Calista Flockhart’s world tilts slightly as her friends and coworkers begin to act strange all around her

“Did you see last night’s ratings?” Lucy burst into Calista’s dressing room. “We killed Law & Order, football, everything. Two lesbians kissing against an Everybody Loves Raymond repeat? The other networks didn’t even try. We rule Monday nights, Calista!” “Yes, it was an… interesting show,” Calista raised her eyebrows, allowing herself a little smirk. She put down the script she was reading and gave Lucy a congratulatory hug. She thought Lucy held the hug a little too long and clung a little too tightly but it was after all their highest rated episode yet. “America loves lesbians,” Calista quipped as they broke apart. “I’ll say. Wait until you see next week’s script. We’re going to do things no one’s ever seen on TV before. At least not on network TV,” Lucy said excitedly and handed Calista the script. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this?” Calista exclaimed as she flipped through the script. “This picks up from the end of this…

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Hayden Panettiere in a cocktail (bukkake) party

Hayden Panettiere waited patiently outside the entrance to the hotel, hoping she wasn’t dressed too casually. She was wearing blue jeans and a very thin light blue tank-top, and she had her bright blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. Normally, she would have worn something more formal, but it was the last week of August in Los Angeles, which meant that it had been insufferably hot all day, and it was still insufferably hot, even though it was nearly eight in the evening. The people at the cocktail party would just have to deal with it. Hayden wasn’t too sure about this party, either; she had just turned eighteen she wasn’t old enough, at least according to the law, to be drinking, so she shouldn’t really be going to a party where she knew they would be serving alcohol. And, in fact, she would have said no when she was invited, but it had been Jack Coleman, the man…

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This fiction story is based upon the rumor that Taylor Swift had breast augmentation

Shit! This was crazy. I was just out of high school by a couple of years, barely 18-19. I went to study with a buddy at his place, on campus, well probably not, most likely off campus. Yeah. We were in his apartment off campus. We were studying. Then this woman crashed into the apartment, drunk as a “shit house mouse,” as daddy used to say. She was babbling like mad, in many meanings of that word. “Ah, damn it, I didn’t get fucked tonight,’ she slurred. “Went to the bar. Not a man fuck in there. Not a real man wisth a cock, big, little.” Hey, baby,” she slurred to me, grabbing at my crotch. “You wansh fuck?” I was a bit puzzled, so I asked my study buddy, my friend from Kentucky, “What’s up with this? Who is this?” “Oh, never mind,” he said. “It is just mom. My mother. She is down to visit during final exams,…

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Mandy Moore has a wild night out

Mandy Moore knew this day would come. She only had a hazy recollection of an evening out drinking alone. She had been depressed after breaking up with Andy. She was also pissed a bit about her squeaky clean image. “Fuck it!” she said out loud and ended up in a Hollywood bar. She remembered having a few drinks and having a lot of them bought for her by an extremely handsome man. She remembered she would love to fuck him but everything went black after that. She woke up at her friends house Cate. Cate told her later that she had called her from a pay phone on Sunset Boulevard at five am and told her she need a ride. Cate said when she picked her up she looked like hell and was a blithering drunk. Cate took her home and shoved her in the shower. She then passed out in bed. This had been six month ago and Mandy…

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Alexa Vega xxx fan fiction

I have a pretty good life. Admittedly it was pretty much handed to me but hey, I’m not complaining. After I graduated College, I received an unexpected inheritance. A very large inheritance. My grandfather had lived a frugal life, but it seemed he’d made a lot of money and invested it all. He had died when I was young and since no one thought he’d had anything nothing was expected. My grandfather had planned it that way. As instructed, his lawyer waited until after my graduation to contact me. He asked me to come to his office and he laid the news on me. I was shocked and amazed. All my life all I ever heard my parents do was criticize my grandfather, they never cared for him. From what little I remember of him he was a very nice guy and treated me well. I never got along well with my parents myself. They didn’t seem to care for…

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Renee O’Conner gets in way over her head when she tries to muscle a couple of stunt men and Lucy Lawless has to jump in and “fill” the gap.

Renee O’Conner arrived on the set. She was met by a couple of stunt men. Today was the off day for the Xena set but she had been having some trouble getting used to the fight scenes and several of the stunt men had agreed to help her. (After some threats by the producers about their jobs.) Renee went to her trailer and dressed in her Gabrielle costume. (She wanted it to be just like the scenes on the show.) Then she headed out to where the guys were standing around in pads. They were grumbling about working on their day off. Renee knew they weren’t being paid for this but there was nothing she could do about it. “Hi guys, thanks for helping me out.” She was met by more grumbles. “I’m sorry about this but I really need you’re help.” The men laughed at this, they all knew that Renee had broken a stunt mans nose and another’s…

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Christina Aguilera – An unwelcome encounter in a restroom of a bar with a fan

“TWO MILLION RECORDS SOLD!!” That’s what Christina Aguilera’s agent excitedly exclaimed to her as she held the cell phone up to her ear, walking through the Beverly Hills mall parking lot, headed out to do some serious shopping before her trip to Cabo San Lucus for the MTV Spring Break filming. “ALRIGHT,” Christina beamed back at her agent boisterously, the whole reality of pop culture stardom still feeling giddily foreign to her. Dressed in a floppy hat, sunglasses and a neat pair of bellbottom jeans, Christina tried looking as inconspicuous as possible as she made plans with her agent before embarking on her spending spree in the mall. “So when do I have to leave for Cabo?” The 18 year old star quizzed her agent. “MTV wants you there a day early for a sound check at the stage on the beach, I’ve got the plane reservations set for 8am Thursday morning. Filming starts Friday night I think,” The agent…

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