A Wardrobe Change

Moze got up off the bed and headed towards the bathroom. Ned watched her walk, enjoying the view of her ass swaying as she did. She closed the door behind her telling Ned the shower would be ready in a minute. Jennifer needed to pee, and though her and Ned just had sex together, she couldn’t bring herself to let him watch her doing THAT. Ned was excited yet nervous at the prospect of taking a shower with Jennifer. Like any young man his age, he was self-consious about his body. He’d seen the other guys at school in gym class and he didn’t think any of them were better built than him. As a matter of fact, they never made fun of him in there, so he must be normal. He wasn’t worried what they thought. His only concern now was how Jennifer liked what she saw. Ned heard the water in the shower start to run, and, like…

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Bailee Madison – Stirring the Night Before Christmas

It was Christmas Eve and things were incredibly busy in the Riley household in Fort Lauderdale. All six siblings, their significant others, and their children were at their parent’s house to celebrate the holiday. This included 20-year old Bailee Madison who was the youngest of the Riley siblings. Faith had played a part in the Riley household so having everyone together under one roof to celebrate Christmas was very important to the family. Bailee loved spending time with her brothers and sisters and her nieces and nephews, however, after the past few days she was suddenly finding herself growing frustrated. With her boyfriend Blake Richardson busy with performances with his band she had not had sex in weeks. Plus since she could not find much alone time in the crowded house she hadn’t been able to take care of herself either. The last two nights she’d tried to get herself off, but her fingers were just were not enough to…

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Malcolm In the Middle xxx parody

Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to a Memorial Day camping trip with his Dad and his brothers, Francis, Reese, and Dewey. After getting an F in Math, Malcolm’s Mom, tells him that he’s grounded and can’t go on the trip. A Memorial Day Weekend to remember is the result. Fifteen-year-old Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to the Memorial Day Camping trip that his father was going to take the boys on. His dad Hal thought it would be nice to way to bond with his boys and he really wanted to get way for a long weekend. Hal’s wife Lois decided to stay home and do some shopping. But as luck would have it, on the day before the trip Malcolm got a notice from school that he’d received an F in Math for the marking period. His mom hit the roof, “Malcolm you’re grounded, you can’t go on the trip, and you better shape up your grades…

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Chloe Moretz’s brush with the supernatural leaves her… different

Chloe Moretz was filming a new superhero movie; she probably got the part because she was Hit Girl, but she didn’t care because she wanted it that badly. On the set, she had made fast friends with one of the other actresses in the movie, Danielle Harris, who became like an older sister to her. One day, between takes they were talking. “You know, it’s weird,” Chloe said, “I only just found out you’re, like, old enough to be my mom.” “Uh huh…” was Danielle’s response. “I mean, uh,” Chloe looked embarrassed, “what I mean by that is you don’t look old enough to be my mom, or um, really, anybody’s mom.” Danielle laughed. “Thanks.” Later on, the two walked to their hotel rooms, which were right next to each other. They talked on the way about comic books. “Yeah, I think Green Lantern would work better as an ensemble action movie.” “I guess. Well, this is me,” Chloe joked,…

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Miley Cyrus decides to bear it all on the “That Metal Show” to the audience’s rapt approval

Eddie sat in his dressing room [more like a broom closet] shaking his head. “How did we get talked into this?!?” He thought to himself. “This is THAT METAL SHOW for goodness’ sake! METAL.” Eddie sighed and shook his head again… The consummate professional, Eddie put on “nothing- out-of-the-ordinary” face and said “Please welcome for the first time on THAT METAL SHOW, Miley Cyrus!” Eddie, Jim and Don rose as Miley emerged from behind the curtain excitedly. Miley waved happily at the audience as she passed through it, the audience deathly silent, wondering what the fuck a fuckin’ Country singer was doing on TMS. Eddie kept his professional demeanor but on the inside was losing it. “I don’t believe this! This show is over, we’ve reached the lowest of the low here.” Miley turned before reaching the guys and waved excitedly to the audience. “WOO-HOO!!!” She exclaimed. Turning back to the guys, she giddily shook Jim’s, Don’s and finally Eddie’s…

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Miley and the Bachelor Party

Pop star Miley Cyrus returned to her hotel completely exhausted. It was currently 3:00 am and she was waving off the hotel’s staff’s attempts to help her as she exited her limo. Her video shoot had run way longer than expected and now she just wanted to collapse in her bed and sleep. In fact she was so tired she hadn’t even changed out of the outfit she wore in the video. She had just walked straight to the limo after the director had yell “cut”. The outfit Miley wore was a bit provocative but she wasn’t too worried about it as it was now very late in the morning, she was registered at the hotel under a false name and she was using a dark side entrance to avoid being seen. Miley stumbled through the dark hotel halls trying to find an elevator to take her to her suite. She finally found an elevator but stumbled again as she…

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Celebrity Halloween story about Michelle Trachtenberg

You might say I’m an average fourteen year old boy. Not that I would. I may LOOK average, but I’ve always been very much a loner. I don’t really fit in with any of the crowds. Starting High School at the end of August ago only proved that to a greater degree. Not that I really care much. I like being a loner. But I’m also past that age where I started being curious about girls. And I have no little sisters to be curious over. Hearing my parents fucking all the time doesn’t help either. I’ve tried to catch them doing it or see my mother naked but they’re too careful, she’s too careful. So I steal dirty mags when I can. I like the ones with eighteen year old girls, since they’re the closest nudes I have to my age. I was shocked to see them putting fingers in – and letting guys lick – their pussies, taking…

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A man enjoys a site devoted to supposed sexual encounters with Selena Gomez

I sit down at my computer in my bedroom and turn it on. You are looking over my shoulder. “You have got to see this site I found,” I say. “I tried to track down its location – you know I’m a world class hacker – but somehow they hid their IP address and nothing I tried worked. All I can tell you for a certainty is this site is outside the country.” You watch me open my bookmarks and click on Have You Fucked Selena Gomez? Momentarily a cheesy site pops up. Have You Fucked Selena Gomez? it reads at the top in huge letters. Below, at half the size it says Post your sexual experiences with sex Miss Gomez here for all the read! And in even smaller writing [Disclaimer: We have no way to verify or deny the authenticity of the stories that follow or the photos included. But who cares? It’s Selena Gomez we’re talkin’ about…

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