Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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Chloe Moretz’s brush with the supernatural leaves her… different

Chloe Moretz was filming a new superhero movie; she probably got the part because she was Hit Girl, but she didn’t care because she wanted it that badly. On the set, she had made fast friends with one of the other actresses in the movie, Danielle Harris, who became like an older sister to her. One day, between takes they were talking. “You know, it’s weird,” Chloe said, “I only just found out you’re, like, old enough to be my mom.” “Uh huh…” was Danielle’s response. “I mean, uh,” Chloe looked embarrassed, “what I mean by that is you don’t look old enough to be my mom, or um, really, anybody’s mom.” Danielle laughed. “Thanks.” Later on, the two walked to their hotel rooms, which were right next to each other. They talked on the way about comic books. “Yeah, I think Green Lantern would work better as an ensemble action movie.” “I guess. Well, this is me,” Chloe joked,…

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long Mercedes limo pulled in and parked. A gigantic black man in a dark suit stepped out from behind the steering wheel and opened the back door. She stepped out, flawless, breathtakingly beautiful, wearing a short, golden, shimmering, silk dress. It was Paris Hilton; heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, millionaire many times over, pseudo-celebrity, slut and whore. Taylor clicked the safety off on her silenced nine millimeter and prepared to make her move but the bodyguards sudden action froze her in place. The bodyguard grabbed Paris by her long blonde…

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