Star wars : Padme’s Pussy

I wrote this story because of the (maybe soon to be corrected) lack of sexual net fantasies about Padme Amidala (played very prettily by Natalie Portman). I saw that Star Wars movie (Episode II) and I knew I wanted to fuck her. So that’s why I am writing this story. I hope you like it. Or maybe you’ll think I’m a geek and a wanker. One of those two things is true. And I while I do not admit it in polite company, I’m not ashamed of it either. So without further ado, lets start my story of semi- random mixed plot pieces from Episode I and II (with random bits of others strewn in): Warning: gratuitous and often totally senseless sex has been added liberally to the plot. Since unlike some other Star Wars parodists I don’t feel very turned on by gay sex, lovely Padme will have to bear the brunt of it all. Chapter 1 Throne room…

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