Elisha Cuthbert pops around to the club

I had gotten back to the US after travelling around Europe for nearly two years. I had decided to relocate in L.A and was looking for a job to pay for my shitty one room apartment. I had already gone through money in my bank account that I had inherited from when my father died. Most of it was spent on travelling and the money that remained was spent on rent and now I was low on funds. I had searched around, looking in the paper, employment agencies, handing out my resume to as many places as possible and nothing. I had finished up for the day and decided to head to the beach. I sat down on a bench that had a good view of the beach when a teenage kid came and sat down next to me. It was obvious Eminem was his role model, he looked like an extra from ‘The Real Slim Shady’ video. Bleach blonde…

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An Epic Night With Pamela Anderson

I stood my distance as I watched Pamela Anderson making her way home from the grocery shops. It was late and unusually dark for this time of night. Pamela had gone to the local grocery shops, which was a couple of minutes away from her beach house. She wore a white shirt that was buttoned up and a short black skirt. She had flip flops on and her hair in her usual style. Me and my friends, Randall and Brendan, moved into Malibu, near the beach. Main reason for this was so we could drool over all the hot chicks in tiny bikinis. One day I noticed Pamela Anderson walking along the beach with her shoes in her hands and remembered from MTV Cribs that she lived in a beach house, so naturally I followed her to see that she didn’t live too far away from me. Since then I’ve been drooling over her and remembering back to my teenage…

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