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Malcolm In the Middle xxx parody

Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to a Memorial Day camping trip with his Dad and his brothers, Francis, Reese, and Dewey. After getting an F in Math, Malcolm’s Mom, tells him that he’s grounded and can’t go on the trip. A Memorial Day Weekend to remember is the result. Fifteen-year-old Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to the Memorial Day Camping trip that his father was going to take the boys on. His dad Hal thought it would be nice to way to bond with his boys and he really wanted to get way for a long weekend. Hal’s wife Lois decided to stay home and do some shopping. But as luck would have it, on the day before the trip Malcolm got a notice from school that he’d received an F in Math for the marking period. His mom hit the roof, “Malcolm you’re grounded, you can’t go on the trip, and you better shape up your grades…

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Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage

Jefferson Darcy could not believe it. He was at the nudie bar while Marcy was at work, like usual. When a new dancer came out on stage. The new stripper was his gorgeous, blonde, teenage neighbor, Kelly Bundy. Jefferson had seen Kelly in various states of un-dress since he had moved in with Marcy, but never like this. The music blared from the sound system as she stepped out onto the tiny stage in the middle of the bar. This was not the usual bar that he would frequent with his best friend and Kelly’s father, Al Bundy. That was a pretty tame place compared to this. Over at that bar the girls wore pasties over their nipples and bikini bottoms, down below. The nudie bar he was at now was a lot wilder. He had first heard about this place when he was working for the government. Now Jefferson came here on the rare occasion he had some of…

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Miley Cyrus – I moaned as the gorgeous pop sensation stroked my thick cock with both of her hands

I was being driven across down town Los Angeles with my little sister, Nina who had tickets for the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana farewell tour. As far as I could understand it, Miley Cyrus, star of the Disney TV show Hannah Montana, had given up on the show and was focusing on making her own career as Miley Cyrus. Nina had meant to be going with her friend, Nina, but unfortunately Katie got grounded and couldn’t make the trip. Her parents had refunded me and we were left with one spare ticket. Unfortunately, none of Nina’s friends could make it on such short notice. So, like a good big brother, I offered to look after her so I could drive her to and from the show. Now, I should explain. Nina had been very ill earlier on in the year. Seriously, it was touch and go for a moment but she survived and as a treat I used most of my…

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Mandy Moore has a wild night out

Mandy Moore knew this day would come. She only had a hazy recollection of an evening out drinking alone. She had been depressed after breaking up with Andy. She was also pissed a bit about her squeaky clean image. “Fuck it!” she said out loud and ended up in a Hollywood bar. She remembered having a few drinks and having a lot of them bought for her by an extremely handsome man. She remembered she would love to fuck him but everything went black after that. She woke up at her friends house Cate. Cate told her later that she had called her from a pay phone on Sunset Boulevard at five am and told her she need a ride. Cate said when she picked her up she looked like hell and was a blithering drunk. Cate took her home and shoved her in the shower. She then passed out in bed. This had been six month ago and Mandy…

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A young man decides that he is going to take advantage of Chloe Moretz

Ever since I saw Chloe in her role as Hit Girl in the movie KickAss, I knew I had to have her. She just turned 15 this year and I’ve been watching her every move that she has made since I tracked down her home address. It just so happens that this weekend her parents and brothers are going to be out of town and this would be a rare time she would be home alone. I learned this by listening in on conversations in her home using my spy equipment. Saturday was a rainy night and perfect timing to pull off my plot to take her in her parent’s mansion. I had been planning this for months waiting for the perfect opportunity. I put an old pizza delivery sign that I found in a garbage dump on my car and dressed up as a pizza delivery boy. I found the outfit in a Salvation Army store donated by someone…

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