A Cold and Lonely Arabian Night in Agrabah – Aladdin xxx parody

Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine of vizier Jafar’s smile. Ex-vizier, she reminded herself. He was a genie now, powerless and buried hundreds of feet under the desert sand in his own cave of wonders, where she hoped he would stay for the next ten thousand years. She sighed and wrapped her woolen cloak tighter about her, looking out over the town where she had first ventured to find the man of her dreams, her beloved Aladdin. With the passing of her father, however, he had been named Sultan of Agrabah, and one of the conse- quences of his coronation was the slew of invitations to visit other Sultanates and confirm his position among them. Not that there was any chance of war. Agrabah was a comfortable city that served its people well. Once,…

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