Journal of an Agent : Portia De Rossi

“Glad you could come in Portia,” I said as I reclined in my chair. “Not a problem Dean, what’s up?” Portia replied. Portia De Rossi had become a client of the firm through ruthless dealings by my father, who had lured her away from her two-bit talent agency before, and who had been hugely influential in landing her the role as Nelle Porter on the hit TV show “Ally McBeal”. “Well actually, we do have a problem. Do you remember the photographer Rob Akens?” I asked, folding my hands in front of me. Portia nodded her head slowly as she sat in the chair in front of me. She was wearing a light, white floral blouse that showed her cleavage quite well. She wore a matching pantsuit with the blouse and had her famous blonde locks tied behind her head. Her greenish gray eyes sparkled, but they seemed to be losing some luster as I continued. “He was famous in…

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Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb – Law and Order

FADE IN: EXT. FROM ABOVE BIG CITY BUILDINGS NIGHT K. E. (V.O.) In this day of global corporatocracy, powerful and rich men are in danger for their SECRETS as they conduct business on never before known scales. When their private security fails them, they have one last hope. Kathryn Erbe is a super hero for a new age. Someone who cannot be bought. She works on her own initiative and provocation. On a dark, rain soaked night in a big city, a very rich man is in danger of his secrets by a group of highly trained foreign agents. If they catch him, they might take him to an expensive restaurant and PLY him with coffee, forcing the loquacious executive to tell all. All of his security has been eluded and he has run away from his car trying to escape. Taking him by surprise, a black Ferrari targa sports car SKIDS to a stop, on the curb next to…

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Lily Collins at the Dirty Thirty Club

“I cant believe you’re turning 30 tomorrow!” “I know! I feel so old!” “Oh shut up, you barely look 25 and you know it!” “Jealous much?” “A little bit, yeah. Luckily, I have this margarita right here to comfort me.” “Mmmm yeah, same here.” “And why would you need comforting?” “Um, maybe because I’m about to turn 30 and I’m still single?” Lily said, slurring her words before gulping down what was left of her drink. Her best friend Liana wasn’t handling her booze any better but that didn’t stop her from ordering another round as soon as her own glass became empty. “So what? Lily, listen to me. You are rich, beautiful and famous, who cares if you have a man or not?” “I know, I know! It’s stupid to think like that, but I just always imagined I would have a gorgeous husband and at least one kid by this point.” “Oh, please! There’s still plenty of time…

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Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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Ronda Rousey Gets Rowdy

The ESPY’s had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair of tickets to this event through a friend in a high place on the Hollywood social ladder, and truth be told, I had been hoping to use them to see if I could “score” with one of the hot athletes at the show. My best friend Mike, who was also a huge sports fan, had agreed to come with me so that I could use the second ticket, and while we had been scoping out Alex Morgan for a while, we decided to move on and see what (or who) else we could find when we spotted the apple of everyone’s mind at the moment, the UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey. The party was mostly filled with the beautiful people of Hollywood, but Ronda seemed to enjoy…

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