Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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Nana Visitor invites her two friends, Sandra Bullock and Maura Tierney to join her at a haunted house

Has anybody out there ever wonder what type of mysteries are still out there and could those mysteries possibly be solved with the right amount of scientific knowledge? Well, if you were to ask me that exact same question, all I could do to answer it is tell you the story that I’m writing right now, which had began on the Fourth day of January and somewhere within the state of California. You see, while she was researching for a possible upcoming role, an actress named Nana Visitor — who was once one of the stars on the hit TV series STAR TREK:DEEP SPACE NINE — had suddenly noticed something inside an unexplained mysteries magazine that had suddenly caught her interest. That something was the Worthington estate, which happened to be a large house that some of its former owners had said that it was possibly possessed by some unearthly force that has caused each and every one of them…

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Chloe Moretz’s brush with the supernatural leaves her… different

Chloe Moretz was filming a new superhero movie; she probably got the part because she was Hit Girl, but she didn’t care because she wanted it that badly. On the set, she had made fast friends with one of the other actresses in the movie, Danielle Harris, who became like an older sister to her. One day, between takes they were talking. “You know, it’s weird,” Chloe said, “I only just found out you’re, like, old enough to be my mom.” “Uh huh…” was Danielle’s response. “I mean, uh,” Chloe looked embarrassed, “what I mean by that is you don’t look old enough to be my mom, or um, really, anybody’s mom.” Danielle laughed. “Thanks.” Later on, the two walked to their hotel rooms, which were right next to each other. They talked on the way about comic books. “Yeah, I think Green Lantern would work better as an ensemble action movie.” “I guess. Well, this is me,” Chloe joked,…

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long Mercedes limo pulled in and parked. A gigantic black man in a dark suit stepped out from behind the steering wheel and opened the back door. She stepped out, flawless, breathtakingly beautiful, wearing a short, golden, shimmering, silk dress. It was Paris Hilton; heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, millionaire many times over, pseudo-celebrity, slut and whore. Taylor clicked the safety off on her silenced nine millimeter and prepared to make her move but the bodyguards sudden action froze her in place. The bodyguard grabbed Paris by her long blonde…

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Alicia Silverstone is abducted in my mind

Alicia Silverstone walked confidently through the studio parking lot, her long blonde hair bright in the Southern California sun. She was wearing a snug white cotton blouse, a short black skirt, and sneakers with white ankle socks. She had a purse slung over her shoulders, sunglasses over her eyes, and an air of busy distraction. In fact, she was distracted; she’d just come from a meeting with one of the studio’s producers, and this was on her mind as she walked. It had been a good meeting, but only in the sense that it wasn’t a disaster; she hadn’t gotten them to take the deal for her newest project, but at least they hadn’t turned it down. She was trying to think of some way to get them to come across with the money, some hook she could throw them, or a bone, and she was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she didn’t see the man approaching her from…

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A young man decides that he is going to take advantage of Chloe Moretz

Ever since I saw Chloe in her role as Hit Girl in the movie KickAss, I knew I had to have her. She just turned 15 this year and I’ve been watching her every move that she has made since I tracked down her home address. It just so happens that this weekend her parents and brothers are going to be out of town and this would be a rare time she would be home alone. I learned this by listening in on conversations in her home using my spy equipment. Saturday was a rainy night and perfect timing to pull off my plot to take her in her parent’s mansion. I had been planning this for months waiting for the perfect opportunity. I put an old pizza delivery sign that I found in a garbage dump on my car and dressed up as a pizza delivery boy. I found the outfit in a Salvation Army store donated by someone…

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