Rey’s Isolation – Star Wars xxx parody

The air sizzled from the electric jolt as Rey flinched and recoiled her hand. The exposed vaporizer circuit board was still charged despite its shorted fuse. She cursed under her breath as she wrapped her hand in a piece of loose cloth from her robes. “I can see why you wanted to get away from this place so much,” Rey said absently toward the horizon. She doubted her former master was somehow listening in on her drivel, but it was comforting to pretend like she wasn’t completely alone on this wasteland of a planet. Rey eyed the tall thin carass of the vaporizer up and down, bit her lip, and focused her gaze on the small misplaced component on the vaporizer’s control panel. Closing her eyes, she felt the Force fill her mind and surround every intricate piece of the machinery in front of her. sssszzzzshhhhhhh With a buzzing whirl the vaporizer came to life again, the malfunction fixed for…

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Erotic night with Anna Kendrick

The theater was completely empty as I made my way in. I wasn’t too surprised, given that this low budget, indie, ultra violent Ryan Gosling movie had been out for a few weeks. It would probably be out of theaters next weekend ‘ and it would have been cheaper to stay home and find a copy online. I wouldn’t be wishing I did that in a few hours. And it had nothing to do with the movie. Not directly, anyway. Before the trailers finally ended, I did notice someone else coming in. But it was only one person and he or she was sitting about five rows in front of me. I paid it no mind as I watched the film in my solitude. Halfway through, I did hear something. It wasn’t the movie, since Gosling hadn’t spoken in about 25 minutes. As the latest silent montage played out, I heard something out of place. Something that sounded like’.moaning. It…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend

This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though. Though we hadn’t been together for too long, it was fortunate that we started out while her schedule was open for once. As such, it was far easier to set up this little weekend getaway at my house. A little late Friday afternoon swim in my pool seemed like the perfect way to start. Leaving aside all the erections I had to hide both in and out of the pool. Especially inside, when Jennifer jumped around in the water, swam near me in the water, and generally got wet in the water. As if it wasn’t easy enough to think of those hypnotic boobs popping out just a little more from that suit – since they were certainly wet enough…

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Fantasy Threesome – Alison Brie, Jenna Fischer

It had been a week-and-a-half since my last eventful visit to New York. I had settled back home, taken a few promising phone calls, gotten further on a few projects and gotten a few visits from Alison. No sex was involved, even in light of how Alison had set me and Jenna Fischer up one last time in New York and how I promised that my sleeping around with other actresses was over. Nevertheless, I liked Alison just as much with our clothes on, so I had nothing to complain about. My thoughts tended to be a little dirtier at night, however. It was easier to think about a variety of things while in bed; although not all of them were good after bad days. That may be why I always sleep with the TV on to avoid the sometimes unsettling quiet. Still, the TV didn’t make a difference when I was thinking of sexier things. If I was hard,…

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Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars

I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for. I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as a fellow artist who could lend support as I tried to make my way in the business. I didn’t know who else he knew in any other business. He didn’t even mention he had a fiancée right away. Perhaps I should have suspected that a bit more. At the time, I just took him at face value when he said he’d been together with a woman for over a decade, had a little daughter together, and were just now preparing to get married. He also said she was an actress, but he didn’t say who it was. I could have easily Googled Darren’s name the first day we met to…

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Scarlett Johansson – Love Your Boobs

We fade in on Scarlett sitting on a chair, naked, in front of a full length mirror, rubbing and fondling her large breasts. “Hmm…” she sighs, picking up one tit, and letting it slide out of her hand, then doing the same with the other. “Mmm…” Scarlett tilts her head back and moans, as she begins roughly kneading them, and pinching her hard nipples between her fingers. Exhaling audibly, Scarlett leans her head down, while holding one tit up, and licks her nipple, then again does the same with the other. “Uhm…” Scarlett moans vocally, now digging her nails into her tit flesh. She then reaches down next to her, and picks up a bottle of lotion. After pumping out some on each hand, she carefully puts the bottle down again, and starts rubbing the lotion into her tits, moaning louder as she squeezes and fondles them. After a bit, she picks the bottle up again, and holds her tits…

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Ariel Winter’s adult adventures

They call it When The World Went White. A flash in the sky that covered the planet eliminating the world’s electricity and leaving barbarism in it’s place. Warlords arose and carved out their own fiefdoms, territories, and kingdoms through bloody violence. His name is Dirk, traveling the lands of California looking for a place to finally put aside his guns and sword and rest. His companion, Ariel Winter, follows him on his adventures as they struggle to survive in the new, bloody world. —– The sun beat down on Ariel’s skin like a torch. Sweat gleamed on her tan flesh and rolled down her body to soak into her leather coverings. She wiped the sweat from her brow with the back of her hand as she looked around at where they were. The desert surrounding them looked like every inch of desert they had traveled through since leaving the last town. They hadn’t been able to take much in the…

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