X-men: Bast (sex parody)

The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes clicking sharply on the polished marble floor. The halls stretched out, lengthy corridors kept immaculately clean and orderly. Old portraits depicted stern elderly men looking down upon the viewer, and class collages showed off the most recent graduating classmen. A case here and there held trophies and awards in various fields of excellence, mostly academic spotted with the occasional athletic achievement. Like most high schools, lockers lined the walls. Unlike most, however, these lockers were quite large, almost two feet wide each and well spaced to avoid cramping a neighboring unit. They were handcrafted and stained, a rich and rather expensive looking mahogany. The lockers had built in combination locks and each was adorned with a brass nameplate, lavishly engraved to proudly display the name and class year of each student. The names of future lawyers, doctors, and…

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Space Odyssey : Inside the invader’s Den

Previously: The Dragonfly rescue team have managed to eliminate one of the six breeders in Mao’s chamber but paid a heavy price sacrificing many ass holes. In this chapter Stuller leads the heroic attempts of his women to save the ship from oxygen deprivation! A few well calculated blasts halved the large analingus biting Cpt. Stella’s prolapse and making the amazon roar in range and pain. Her destroyed guts stopped shooting out eggs while the remaining four large worms roamed around their mistress in a rush to recover. While Eleen was trying to kill the last super aliens without harming the Brazilian, an 10 inch wide analingus shoot out from ambush under the ground slime and attacked the instructor’s rear. It charged into the wide opening with such brutal force all the crap inside went into the female’s stomach and made her fall on the ground, belching on the sleazy floor. Her compatriots immediately attacked the intruder, although their fighting…

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Sex in the Twilight Zone

The bell rings and the students file out of the classroom quickly, running off to those all-important events in a young person’s life. Denise Gray is bundling the papers and supplies. She can feel a dampness between her legs, under her pleasantly modest dress. One of the girls approaches her desk and Miss Gray looks at her. Terri tells her that she’s forgotten to write her paper due on Wednesday, and could she have just one extra day “Please”? Denise Gray is tired of students excuses, their lack of attention in class, and their snide remarks in the hallway. She chastises Terri for her lack of planning, telling her that the extra day will turn a “A” paper into a “B” paper. Terri pleads to no avail, and the teacher finally agrees to accept the paper as “on time” if it is turned in before eight Thursday morning. The look on Terri’s face says that she’s gotten a slight reprieve,…

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Alyssa Milano finds the biggest role of her life when she is abducted by aliens

It was 8:00 at night and the sky was cloudy and was growing dark fast. A thunderstorm was on the way. A flash of lighting appeared suddenly overhead. The producer yelled, “That’s a wrap.” Alyssa left the shooting stage and went to the parking lot to get in her car and drive home. Another flash of lightning appeared with thunder following a split second later. She opened the door of her Porsche 924 and quickly got in and locked the door. Alyssa started the car and pulled out of the parking lot and onto Sunset Boulevard. It began to downpour as she driving and all of the lights went out of the houses. Alyssa reached her house and pulled into the driveway. She opened the car door, jumped out and slammed the car door shut. She ran towards the front door. Out of the shadows several men jumped out. One of them tackled Alyssa, and another put a damp cloth…

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