I’m not sure this was the best or the worst way to meet someone for the
first time. I guess if I had been meeting my mother-in-law-to-be, I
would have been extremely embarrassed, but considering it was only
Pamela Anderson, I can’t say I felt I made a bad impression. In fact,
from the look on her face, she seemed quite intrigued by what she saw.
Oh, what did she see? Well there was Tad, a muscle bound non-actor
doing a small guest shot on Pam’s show “VIP” and there was washed up
pin-up girl, turned slosh Anna Nicole Smith and there was yours truly.
Of course the predicament was a bit more than three of us having a piece
of pie together. Pam had walked into Anna’s trailer and found Anna,
face covered in Tad’s come, nose deep in Tad’s crotch, while I was just
finishing up my orgasm in Anna’s asshole.
The three of us looked at the door like deer in headlights. And there
stood Pam looking like her two fake tits were going to tear the seams
from summer dress. Other people would have covered their mouth in
shock, but Pam had probably walked in on something close to this at
least. Come on, she had been married to a Motley Crue member and had
dated Scott Baio. Well, maybe she hadn’t seen it with Scott, but
certainly Brett Michaels and Tommy Lee had shown her such debauchery.
Is it a bad time?” she asked in her sweet, girlish voice. She didn’t
exactly wait for an answer because she entered the trailer and the three
of us stood there like idiots. I reacted first, probably because she
was the closest to me. I pulled myself from Anna’s wide ass with a pop
and offered my hand to Pam, “Jeff.”
Pam looked at my hand and politely shook her head. “Thanks, but I
think we can shake after you’ve washed up.”
Anna unsteadily rose to her feet and I realized either how freaking big
this chick was or how tiny Pam really was. The only thing they seemed
to have in common was lots of silicone. Of course, Anna looked a little
more disheveled covered in sweat and dripping come from her face and
ass. She didn’t quite look Pam in the eye, “Hi, Pam.”
“Anna, you seem to have made yourself some friends rather fast.”
Anna wiped at the jism on her face. She grabbed my boxers from the
floor and really dried her face off. She looked so embarrassed. “I’m
so. . . I just have never had someone walk in. . .while, you know?”
“I’ve got a video on the internet,” Pam reminded her. Pam’s eye fell
on Tad’s dong and I actually saw her lick her lips. If you’ve seen her
video, this chick can swallow a Louisville slugger. “Although, mine was
only with one person.”
Tad practically jumped up, “I’m Tad, Miss Anderson.”
“He’s an actor on the show,” Anna added. She looked around
discombobulated.
Pam looked at me, “And you’re a lighting guy?”
“No,” Anna said, passing me to get into the refrigerator, “He’s just a
guy I’m fucking. We met a week ago.”
Anna pulled a beer from the refrigerator and looked to everybody
else. Pam and I declined but Tad took one. Pam sat down at the trailer’s
kitchen table and
crossed her legs, showing off those tight thighs that had looked so good
every week in a red one-piece swimsuit. “I was coming by to take you to
dinner tonight, but it looks like you may be in for the evening.”
Anna stopped drinking immediately at the mention of food. If there was
one thing that woman liked more than booze, it was food. “Where do you
want to go?”
After dinner, Pam led the four of us back to her very nice Malibu house.
We’d had a good time and I discovered she wasn’t a fool after all.
She wasn’t a rocket scientist, but the girl could hold her own in a
conversation. Plus, about halfway through dinner she began rubbing my
leg. By the end of the evening she was slowly stroking my hard-on
through my jeans and I had returned the favor, rubbing her thigh. Anna
had behaved in a typical Anna way – she got blitzed. So did Tad. When
we got back to the house she turned on some music and started dancing.
“I’ll get some snacks,” Pam told us and disappeared into the kitchen.
I watched Anna dance and she asked for someone to join her. Tad hopped
up and the two began grinding together. I knew where that was heading
and to be honest, I’d been there and done that enough. What I wanted
was in the kitchen.
I opened the door and Pam was leaning against the counter pouring chips
into a bowl. She glanced over her shoulder at me and smiled, her long
blonde hair whipping around. “Hey? Are they still conscious?”
I came up behind her, standing right over her shoulder. “Let’s hope
for not too much longer.”
I placed my hands on either side of the counter and pressed myself
against her amazing upturned ass. I know people dig Pamela Anderson for
her chest, but I tell you that woman has the finest ass and pair of legs
around. I can only think of one other woman who is set up better.
Pam stopped messing with the snacks and cooed. “It’s been awhile since
I’ve felt that.”
“I doubt that,” I told her pushing harder and letting her feel my
stiffened cock in my pants. She pushed back.
“Hey! I haven’t gotten laid in two months. I’m not some bimbo, you
know.”
“No offense intended,” I told her backing off. I placed my hands on
her waist and pressed against her again. “Let’s forget the snacks and
find something else to eat.”
She looked back at me, lust in her eyes, “They’ll be passed out within
an hour.”
Pam handed me the bowl of chips and dip. She reached into the liquor
cabinet and withdrew two full bottles of Scotch. She was right, they’d
be out cold in an hour if she had her way.
We stepped into the living room to discover maybe the bottles of Scotch
were unnecessary. Anna was down to her bra and panties, while Tad’s
pants were pooled at his ankles. The big blonde’s mouth was firmly
wrapped around his huge cock and she was slowly drawing back and forth
on it. Pam let out a gasp when she saw this. Tad just stood in the
middle of the room, Will Smith pounding on the stereo, while Anna Nicole
Smith gave him a hummer. His eyes were glazed over and he was
undulating slightly into her mouth. She, of course, was making her
trademark pornstar slurping noises.
Pam and I returned to the kitchen where we left the food and booze.
She took my hand guiding me toward her bedroom When I asked why we
weren’t going back there she said, “I’m not big on group sex. You end
up all sticky and you don’t know who’s doing what to you. It hasn’t
been fun in the past.”
Who would argue? I followed Pamela into her bedroom. Where were her
kids, I wondered briefly and then thought it didn’t matter because they
weren’t there. Once in her room she glided toward the stereo turning
on a Luther Vandross CD. I glanced around the tastefully decorated
room, noting her four poster king size bed. She turned to me and we
began kissing. Her lips were as soft and succulent as I had expected.
Her thin hands traveled over my body, stopping to undo my pants.
“Wait,” I told her, gently pushing her away. “I gotta pee.”
She laughed and pointed me toward the master bath. I stepped in and
went to undo my pants, discovering along the way that she had done that
for me. I pulled out my dick and was just starting to pee, when I felt
a presence behind me. “Care if I help?”
Pam’s chin rested on my shoulder and I could smell her perfume
clearly. Her delicate hands came around me from both sides, taking my
dick in her hands. I had never had a woman hold me while I peed. I was
getting stiff as the urination wore on. “I love the feeling of things
running through a dick. Piss, come, it doesn’t matter.”
“You’ve done this before?” I said, as the urine stopped flowing. She
pressed her hard tits into my back. Her hands shook my dick, the last
drops falling out.
“Tommy loved it when I’d do this.”
“Lucky, man,” I said honestly.
“He liked it more when I did this,” she told me as she slithered down.
Pam turned me by the cock. She grabbed a piece of toilet paper and
wiped my cockhead and then looked into my eyes as her tongue traveled
over my pisshole. She put just the head into her mouth and began
rolling it around her lips and tongue. Wow! Sure, I’d seen Pam
Anderson sucking Tommy’s big dick, but having her do it for me was so
incredible. She pulled my cock out of her mouth and held it up. Her
mouth slid down the underside of my erection, until she reach my
boxers. Gently her manicured fingers pulled my jeans and boxers down.
I stepped out of them. She pushed my dick up and licked at my balls.
Finally she took one into her mouth.
Pam was squatting and she scooted around me, kissing my thigh as her
hand grasped my cock and jacked me off. Her kisses kept circling me
until she was planting them on my ass cheeks. She dragged her tongue
up each cheek. “Lean against the wall.”
“What are you doing?” I asked her, curious but turned on. I’d never
had a girl’s face directly on my ass. She slapped my butt with her one
free hand, because the other was still stroking my shaft.
“Do it. Trust me,” she said with authority. Leaning against the wall,
I felt Pam’s tongue dab at my asshole. Her hand released my dick and
cupped my balls, while her other hand pried at my ass, opening my
cheeks. She jammed her tongue against me again and I unintentionally
grunted. She let go of my balls and used both hands to open my ass.
I’d never had my ass eaten before and I was finding it exciting and
quite stimulating.
“Push your ass out. Think about how you want a girl to stand when
you’re sucking her pussy from behind,” she told me. And I opened my
legs more and shoved my ass out. “Yeah, that’s it.”
Oh my! Her tongue began pushing more and more. Soon I let my ass
relaxed and Pam Anderson’s tongue slid into it. She pushed her lips
around my starfish and began fucking me with her tongue. I exclaimed
without realizing it, “Shit! Oh, damn!”
Pam pulled her mouth away and I felt something press against me
butthole. Her pinky finger? She reached under me and stroked my cock.
My dick was so hard it felt like it would break. “Unclench your ass.”
“Sorry. This is a little new,” I told her, relaxing again. I felt
Pam’s pinky slip up my butt. She moved it slowly at first and then
faster. Soon she was pushing in while pulling away on my dick. When
she’d pull back, her finger would slip out. Her lips brushed my ass and
I felt her blowing on it. This was too much! “I’m going to come!”
Pam yanked her finger out of my ass and stuck her head between my
legs. With her back to bathroom wall, she pulled my dick into her
mouth and clamped down. I blew my wad when I saw those lips on my cock
again. My orgasm was so crazy. I had had a huge one earlier with Anna,
but this was draining. My ass and balls tingled as my cock pumped more
and more come into her mouth. I felt my balls quiver, as though
squeezing out ever drop of semen.
When it was over, Pam let go of my penis and I stumbled backward. She
was smiling with glee, a bit of jism on her chin. Her dress was around
her waist and she hand a hand on her soaked white panties. She was
still slowly rubbing herself.
“My turn,” I told her. She smiled and held out her hands. I lifted
her up and followed her back to her bedroom. She went to unbutton her
dress but I stopped her. I sat down on the bed facing her. We kissed
lightly and I licked my come from her chin. I grasped the first button
on her dress, it was strained by her solid breasts. I was fumbling with
the button and Pam watched amused.
“Nervous?” she asked. I looked down to see my hands shaking. I guess
was. I’m about to fuck Pam Anderson. I still couldn’t get the buttons to
work. Pam laughed softly and told me, “Just rip it open.”
I grabbed the thin material and tore it open. Oh, my! She wasn’t
wearing a bra and when I roughly pulled the dress open, Pam’s firm, fake
tits jiggled sexily. My mouth fell on one nipple and then the other.
Pam clutched at my hair, egging me on to suck her breasts. While I did
that, my hand traveled down her flat tummy to her musky cunt. I could
clearly smell her sex and it was getting me hard again. My hands
caressed Pam’s thighs, feeling the curve of her ass and where it met her
legs. She was amazing.
Still suckling her tit, I flipped my hand over and rubbed her
pussy. Pam exhaled and opened her legs some. She settled on my hand,
rubbing with my movement. I gently bit her nipple and she cried out,
“I’m com. . . coming. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!”
I moved my hand harder and pulled her nipple away some. She was going
nuts. I could feel her thighs shaking. Her chest was rising and
falling and I felt her hair cascading on my head. She was coming all
right and I was making it happen! Pam suddenly pushed me back on the
bed and climbed atop me. Her mouth mashed against mine, while her
pelvis still rocked on my hand. I captured her lower lip, sucking on
it. Pam’s legs tightened and relaxed around my hand. She cried out
again, getting off once more!
As her orgasm ebbed, I rolled her over and descended, trailing kisses
over her chest and stomach. I reached her underwear and rubbed my face
against the damp, now transparent material. I turned my head, layering
her thigh with kisses. She smelled like heaven. I pushed her thigh up,
kissing the back of it and then the sides. My tongue traveled down her
hamstring to the back of her knee. Pam watched me, fingers tweaking her
own nipples. She was so radiant. I kept moving along her calf and came
to her foot. She opened her mouth to say something but closed it and
rolled her eyes as my lips wrapped around her pedicured big toe. I’m
not normally a toe sucker, but this woman could get me to do anything.
I sucked it in and then allowed it to slip out. I reached out with my
knuckle and began rubbing her pussy again, while sucking her toe. She
writhed on the bed, her legs trying to move, but I had one securely.
She came again, and her hands went to mine, pushing it away from her
snatch. “Stop! I’m gonna die if I come again.”
I laughed and pushed both of her legs into the air. Even in the this
position, her ass and legs looked spectacular. I kissed the backs of
her thighs and finally pressed my face into her damp cunt. I pulled the
underwear aside to discover that famous shaved pussy. Her lips were
dripping and engorged beyond belief. My tongue slid in with ease and
she loved it. I spent ten minutes eating her pussy before I pulled off
her underwear.
With her underwear off, my mouth meandered to her ass. Pam’s eyes lit
up as I dabbed at her butthole. I did my best to duplicate what she had
done to me. I pushed and pushed and Pam relaxed fast, allowing my
tongue access like I wouldn’t have expected. Unlike Anna, Pam was
exactly what I was looking for sexually. My tongue banged deeper and
deeper into her rear, while my fingers rubbed her clit. Pam began to
orgasm again, this time grabbing my hair and shoving me toward her
cunt. I lapped at the vaginal secretions flowing from her hairless
cunt.
I smiled up at her after the orgasm. She looked worried and then a
smile spread across her face as my pinky began to worm its way up her
butt. I used my index finger in her pussy hole and my thumb began
stroking her clit. I kept her thigh open while doing this, blowing cool
air on her clit. Pam shrieked and her ass lifted off the bed. “Yes,
yes! Yes! YES! YES! Oh, YEAH!”
I withdrew my fingers from Pam Anderson’s secret spots. Her juices and
sweat had left a huge pool at the base of her ass. Reaching up to her
mouth, I held out my index finger and she sucked it lasciviously.
Reluctantly she began to let it slide from her pouty lips. She reached
down, grasping my half-hard dick. She tugged me up to her mouth and I
straddled her chest, leaning forward to let her get my cock back in her
mouth.
I held her head up, while her lips and tongue played on my organ. The
surgery on her lips was money well spent from my point of view. Pam had
no problem taking my average-sized erection to the hilt. She was, as we
all knew, very familiar with guys equipped more like rhinos than
humans. Her long, delicate fingers gently juggled my balls during the
blow job.
Once completely hard, I pulled my cock from her mouth and leaned down
to slobber on her hard tits. She knew what I was up to immediately,
“Roll over.”
I dropped onto my back and Pam sucked me down again. Her head bounced
over my dick with ease. She pulled up and looked me in the eye as a
huge ball of spit fell on the head of my cock. Pushing my legs apart,
Pam settled on her knees between them and leaned forward. Her hands
grasped each of those store bought tits, wrapping them around my tool.
Wow! Rocking up and down, Pam used her small body and those two d-cups
to make me stiffen even more. When she’d slip down, her mouth would
wrap around my head, her tongue twisting it slightly.
Suddenly she shot up and squatted over me. Her thin hand wrapped
around my cock and she pointed it at herself. I felt her smooth,
hairless cunt rubbing on my head. She reached out with the other hand,
opening her pussy, while I held her from under her ass. Pam’s sweet wet
hole welcomed my dick and she smiled crookedly, sliding down on my
dick. Pam reached forward, resting her hands on my chest. I released
her ass and grabbed handfuls of her tits. Pam’s blonde hair fell on me,
tickling my stomach. She began to literally bounce on my dick, calling,
“Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!”
I squeezed her tits harder and began to slide up to meet her thrusts
it. This worked well for about twenty strokes until my dick popped out
of her. She put me back in but the same maddening thing kept
happening. Now I knew why only porn guys get girls to jump up and down
on their flag poles, they’re the only guys with flag poles for dicks.
Pam twisted around and looked back at me. She settled back, opening
her pussy for me, “Put it in,” she demanded in a husky, Barb Wire voice.
I guided my dick back into her waiting hole. Pam slid back and fell
onto my chest. This was nice. Reaching around her body, I could play
with her clit and tits, while we rocked. She opened her legs wide,
allowing my fingers to get to her nub. Pam’s head twisted, kissing me.
We fucked like this for about five minutes. It felt good, but I wanted to
do some serious deep dicking.
“Can I get on top?”
She didn’t answer but climbed off me, falling on the opposite side of
the bed with her thighs lewdly open. I knelt between them and found a
home in seconds. Oh yeah. Our mouths met as my pelvis crashed into
hers. Her strong thighs wrapped around my waist and her legs crossed
over my back. I began to pound her and Pam tilted her head back,
exposing her neck. Showering her neck with kisses, I could feel her
hard tits digging into my chest. Sensing explosion was coming, I pulled
up to my knees. She still had her legs wrapped around me. I reached
under her, lifting her by her ass. Pam pushed her back off the bed with
her elbows. She rocked her pelvis against my pumping rod. Her tits
jiggled slightly, her hair everywhere.
I placed her back down and a grabbed one of her thighs, twisting her
slightly. I pushed Pam’s leg into the air over my opposite shoulder and
straddled the other leg. She reached down, pushing my cock back into
her cunt. I began pounding her once more. Still holding her calf with
one hand, I licked my free fingers and pushed my index finger in her ass
again. Pam’s eyes widened in surprise. Her pussy was making loud
squishing sounds but the moment I wedged my finger in her ass, her hole
seemed to tighten on me.
“Fuck! Oh yes! Yes!” she screamed. And I knew I was hitting pay
dirt. This woman was a fucking machine. Her head bounced more than her
tits as I slammed into her again and again, causing her whole body to
shake. Pam began making a long low moan that due to my persistent
pistoning made her sound like, “Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un.”
Her pussy clamped up again and she let out a scream. I didn’t want to
hold back any longer and released my goo, filling her pussy. I kept
moving after my orgasm subsided, Pam’s hand frigging her own clit. She
had another orgasm, even with my dick soft. I pulled out of both her
holes and collapsed next to her.
We lay there for several minutes. The room reeked of come and sweat.
Her chest was still rising and falling. I leaned over, kissing her
smooth back. She arched her back as I licked at the sweat. “You’re
insatiable.”
“Only with someone this sexy.,” I told her. She rolled over and kissed
me. We watched each other for a few minutes before she spoke again.
“Are you staying the night?”
“I imagine so,” I told her.
“Good.”
She got off the bed and turned off the lights. I was still mesmerized
by the silhouette of her magnificent form as she climbed back into bed.
We fell asleep spooning.
I awoke the next morning to find her asleep on her side. I kissed her
soft neck and ear. She mumbled but nuzzled deeper into the pillows.
“Don’t you have to be at work today?”
“I work Wednesday through Friday,” she grumbled. I began kissing my way
down her spine. She moved and I felt Goosebumps on her back. I kept
moving though. There it was again. That ass. Her cheeks were perfect
halves. I kissed her ass cheeks and gently bit down on them. I dragged
my tongue down her butt crack, licking up all her sweat and even some of
the come she had gotten on her backside. Pam lifted her thigh into the
air , allowing my access to her butt and pussy. “Are you always this
horny?”
“Yes,” I told her. My mouth fell on her pussy. Five minutes later her
legs were shaking and she was sopping wet again. Pam rolled onto her
tummy and I settled between her sweet thighs. I kissed every inch of
the backs of her thighs. Reaching her ass, took extra time, nibbling
those cheeks. I parted her ass cheeks and dabbed my tongue at her
smooth starfish. I felt Pam’s body tense and she gasped. My tongue
pushed harder and my hand traveled down to rub her pussy. Soon my
tongue was pushing in completely. I had my mouth open on her backside,
tongue up her butt and she was starting to moan again.
Slowly I pulled my index finger from her snatch and placed it at her
ass. Pam adjusted herself, pulling her legs forward and angling her
pelvis up. This way I could finger both holes and I did. Then I rose
up behind her and began rubbing my tool on her clit, my finger still up
her ass. Pam began quaking and flipped her head around, “Just fuck me
already!”
“You asked for it,” I told her, sliding my erection back up her pussy.
She let out a low ugh and I pulled my finger from her ass. I grasped
her tiny waist and began driving into her. Pam had her face mashed into
the pillows. I leaned forward, draping my body over hers. Her arms
were splayed out and I covered them too. With my face right by hers, I
kissed at her ear, while my dick drove in and out of her receptive
pussy.
Finally I pulled out and leaned back. I stroked my dick and then aimed
it at her third input. I pressed against her anus and Pam said
nothing. I pushed further and the head of my dick wedged up her ass.
She grunted as I pushed deeper. I stopped, enjoying the sensation. She
was tight. Not as tight as Anna had been, but this position was
probably helping some. She looked back over her shoulder, her face
contorted. “It’s not all in me.”
I pressed more, my dick slipping in until I felt my balls against her
pussy. I glanced down at my dick, completely up Pam Anderson’s ass. My
hands traveled up her back and I saw her head was turned. She was
gritting her teeth and unmoving. “Do you want me to pull out?”
“You got it in there, now fuck my ass,” she told me, practically
hissing. I began moving slowly in, caring more about how she felt than
when I had done Anna. My tempo began to increase and Pam was loosening
up. I grabbed her by the sides of her ass and thighs and really began to
move on her. Pam’s hand slid down and I paused, allowing her to begin
frigging her own clit. We began fucking again and she was soon pushing
back and pulling away from me.
Her ass clamped down on me so hard suddenly that I thought it would be
crushed or ripped off. She shrieked and her body went nuts under me
convulsing. I kept moving as much as possible and her orgasm seemed to
last a minute before I couldn’t hold back any longer and came and came.
When it was over, I fell to the side, dick popping free. We lay there
breathless. I massaged her back and she groaned. I was concerned I
might have hurt her or something, “Something wrong?”
“I said, ‘I guess I won’t be wearing a thong in that scene tomorrow,'”
she told me with a giggle. We laughed and she rolled over, looking at
me. “That’s the first time I’ve had a real guy in there in years.
Tommy was too big for that.”
“I imagine,” I told her, shuddering at the thought of that man’s
freakish dick going there. “What do you mean by real guy?”
“Tommy and I would use a dildo or vibrator but not him. He sure liked
doing me with a vibrator in my butt. He said he could feel it too.”
“Maybe we should give it a shot.”
“Tomorrow,” she said and fell asleep on my chest.
I woke up an hour later and left Pam sleeping while I wandered out to
get a drink from the kitchen. Tad was on the floor, naked and asleep.
Anna wasn’t around. I glanced at the clock and saw it was almost
seven. I wondered if she had left for her “VIP” guest shot yet. As I
was drinking some juice I heard the toilet flush and Anna emerged
naked. She didn’t seemed too fazed, considering I too was naked.
“Morning,” she said with a twang.
“How are you doin’?” I asked her.
“My head’s hurtin’,” she told me and then she rubbed her large rearend,
“And my butt is killing me.”
“Sorry about that,” I told her. “I shouldn’t have.”
“Nah, I don’t think you’re the only one who put his thing there
yesterday. I think Tad did me that way last night when I passed out.
Come is all over my butt this morning. Why do you guys like that so
Much? You can’t all be fags.”
“It’s because we’re not supposed to.”
“Oh,” Anna said, her way of telling me she didn’t understand. She
looked at my naked body again and the logical turn of events seemed to
fall together for her. She looked back toward Pam’s room. “Did you
two? You know?”
“Yep.”
“I can’t believe that. She had sex with you! After she saw what you
did to me yesterday?”
“Ain’t life grand,” I said, finishing my drink. I kissed Anna on the
cheek and passed by her. “Call my cell phone the next time you wanna
have sex. I think I’m gonna be stayin’ here awhile.”