The kinky rocker

I watched her laying there asleep in the hotel room. Her long ginger hair splashed across the pillow and lightly snoring. Thinking back all these years and what it took to get here and how we never were together at first, but always knew it would be us in the end. Snapping out of it I realized it is time to get ready. I put on my tennis shoes the old fashioned converse my jeans and a black no trademark t-shirt with no logo. Looking in the mirror I see an older man 56 still have my long unruly dark brown hair not graying, but balding in the front bangs long gone. The unattractive face with brown eyes the hare lip hidden long ago with dentures. I am ready for the induction ceremony. I still have an hour before I wake her and call security so I grab a beer and sit back and wonder… How the fuck did I…

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Miranda Cosgrove gets everything she deserves

It was the last show of Icarly and Miranda Cosgrove was taking her time leaving the set. Getting sentimental Miranda started crying as she walked towards the exit. Then she heard a door shut as the last of the crew left. When she heard a voice say , so Miranda who will you miss the most , as she watched the boys who played Gibby and Freddie step out of the shadows. What do you two want , don’t you mean three as the guy who played Spencer stepped out from a shadow behind her. Turning she stuttered just let me leave. Did you think we were going to let you go with out thanking you for the years of teasing and maligning us. She stumbled backwards away from them as they encircled her and continued to speak. Wearing those short skirts and the hula outfits as often as you could one said then the second said not to mention…

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