The Twlight Zone – XxX Parody

The party went on for hours , as the staues were unveiled, they look so alive as people walked by they were on display before they would be moved to the famous wax museem Mary Kate was awsome looking n her low cut black gown , Ashley was in a short pruple dress showing off her cute frim ass . As the party died down the security guard locked the doors , he made one last check see if any drunks had passed out, he settled in for the night , went to a room witha TV turn it on. He thought he heard a giggle he then heard it again , walking out into the diplay area all that was there was the two wax statutes of the Olsen twins , he walked around them he thought what he could do with two young things. He be gan to walk away when he heard a voice Bring it it…

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CSI : Vegas – The xxx story

Out of no where, 1969 white Boss Mustang, cruising down the highway. Behind the wheel Death .he reaches for the stick to shift, finds a blonde giving him head. Her tongue licking his manly meat, he looks in the rearveiw mirror, a dark hair woman, legs open rubbing her swolen clit. Dipping her finger deep into her wet hole , pulling it out giving him a taste. Passing a trooper, he laughs he gets stopped the trooper sees the blonde loking at him cock in mouth, he looks inthe back sees the other finger in her pussy , she blows him a kiss, they drive off. He says no one dies this week . Things are slow, for no one is dying, Gil Grissom sits in his office Catheine Willows comes in with Sara Sidel, they are having a girls nite out. Gil tells them to have fun Sara smiles at him , knoing he will learn al about it…

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Wonder Woman’s Forbidden Love

Deep within the center of the bermuda triangle is the legendary paradise island, home to an immortal race of women warriors known to all in myth and legend as… the Amazons. For over three-thousand years, it has been their home. Cloaked by magic this sacred island is protected by the Olympian gods, and is unknown to the rest of the world. To ensure the protection of their race. As the sun reaches it’s highest point in the mid-day sky, a young Amazon maidenwalks along a lush green hillside on this beautiful summer’s day. Like her Amazon sisters she is tall, some would say statuesque. Many of her Amazon sisters regard her as the most beautiful Amazon on paradise island. Her name is Diana, and like her roman namesake she too is a princess. An Amazon Princess born of royal blood and blessed by the gods. Both her lavender colored toga and long wavy hair flow in the wind as she…

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The Gilmore Whores – Gilmore Girls parody

Rory hadn’t been planning it or anything. It wasn’t marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. She was ready. He hadn’t been pressuring her. In fact, he had made it perfectly clear that even he didn’t think they were ready. Rory turned this idea over and over in her head until it began to settle. Yes, tonight was the night. She reached across the table and placed her hand over Tristan’s comparatively larger one. “Tristan, baby.” Her calm tone and demeanor automatically tore his gaze away from the menu. He met her brown eyes with his blue, and without a word being spoken a consensus was made. “Rory, are you sure?” She bit her lip, careful not to smudge her lipstick, which was a new practice. Carefully picking up her water glass and taking a sip, she nodded. Turning his hand over…

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