Chloe Moretz AKA Hit-Girl

Chloe Grace Moretz stood naked in front of the full length mirror in the trailer that the studio supplied their stars when filming outside of the studio. She had gone through her morning exercise routine, did her stretches, showered and dried her strawberry blonde hair. The make-up artists and stylists would do her hair and make-up so all she had left to do was put on her Hit-Girl costume and report for shooting. It was her first day shooting in her new outfit for Kick Ass 2 and she was a bit nervous. It wasn’t that she wasn’t prepared, she’d been studying the fight routine for months, it was that she was sixteen now and they had added a bit of romance to the script. She wouldn’t film her kiss with her co-star for weeks yet but for some reason she associated being in her costume as the start of kissing boys on screen and it brought a strange throb…

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Hilary and Lindsay’s Playtime

Hilary had an exciting day of interviews and photo shoots to promote her upcoming movie. She was doing a sequel to her Lizzie McGuire movie and was doing a ton of appearances for it. In one day she had already been on the Regis and Kelly show at 7:00 in the morning. Then she did a layout for Rolling Stone magazine and was now on the Oprah show. She thought to herself, I’m exhausted, I need to have some fun. When she got back to the hotel she was staying in she decided it was time to cut loose. She pulled the phone number out of her purse that her friend Brittany had given her awhile back. She had told her if she was ever in New York City and was looking for a good time she should call this service number and they would fix her right up. Dialing the number she was a wee bit nervous because she…

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X-men: Bast (sex parody)

The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes clicking sharply on the polished marble floor. The halls stretched out, lengthy corridors kept immaculately clean and orderly. Old portraits depicted stern elderly men looking down upon the viewer, and class collages showed off the most recent graduating classmen. A case here and there held trophies and awards in various fields of excellence, mostly academic spotted with the occasional athletic achievement. Like most high schools, lockers lined the walls. Unlike most, however, these lockers were quite large, almost two feet wide each and well spaced to avoid cramping a neighboring unit. They were handcrafted and stained, a rich and rather expensive looking mahogany. The lockers had built in combination locks and each was adorned with a brass nameplate, lavishly engraved to proudly display the name and class year of each student. The names of future lawyers, doctors, and…

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Al Bundy : Afternoon Delight – xxx parody

Al Bundy has just finished working the Sunday afternoon shift at the shoe store, smelling fat women’s sweaty feet all day. Driving his Dodge down the freeway, Al listens to the Cubs game on his AM radio… hoping he can catch the last couple of innings on TV when he gets home. Al hurries into his humble house and goes straight to the kitchen, where he grabs a six pack of beer out of the fridge, not noticing the commotion in front of his beloved RCA 25″ TV. Al plops down on the couch and points the remote at the TV but instead of the game, he finds their next-door neighbor, Marcy, eating and fisting Peggy’s hairless pussy on the coffee table. “Aww Peg, did you two have to do that in front of the TV? It’s the playoffs,” complains Al. “Isn’t watching us better than watching TV, Al?” Peggy quips. “Only if you two could do play by play…

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Christina Milian & Jennifer Love Hewitt

Christina Milian signed the bill and handed it back to the receptionist. A few years ago she would never have been able to afford to stay in a hotel as extravagant as this right in the centre of London but now that she was a very successful solo artist and song writer she could stay wherever she wanted thought she never felt quite comfortable in these exceedingly lavish surroundings. She was just finishing her week long stay in London doing the usual tour of television shows and magazine interviews to promote her new single and she was dying to get home, to a place she could relax and unwind. She felt tense, even the muscles in her neck felt stiff. She looked down at her watch (a rather expensive gift) and saw she had a few hours to kill. Why do hotels always make you check out so early? She decided to go to the coffee shop off the foyer…

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Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan find love, in all kinds of ways

Hilary had an exciting day of interviews and photo shoots to promote her upcoming movie. She was doing a sequel to her Lizzie McGuire movie and was doing a ton of appearances for it. In one day she had already been on the Regis and Kelly show at 7:00 in the morning. Then she did a layout for Rolling Stone magazine and was now on the Oprah show. She thought to herself, I’m exhausted, I need to have some fun. When she got back to the hotel she was staying in she decided it was time to cut loose. She pulled the phone number out of her purse that her friend Brittany had given her awhile back. She had told her if she was ever in New York City and was looking for a good time she should call this service number and they would fix her right up. Dialing the number she was a wee bit nervous because she…

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After a night of wild partying Paris spends the night with Britney

It was just a couple of nights after Britney Spears’ famous, or should I say infamous, pantiless pictures hit the internet. She and Paris Hilton were out on the town for another wild night. After a few hours of dancing and several bottles of champagne they fought their way through the paparazzi, got into Paris’ car and sped away. “Holy fuck Paris, I am sooooo drunk!” Britney laughed. “I guess you are girl, the way you were sucking down the champagne I’m surprised you’re able to move.” “MMMMMMMMM it was sooooo good.” Britney said as she slid lower in the seat letting her short black skirt ride up her legs. “Did you see the way Hilary and Haley Duff were dancing with each other? God it was so hot.” “Yeah I know, they were really turning me on. I can only imagine what they are going to do later.” Paris said as she looked down at Britney’s exposed pussy. “I…

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Taylor experiences her first lesbian experience with her friend Beverly Lynn

Beverly Lynne hung up the phone mildly perplexed; Taylor Swift had called unexpectedly inviting her to dinner at her hotel room the next night. Beverly had met her a couple of years before after being invited backstage when Taylor had performed in Las Vegas. They had hit it off when it turned that Taylor was a huge fan od Beverly’s work and Beverly in return loved Taylor’s music. Still they hadn’t kept in touch and Beverly had been surprised at the call and invitation although she was aware that Taylor was in town filming a music video. She arrived, as was her wont precisely on time. She didn’t really know what to wear and not wanting to over or underdress had fallen back on the old reliable “little black dress.” When Taylor answered the door Beverly was startled to realize that she was wearing the same dress and hair style as she had in her video for her song, “Love…

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Anna Kournikova, Capriati romantic lesbian relationship

Jennifer Capriati walks down the tunnel to the locker room, her head hung dejectedly after yet another loss. She mumbles to herself over and over again, “What’s happened to me?” Jen can’t seem to figure out why she seems to have lost the edge over the other players she had just a year ago. She reaches her locker and dejectedly flops down on the bench in front of the row of lockers provided for the player’s equipment. Tears begin to well up in her eyes as she begins to undress. “I can’t let this get to me,” she repeats to herself, over and over. Wrapping a towel around herself, she heads for the shower room, replaying point after point in her mind, looking for a reason for her untimely loss. Jen turns the water on, adjusting the temperature, removes her towel and steps under the stream of hot water. As she begins to lather herself, the tears burst forth like…

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After a night of wild partying Paris Hilton spends the night with Britney Spears

It was just a couple of nights after Britney Spears’ famous, or should I say infamous, pantiless pictures hit the internet. She and Paris Hilton were out on the town for another wild night. After a few hours of dancing and several bottles of champagne they fought their way through the paparazzi, got into Paris’ car and sped away. “Holy fuck Paris, I am sooooo drunk!” Britney laughed. “I guess you are girl, the way you were sucking down the champagne I’m surprised you’re able to move.” “MMMMMMMMM it was sooooo good.” Britney said as she slid lower in the seat letting her short black skirt ride up her legs. “Did you see the way Hilary and Haley Duff were dancing with each other? God it was so hot.” “Yeah I know, they were really turning me on. I can only imagine what they are going to do later.” Paris said as she looked down at Britney’s exposed pussy. “I…

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