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on – although she did much more than me. For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three….

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Swimming with Kate Upton

The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to the clerk if she didn’t show up. “Oh, sorry!” she spoke, once she realized she was technically cutting in front of me. “It’s okay, I can wait.” However, once I saw her in her white t-shirt and shorts – both of which were fairly low cut – I knew it’d be a while before I actually did something. At least until I dropped the pen on the ground. But that resulted in Kate bending down in front of me – in that low cut t-shirt – so no harm done. Then again, that might change if I didn’t move anytime soon. I recovered enough to finish signing my form, then stepped aside before I knew any better. By the time…

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Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin

Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be part of their L.A lifestyle. The first time I met Kira Kosarin she was just 20-years-old, and vacationing on the island with her family and friends. As it turned out the young actress wanted to learn to surf, and I was more than ready to take the $60 (an hour) fee. Sadly, Kira was no means a natural, and so uncoordinated on the water is was amusing. Not that it really mattered of course, since she was paying by the hour and was intend of spending the entire day with me. Over the next few hours our lessons merely consisted of nothing more than some hold-and-push. You know, where she’d lay on the board and I’d give her a nudge…

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The Big Bust Theory

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University I worked out. I had a chance to chat with the previous tenant over coffee. He told me the elevator had been broken forever, the building had very good security and the neighbors were nice. Especially Penny across the hall. He told me Penny was a sweet girl who worked as a waitress and was a struggling actress. Sweet, beautiful, and a little ditzy he said. I was looking forward to meeting Penny. It was a new experience living on my own. My friends thought it was cool that I had my own pad now, the first out of all of us. They thought I was cool in…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick

I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places. What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, besides time off from being a fight choreographer for History’s “Vikings?” The best part was that my good friend, Katheryn Winnick, had made it her job to take care of me when she’s off set. The front door opens and I can hear the click-clack of my self-appointed nurse’s heels in the hallway. “Ben?” she asks lightly, probably trying to see if I’m awake or not. She doesn’t want to be too loud in case I am. “Hi, Katheryn,” I say with a dead voice. Katheryn comes into view and pouts, her hands on her shapely hips. She knows there’s nothing she can really do to boost my mood. I’m a very active guy. I leave on my feet, but…

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Rhian Shugden’s meltdown

As I sat in front of my new air conditioning unit I breathed a sigh of relief as the welcome cool draft helped beat off the stifling heat. Yet again England had been subjected to a so called plume of desert heat from Egypt and London had seem the highest ever temperatures in modern history. Being a young and virile type of guy of twenty six I had missed having sex during the uncomfortable and oppressive air as it only took the merest of physical exertion to turn me into a puddle of sweat. Now, as I laid on top of my cooling bed, under the fan, I began to work up an erection so that I could have a welcome one off the wrist. I closed my eyes and recalled that similar Summer in London of 2017. That Summer had been memorable in several ways. I had sold off my Father’s inherited tool company for a tidy sum. I…

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The Big Bang Theory Sex Parody

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University I worked out. I had a chance to chat with the previous tenant over coffee. He told me the elevator had been broken forever, the building had very good security and the neighbors were nice. Especially Penny across the hall. He told me Penny was a sweet girl who worked as a waitress and was a struggling actress. Sweet, beautiful, and a little ditzy he said. I was looking forward to meeting Penny. It was a new experience living on my own. My friends thought it was cool that I had my own pad now, the first out of all of us. They thought I was cool in…

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