Celeb Trainers: Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattison was still recovering from the breakup. Kristen’s affair caught him by surprise. What resulted was a mixture of grief and anger. And despite his best efforts to reconcile, the feelings were not going away. When a friend of a friend suggested a certain place that “fixes these relationship problems”, Robert was skeptical. The business card said “Stockholm Industries” and listed a number. The friend did not give much more detail or explanation. Pattison had to schedule an appointment on the phone . The whole thing was very secretive. “Still”, thought Robert,” it’s worth a look”. The office on the business card was located on the far outskirts of East Los Angeles. No sign was posted above or in front of the door, just an office number. The inside the office Robert found 4 blank white walls, simple desk and chairs. There was another door on the opposite side of the office. The occupant of the desk was a…

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Celebrity Training – Megan Fox

“How did I get myself in this situation?” wondered Michael Bay. AT 47 years of age he seemed to have it all. He had a loving wife. He had a very successful career as a film director. He was one of the biggest names in Hollywood. Yet Michael Bay had a big problem. “The bitch is blackmailing me” he explained to the mysterious office worker who called himself Smith. It was not the first infidelity Bay was guilty of. Young starlets who want to make a good impression on film makers are nothing new to the Hollywood scene. Bay was not the first director to have slept with a young actress, nor would he be the last. And a beauty like Megan Fox did not come around every day. But this bitch was smart. She made a little film of her own, videotaping Bay coming on to her and then having sex with her. Now she held the tape as…

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Katy Perry in a cage at a swinger’s party

I didn’t think places like this actually existed, or if they did, I figured Berlin, San Francisco, Amsterdam, some other den of sin, sodomy and vice… but Melbourne? Well, there I was so there you go. To be fair the ‘dungeon’ I was housed in was just a converted brick garage on a half-acre block in the inner eastern suburbs, not actually within the bowels of some gothic castle. But it is quite surprising what you can do with some velvet hangings, soft leather couches/benches obviously taken from a home gym, mood lighting and the like. I was in a cage, covered with a dark blanket that didn’t – a little bit to my astonishment – smell of either sweat or dog. I could obviously see nothing, and not feel much; if I reached out to the front, sides, behind and even above me I could feel the metal bars and beyond the rough cotton of the blanket. Beneath me…

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An Alanis Morissette – Shirley Manson Erotic Story

“You, you, you oughta know”, Shirley Manson and Alanis Morissette belted out in a rare duet no one thought would ever occur. After the public on air fight and insulting that occured between these two on MTV’s Video Music Awards no one ever thought they’d speak to each other much less continue the concert series they had agreed to put on together. As they walked off the stage much to the dismay of the exuberant and lively crowd, Shirley spoke to Alanis. “Hey, I want to talk you about our next show in Chicago.” “Sure, no problem. 12:30 (in the morning) at Reeb’s alright?”, Alanis suggested. “Sounds good,” Shirley agreed “See you then. We both have some cleaning up to do for tonight now don’t we?” Shirley asked with a wicked smile as she walked off towards her limo wiping sweat off her face. Alanis momentarily wondered about the smile then thought nothing more of it and headed towards her…

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Bondage With Britney Spears

What an assignment! My editor pulled me aside this morning at about 11 o clock and told me that I would be the photographer on the Britney Spears photo shoot. I don’t think it needs repeating that to have a camera and the power to put Britney Spears into any position I wanted to was a major buzz, and I was counting the hours till we were due to arrive on set. I was assigned with our chief interviewer, Kathy Swinton, who was going to be quizzing her about her latest album. Kathy was a complete bitch who when sent on celebrity jobs like this turned into even more of a dragon. “Now remember Rob, I’ll be calling the shots here,” she reminded me as I drove towards the site. “Whatever Britney wants she gets, do you understand? I don’t want any of your arty student suggestions regarding pose, make up or dress. You got that?” What could I say?…

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